Romantic gestures for no apparent reason...Follow

Men, this is a pretty handy guide for any arguments you might get into.
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you; do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FORGET YOU

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'what's wrong', for the woman's response refer to #3.

A story for the girls:

A few years ago, a friend of mine had surgery to remove a tumor from her abdomen. It was essentially like having a c-section and she was pretty hurty and unable to go do anything for a few weeks just due to discomfort and just being tired from the whole ordeal. It was the dead of winter, she was stir crazy, and kept going on about how much she wanted to go camping.

Her boyfriend came home one day while she and I were sitting in the kitchen having coffee and went straight upstairs, saying he wasn't feeling well and wanted to lay down. Later, we went upstairs to check on him, because we're nosey women, and find that the bedroom now has:
1. Pine tree branches decorating everything that could hold one.
2. A tent set up with the mattress inside it.
3. A "camp fire" crafted of construction paper with a light behind it.
4. A cd of "lake sounds" or some such sh*t playing.

He was just heading downstairs to get her and make smores. hehe, I went home and cried, hahahahaha.

Nexa

He's a keeper! See, I have never met a man to do stuff like that. Creativity FTW.

Yeah, she dumped him.

And nice guys everywhere weep.

Maybe it's not that I have lost that romantic side of me, but that subconsciously I supress it because I realize that women don't usually respond to it.

Or maybe guys should stop looking for "bad girls" who don't appreciate them?