I think I will wear sweat pants today.
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Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I think being unemployed is a good time to start experimenting with genital piercings. I mean, you're never going to do it while you're working. Live a little.
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Dude, you're unemployed, you don't have to wear any pants.
****, if I wanted to live a little I would have a Maori tribesman chisel a TÄ moko onto my c'ock and balls.
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I've always felt that casually going out in public* while wearing sweat pants is a sign that you've given up on life. So, wear your sweat pants but try to stay home.
Don't get me started on people who think that pyjama bottoms are appropriate outdoor wear.
*Excepting travel directly to/from the gym and 3am runs to the pharmacy
Don't get me started on people who think that pyjama bottoms are appropriate outdoor wear.
*Excepting travel directly to/from the gym and 3am runs to the pharmacy
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
What, I can't go grocery shopping in my sleepy pants?? Hell, I used to go to *work* (at a call center) in my sleepy pants and fuzzy slippers. On the weekends, at least.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
What, I can't go grocery shopping in my sleepy pants?? Hell, I used to go to *work* (at a call center) in my sleepy pants and fuzzy slippers. On the weekends, at least.
It's hell ironing those pleats into his Simpsons PJs
Debalic wrote:
What, I can't go grocery shopping in my sleepy pants?? Hell, I used to go to *work* (at a call center) in my sleepy pants and fuzzy slippers. On the weekends, at least.
I was notorious at college for showing up at my 7:20 a.m. class in pajamas and my Rottie. He'd sleep at my feet and I'd use him for a footrest.
Edit: Enjoy your days off while you can!
Edited, Apr 2nd 2007 3:39pm by Thumbelyna
I've always felt that casually going out in public* while wearing sweat pants is a sign that you've given up on life.
There's an entire fashion industry centered around sweatpants to wear in public.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
There's an entire fashion industry centered around sweatpants to wear in public.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Wait a minute...didn't you just get promoted, Bhodi?
I live in my jammies - at home, that is. The second I get inside I change into them. I'm like Elvis, only better.
I live in my jammies - at home, that is. The second I get inside I change into them. I'm like Elvis, only better.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
There's an entire fashion industry centered around diamond-encrusted faux braces for your teeth. It doesn't mean I have to feel good about it.
Naturally not. I didn't want to mention this at the time, but in Boston, Kelvy told me he saw Flea's ankle. Try to control your rage. Easy! Easy....
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I stay on the farm for weeks at a time, venturing out only once I've depleted my food and/or booze supply. It's a rarity for me to not be wearing my pajamas, anymore. My day-to-day attire consists mostly of five year-old sweatshirts and jeans that haven't been washed in a week. Everything is covered in mud and sheep excrement.
I love it.
I love it.
You're up and posting pretty early for someone who's unemployed.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam wrote:
You're up and posting pretty early for someone who's unemployed.
Early? Try late.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Upon further looking through my pile of clothes I discovered I no longer owned sweat pants. I did find a pair of cargo pants with a mustard stain though.
/shrug
/shrug
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Perfect.
All you need is a T-shirt that has multiple cigarette burns in it.
All you need is a T-shirt that has multiple cigarette burns in it.
I wear sweats to drop off the kid at school, because I am not dressing up just for that, then to come home and put on my sweats again for treadmill or napping whatever. 
bodhi, I would just spend a few days naked! ROFL
bodhi, I would just spend a few days naked! ROFL
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bodhi, I would just spend a few days naked! ROFL
Pics or it didn't happen.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
bodhisattva wrote:
I think I will wear sweat pants today.
/cheer
/cheer
April 3rd and it is 9 degrees fahrenheit out right now.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
April 3rd and it is 9 degrees fahrenheit out right now.
PS ~ Thanks for keeping the the measurements in imperial. I hate always looking up a celcius converter and I lost the bookmark I had to a cool one.
Sorry to hear about the job woes, Bhodi - I completed my last contract job at the end of January. I could have picked up another contract sooner, but I've been trying to land a "permanent" job so that I don't have to keep going through this every 3 to 6 months (depending on the contract). Unfortunately, permanent job interviewing processes take a hell of a long time.
I had a couple of close calls in landing a permanent job, but unfortunately they didn't pan out. This is my last week in my attempting a permanent job, then it's back to contracting to bring in the money for the time being. I'll keep plugging away on the permanent job hunt while I have the contract, but I really would hate to pull out of a contract job to land a permanent job. Although at this point, if I have to burn a bridge, so be it.
Anyhoo, good luck in landing a new situation. Sounds like the old one's management was pretty shitty anway.
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Edited, Apr 3rd 2007 9:49am by Snorre
I had a couple of close calls in landing a permanent job, but unfortunately they didn't pan out. This is my last week in my attempting a permanent job, then it's back to contracting to bring in the money for the time being. I'll keep plugging away on the permanent job hunt while I have the contract, but I really would hate to pull out of a contract job to land a permanent job. Although at this point, if I have to burn a bridge, so be it.
Anyhoo, good luck in landing a new situation. Sounds like the old one's management was pretty shitty anway.
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Edited, Apr 3rd 2007 9:49am by Snorre
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