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#1 Mar 30 2007 at 11:04 AM Rating: Good
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Growing up in a French community, I learned pretty quickly that jokes are very language specific and do not translate well at all. This thread is dedicated to jokes that are found humourous in their native language but make absoltely no sense in English.

Here's the format: (the joke I posted in the other thread)

Post from my other thread wrote:
Un homme se rend à l'aéroport:
-Un billet pour Londres s'il vous plait.
-Votre nom ?
-Glloq.
-Eppellez.
-G-L-L-O-Q (j'ai deux ailles au cul)
-Pourquoi vous n'y allez pas tout seul ?


Translation wrote:
A man goes to the airport
-One ticket for London please
- Your name?
- Glloq
- Please spell that
- (spells name, phoeneticlly sounds like he has 2 wings coming out of his ***)
- Why don't you fly there yourself then?










Edited, Mar 30th 2007 3:05pm by Elderon
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#2 Mar 30 2007 at 11:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Here you go.

Have all the cross-lingual puns you like.
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#3 Mar 30 2007 at 11:10 AM Rating: Good
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Jokes about the French are always funny.
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#4 Mar 30 2007 at 11:12 AM Rating: Good
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I was hoping to see some Spanish ones or something. I forgot brownies have no sense of humour. Smiley: frown
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#5 Mar 30 2007 at 11:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Elderon wrote:
I was hoping to see some Spanish ones or something. I forgot brownies have no sense of humour. Smiley: frown


They don't think jokes about grapes are to funny, that's for damn sure.
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#6 Mar 30 2007 at 11:19 AM Rating: Good
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Oh, I have one!

En Europa, unos hinchas asisten a una competencia de remo desde arriba de un puente, por debajo del cual pasa el rÃo y todos los paÃses que compiten con sus respectivos botes...

Al llegar la primera embarcación, el grupo de hinchas, desde arriba del puente les grita:

-¡Remen cojudazos! Hijosde ****!!!

Los remeros miran extrañados y siguen.

Llega el segundo bote y los de arriba del puente, lo mismo:

-Indios de mierda! Remen... Hijos de ****!!!

Los del bote miran asustados y siguen.

Pasa la embarcación que venÃa tercera y los de arriba otra vez insisten:
-¡Remen maricones! Serranos de mierda!!!...

Uno de los remeros extenuado por el esfuerzo se levanta y contesta:
-¡¡¡¿¿¿Porqué no te vas a la reconcha de tu madre???!!! Huevonazo!!!
Hijo de **** mira que ahorita subo y te saco la mierda.


Y los de arriba emocionados hasta las lagrimas dicen :

-!Son ellos, son ellos!... ¡¡Pee-ruuú!! ¡¡Pee-ruuú!! ¡¡Pee-ruuú!!! Smiley: lol

Edited, Mar 30th 2007 3:20pm by Atomicflea
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#7 Mar 30 2007 at 11:20 AM Rating: Decent
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#8 Mar 30 2007 at 11:21 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
It's rare I picture flea dressed as a giant bee.

Sez you.
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#9 Mar 30 2007 at 11:24 AM Rating: Good
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Babelfish, when translating Flea's joke wrote:
In Europe, fans attend a competition of oar from above of a bridge, below as she passes the river and all the countries that compete with their respective boats... When arriving the first boat, the group of fans, from above of the bridge shouts to them: - They row cojudazos! Hijosde ****! The rowers watch been strange and follow. He arrives the second boat and those from above of the bridge, the same: - Indian of excrement! Row... Children of ****! Those of the boat watch scared and follow. It passes the boat that came third and those of above insist again: - **** Row! Serranos of excrement!!!... One of the rowers debilitated by the effort rises and answers: - Porqué you do not go away to reconcha of your mother???!!! Huevonazo! Son of **** sight that right now I raise and I remove the excrement to you. And those of above moved until tears say: -!Son they, are they... Pee-ruuú! Pee-ruuú! Pee-ruuú!


I'll admit, "Indian of Excrement" made me laugh.
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#10 Mar 30 2007 at 11:26 AM Rating: Good
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Pretty accurate, actually. The joke isn't even funny to Mexicans, but among South Americans, Peruvians are second only to Argentineans in their foul-mouthedness.

Edited, Mar 30th 2007 3:26pm by Atomicflea
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#12 Apr 02 2007 at 1:20 AM Rating: Decent
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Elderon wrote:

Post from my other thread wrote:
Un homme se rend à l'aéroport:
-Un billet pour Londres s'il vous plait.
-Votre nom ?
-Glloq.
-Eppellez.
-G-L-L-O-Q (j'ai deux ailles au cul)
-Pourquoi vous n'y allez pas tout seul ?




I quite like Duchamp writing under the Mona Lisa painting:

LHOOQ

(Elle a chaud au cul)

And since we're on the subject of bad jokes, I've got an absolutely awful one. So, don't read further if you're easily offended.


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