To the tune of "If I had a Million Dollars - BNL"
If I had admin powers
(If I had admin powers)
I'd sell out to RMT
(I'd sell out to RMT)
If I had admin powers
(If I had admin powers)
I'd nuke most of your posts
(Maybe just a few, but not all of them)
And if I had admin powers
(If I had admin powers)
Well, I'd rate bomb the OOT
(The nice retarded forum it is)
If I had admin powers I'd pwn you all
If I had admin powers
I'd have the best boobie avatard
If I had admin powers
You could worship me, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had admin powers
Maybe I could put like a little tiny sig pic in there somewhere
You know, just so I could make fun of the fact that you can't do stuff
Like take care of fish or something
There would already be virgins laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped Islamic virgins and things
BT: They have pre-wrapped Islamic virgins but they don't have pre-wrapped dead hookers
Well, can you blame 'em?
BT: Uh, yeah
If I had admin powers
(If I had admin powers)
Well, I'd hire a new LOTRO admin
(But not one named Magi that's cruel)
And if I had admin powers
(If I had admin powers)
Well, I'd claim me an exotic pet
(Yep, like an DF or a Flea'lo)
And if I had admin powers
(If I had a admin powers)
Well, I'd give you Thundra's password
(Ooh, all them crazy psycophant posts)
And If I had admin powers I'd pwn you all
If I had admin powers
We wouldn't have to pay premium no more
If I had admin powers
And we'd ban Bodhi cause he's a *****
If I had admin powers
We wouldn't have to put up with Nobby's ramblings
But we would put up with Nobby's ramblings
Of course we would, we'd just put up with more
And post about really expensive hand-bags
That's right, all the fanciest, designer hand-bags!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
If I had admin powers
(If I had admin powers)
Well, I'd buy you a beer in Chicago
(But not an American beer, that's cruel)
And if I had admin powers
(If I had admin powers)
Well, I'd randomly delete posts in forum=21
(Ones about WoW vs FFXI or GOLD Plz)
If I had admin powers
(If I had admin powers)
I'd hire a new code monkey
(Wait, the forum already has a Dana- I mean monkey)
If I had admin powers
I'd pwn you all
If I had admin powers, If I had admin powers
If I had admin powers, If I had admin powers
If I had admin powers
You'd all be my bitch.
Edited, Mar 30th 2007 11:39pm by Elderon
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Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Lick my cnut nub. Wait, you are my cnut. Carry on.
Licking myself, that I can do!
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bodhisattva wrote:
Licking myself, that I can do!
/jealous
I loathe myself for enjoying that post 
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
"If you would be singing like this two thousand years ago, people would have stoned you." -Simon Cowell
"Oh well, but he can still do me in the pooper." Paula Abdul
"Well yes, me too, as long as he shuts up and stops trying to sing." -Simon Cowell
"Oh well, but he can still do me in the pooper." Paula Abdul
"Well yes, me too, as long as he shuts up and stops trying to sing." -Simon Cowell
Nobby wrote:
I loathe myself for enjoying that post
ditto. Now I have that song stuck in my head.
DSD wrote:
Nobby wrote:
I loathe myself for enjoying that post
ditto. Now I have that song stuck in my head.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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