Speaking of old men who have inspired and horrified us all: Keith Richards snorted his father's ashes.
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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Keith wrote:
"... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
He should have saved his cocaine money (and his father) and one day had his dad converted into a Life Gem!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
He's still alive, but he looks like the business end of a steamroller.
Yes, but hasn't he always?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
One of my favorites.
And then people say drugs are bad 
When asked how he felt when his dad died, Keith replied: "It was a bit of a blow..."
Ba-dam!
Ok, it took me a night's sleep to come up with it, but that's the beauty of forums.
Edited, Apr 4th 2007 9:24am by RedPhoenixxx
Ba-dam!
Ok, it took me a night's sleep to come up with it, but that's the beauty of forums.
Edited, Apr 4th 2007 9:24am by RedPhoenixxx
Samira wrote:
Yes, but hasn't he always?
Now he says he was just kidding.
I suppose the point is, how were we supposed to guess that? I mean, we are talking about a man who had to have a complete blood transfusion in order to get straight enough to enter another country legally.
I suppose the point is, how were we supposed to guess that? I mean, we are talking about a man who had to have a complete blood transfusion in order to get straight enough to enter another country legally.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jophiel wrote:
He should have saved his cocaine money (and his father) and one day had his dad converted into a Life Gem!
That's screwed up.
Coudn't he just get a Phlacerty of Soul-Stealing and conjured up a similacrum instead? Prolly been a tad less creepy.
Samira wrote:
Now he says he was just kidding.
I suppose the point is, how were we supposed to guess that? I mean, we are talking about a man who had to have a complete blood transfusion in order to get straight enough to enter another country legally.
I suppose the point is, how were we supposed to guess that? I mean, we are talking about a man who had to have a complete blood transfusion in order to get straight enough to enter another country legally.
It's sad, and telling, that I'm more disappointed in him for making this up than I was when I thought he'd snorted his father in some sort of spiritual speed-ball. What do I have to look forward to when my old man kicks it, now?
Samira wrote:
I mean, we are talking about a man who had to have a complete blood transfusion in order to get straight enough to enter another country legally.
And unfortunately, that's not true either. It's just a myth.
Still, you can't blame him for trying. I can't think of anyone that would still give a **** about what these old age pensioners are up to now. Their music hit its peak during the early 70s, and everything since then has been recycled crap for babyboomers that use viagra and botox to pretend they're not ageing.
I suspect he underwent dialysis, although how effective that would be I have no idea. Still, it's a similar enough procedure to spark those persistent rumors.
I picture it more along the lines of an oil change, though.
I picture it more along the lines of an oil change, though.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
According to this and a couple of other things I'd read before, it's pretty much what you'd guessed.
In my head I've nicknamed you "smartira".
It's a bit creepy, I know...
In my head I've nicknamed you "smartira".
It's a bit creepy, I know...
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
In my head I've nicknamed you "sluttira".
It's a bit creepy, I know...
It's a bit creepy, I know...
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Not much scarier than a smart ****. ooooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooo.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Atomicflea wrote:
He's still alive, but he looks like the business end of a steamroller.
The pics themselves tend to contradict your statement.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I googled to find out what he looked like before cause I didn't even recognize him and found this:
[img]http://www.gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2007_04_keithrichards.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2007_04_keithrichards.jpg[/img]
"IT WAS A BLOW!"
would've been such a better headline
Taboid journalism, here I come...
would've been such a better headline
Taboid journalism, here I come...
And now it appears Disney put pressure on Richards to pass off his statement as a joke.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I know, right? Apparently he's under contract to play Johnny Depp's father in some film.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
I know, right? Apparently he's under contract to play Johnny Depp's father in some film.
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