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Timed U.S. geography quiz. Have at it.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I pity anyone who has a problem fdoing that...and I don't even live in the US.
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Too much time.
I bet even Nexa could pass that.
I bet even Nexa could pass that.
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What you're all forgetting is that the modern third-grader has two kids and a nasty meth addiction to deal with, making such trivial memorization a more difficult undertaking. I can't fathom how they master their multiplication tables these days.
I'd imagine most posters here couldn't fill in that map given 10 "x"s but no more.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I'm still annoyed that I got an X for putting Michigan on Michigan.
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
it's not working for me =-/
got 8 X's 3 were from trying to get Delaware to fit 
Smasharoo wrote:
Too much time.
I bet even Nexa could pass that.
I bet even Nexa could pass that.
Yeah, well, evidently, you'd be wrong. I got the east coast though!
*grumble*
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
It's not possible to not pass the 3rd grade. The public school system wont let you.
I failed after trying to find Alaska and Hawaii.
I had to think a little on those tiny bastards in the northeast but other than that it was cake.
You don't learn about Hawaii and Alaska in the 3rd grade. They teach those in 7th.
I usually have problems remembering which big square western state is which. And I didn't get any kind of score or result at the end; it just went back to the beginning. I had 3 x's; one of which was for dragging a name out then deciding to put it back in the list and save it for later. 
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
CrescentFresh wrote:
I had to think a little on those tiny bastards in the northeast but other than that it was cake.
See, I'm just the opposite...probably because I live in Maine. It's all those big, roughly squarey ones out west that I don't have a clue on.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Ok, after the fact I did get a result: it said I failed, with 48/48. 
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I don't know what's up with its pass/fail thingie.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Hell this is even easy for a Canadian. 
Mind you, Canadians that have completed high school generally can identify over 80% of the countries in the world and all of the provinces and states in North America.
Mind you, Canadians that have completed high school generally can identify over 80% of the countries in the world and all of the provinces and states in North America.
Elderon wrote:
Hell this is even easy for a Canadian.
Mind you, Canadians that have completed high school generally can identify over 80% of the countries in the world and all of the provinces and states in North America.
Mind you, Canadians that have completed high school generally can identify over 80% of the countries in the world and all of the provinces and states in North America.
I can identify nearly any kind of nut.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I'd be about as skilled at mapping the provinces of Canada as I would be in naming all the features on the moon.
I know where Mare Tranquilis is...
I know where Mare Tranquilis is...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Mind you, Canadians that have completed high school generally can identify over 80% of the countries in the world
That's *definately* not true. 80% is a lot.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Nexa wrote:
I can identify nearly any kind of nut.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I'd be about as skilled at mapping the provinces of Canada as I would be in naming all the features on the moon.
I know where Mare Tranquilis is...
I know where Mare Tranquilis is...
Jophiel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I can identify nearly any kind of nut.
hehehe.
Red pistashio nut, man, I love that movie.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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