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#1 Apr 02 2007 at 6:56 AM Rating: Decent
I posted this in the OOT, but I thought some of you might enjoy it as well.

For those of you who enjoy puzzles and the like, here is an "intelligence" test that my boss introduced to us last week.

We managed to figure out all but three of them.

Enjoy. Smiley: smile
#2 Apr 02 2007 at 6:58 AM Rating: Decent
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We managed to figure out all but three of them.


I got all of them in about 3 minutes. I can't imagine missing any.

Which three did you miss?

Also, I'm awesome.

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#3 Apr 02 2007 at 7:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Which three did you miss?


We couldn't figure out:

15 P in a R T

9 P in S A

6 B to an O in C

It eludes us. Smiley: frown
#4 Apr 02 2007 at 7:02 AM Rating: Decent
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15 players on a rugby team

9 provinces in South Aftica

6 balls in an over in cricket


Yes, it's hugely UK biased.
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#5 Apr 02 2007 at 7:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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I got all the ones that weren't about sports, but I got irritated and stopped trying to play with the stupid thing because I can't spell. I hate farenwhateveritis.

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#6 Apr 02 2007 at 7:04 AM Rating: Decent
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but I got irritated and stopped trying to play with the stupid thing because I can't spell.

Well, yeah. Without browser spellcheck I'd have gotten 2.

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#7 Apr 02 2007 at 7:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:
but I got irritated and stopped trying to play with the stupid thing because I can't spell.

Well, yeah. Without browser spellcheck I'd have gotten 2.


Oh I see. So you cheated.

Cheater.

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#8 Apr 02 2007 at 7:09 AM Rating: Decent
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Oh I see. So you cheated.


Totally. Thank god I wasn't born when spelling or penmanship mattered.
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#9 Apr 02 2007 at 7:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Scoring: 1 to 5 is Average, 6 - 11 Somewhat Intelligent, 12 to 18 Intelligent, 19 + Genius


My God 1-5 is average?
#10 Apr 02 2007 at 7:21 AM Rating: Decent
Thanks, Smash!!

My boss will be oh-so-impressed with me. Smiley: sly

Perhaps he'll give me the day off?
#11 Apr 02 2007 at 7:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Lefian wrote:

My God 1-5 is average?


A little on the small side, actually.

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#12 Apr 02 2007 at 7:27 AM Rating: Good
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*yawn*
Not on a Monday.
#13 Apr 02 2007 at 7:28 AM Rating: Decent
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A little on the small side, actually.


You're just spoiled.

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#14 Apr 02 2007 at 7:41 AM Rating: Default
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I quit at 19 since that's enough to be genius.

And yeah, seems to be a good bit of bias towards knowledge of sports and religion.

It's a fun thing, but not any kind of legitimate IQ test. Good IQ tests don't test specific knowledge, which you'd need to get several of these.
#15 Apr 02 2007 at 7:44 AM Rating: Decent
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It's a fun thing, but not any kind of legitimate IQ test.


Gee, you think so, Descartes? It's humbling that someone of your staggering genius would take the time to educate us so.

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#16 Apr 02 2007 at 7:55 AM Rating: Decent
Kachi wrote:
It's a fun thing, but not any kind of legitimate IQ test.


Hence the quotes in my subject. Smiley: wink
#17 Apr 02 2007 at 7:59 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
15 players on a rugby team

9 provinces in South Aftica

6 balls in an over in cricket


Yes, it's hugely UK biased.


Where is South Aftica?
#18 Apr 02 2007 at 8:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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DSD wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
15 players on a rugby team

9 provinces in South Aftica

6 balls in an over in cricket


Yes, it's hugely UK biased.


Where is South Aftica?

I'll give you a hint; it's in the southern part of Africa....
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#19 Apr 02 2007 at 8:18 AM Rating: Good
Well that was fun... can I join yur SMRT club now? Smiley: drool2

SPOILER!!!








 
1 	26 L of the A 	           26 letters of the alphabet 
2 	7 D of the W 	           7 days of the week 
3 	7 W of the W 	           7 wonders of the world 
4 	12 S of the Z 	           12 signs of the zodiac 
5 	66 B of the B 	           66 books of the bible 
6 	52 C in a P (W J) 	   52 cards in a pack (without jokers) 
7 	13 S in the USF 	   13 stripes in the united states flag 
8 	18 H on a G C 	           18 holes on a golf course 
9 	39 B of the O T 	   39 books of the old testament 
10 	5 T on a F 	           5 toes on a foot 
11 	90 D in a R A 	           90 degrees in a right angle 
12 	3 B M (S H T R) 	   3 blind mice (see how they run) 
13 	32 is the T in D F at which W F 	32 is the temperature in degrees fahrenheit at which water freezes 
14 	15 P in a R T 	           15 players in a rugby team 
15 	3 W on a T 	           3 wheels on a tricycle 
16 	100 C in a D 	           100 cents in a dollar 
17 	11 P in a F (S) T 	   11 players in a football (soccer) team 
18 	12 M in a Y 	           12 months in a year 
19 	13=UFS 	                   13 is unlucky for some 
20 	8 T on an O 	           8 tentacles on a octopus 
21 	29 D in F in a L Y 	   29 days in february in a leap year 
22 	27 B in the N T 	   27 books in the new testament 
23 	365 D in a Y 	           365 days in a year 
24 	13 L in a B D 	           13 loaves in a baker's dozen 
25 	52 W in a Y 	           52 weeks in a year 
26 	9 L of a C 	           9 lives of a cat 
27 	60 M in an H 	           60 minutes in an hour 
28 	23 P of C in the H B 	   23 pairs of chromosomes in the human body 
29 	64 S on a C B 	           64 squares on a chess board 
30 	9 P in S A 	           9 provinces in south africa 
31 	6 B to an O in C 	   6 balls to an over in cricket 
32 	1000 Y in a M 	           1000 years in a millennium 
33 	15 M on a D M C 	   15 men on a dead man's chest
















Edited, Apr 2nd 2007 12:23pm by Elderon
#20 Apr 02 2007 at 8:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Demea wrote:
DSD wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
15 players on a rugby team

9 provinces in South Aftica

6 balls in an over in cricket


Yes, it's hugely UK biased.


Where is South Aftica?

I'll give you a hint; it's in the southern part of Africa....


I'm pretty sure you're thinking of South Africa.

Nexa
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#21 Apr 02 2007 at 9:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Hence the quotes in my subject.


I noticed those after I posted but I was too lazy to correct myself.

I mean, if I don't make a few minor oversights, Smash will get bored.
#22 Apr 02 2007 at 9:12 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Demea wrote:
DSD wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
15 players on a rugby team

9 provinces in South Aftica

6 balls in an over in cricket


Yes, it's hugely UK biased.


Where is South Aftica?

I'll give you a hint; it's in the southern part of Africa....


I'm pretty sure you're thinking of South Africa.

Nexa


Well I know where South Africa is. I just hadn't heard of South Aftica ;)
#23 Apr 02 2007 at 9:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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DSD wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Demea wrote:
DSD wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
15 players on a rugby team

9 provinces in South Aftica

6 balls in an over in cricket


Yes, it's hugely UK biased.


Where is South Aftica?

I'll give you a hint; it's in the southern part of Africa....


I'm pretty sure you're thinking of South Africa.

Nexa


Well I know where South Africa is. I just hadn't heard of South Aftica ;)


Well I know what YOU meant, I was replying to Demea, who seemed confused.

Nexa
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#24 Apr 02 2007 at 9:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
DSD wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Demea wrote:
DSD wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
15 players on a rugby team

9 provinces in South Aftica

6 balls in an over in cricket


Yes, it's hugely UK biased.


Where is South Aftica?

I'll give you a hint; it's in the southern part of Africa....


I'm pretty sure you're thinking of South Africa.

Nexa


Well I know where South Africa is. I just hadn't heard of South Aftica ;)


Well I know what YOU meant, I was replying to Demea, who seemed confused.

Nexa

I knew what she meant, but I couldn't be sure that she knew what she meant, so I felt the need to clarify.

I think.
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#25 Apr 02 2007 at 9:22 AM Rating: Good
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Demea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
DSD wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Demea wrote:
DSD wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
15 players on a rugby team

9 provinces in South Aftica

6 balls in an over in cricket


Yes, it's hugely UK biased.


Where is South Aftica?

I'll give you a hint; it's in the southern part of Africa....


I'm pretty sure you're thinking of South Africa.

Nexa


Well I know where South Africa is. I just hadn't heard of South Aftica ;)


Well I know what YOU meant, I was replying to Demea, who seemed confused.

Nexa

I knew what she meant, but I couldn't be sure that she knew what she meant, so I felt the need to clarify.

I think.


Remember Kao gets a little uptight about the nested quotes thing...
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#26 Apr 02 2007 at 9:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Lord xythex wrote:
Demea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
DSD wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Demea wrote:
DSD wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
15 players on a rugby team

9 provinces in South Aftica

6 balls in an over in cricket


Yes, it's hugely UK biased.


Where is South Aftica?

I'll give you a hint; it's in the southern part of Africa....


I'm pretty sure you're thinking of South Africa.

Nexa


Well I know where South Africa is. I just hadn't heard of South Aftica ;)


Well I know what YOU meant, I was replying to Demea, who seemed confused.

Nexa

I knew what she meant, but I couldn't be sure that she knew what she meant, so I felt the need to clarify.

I think.


Remember Kao gets a little uptight about the nested quotes thing...

I'll keep that in mind.
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