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#1 Mar 30 2007 at 9:31 AM Rating: Good
No, not the fucking kind.

Ever wonder who actually votes for people like Bush? Most unbelievable hoaxes highlighted.

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Ten of the best April Fool's Day hoaxes: US museum

NEW YORK (AFP) - From television revealing that spaghetti grows on trees to advertisements for the left-handed burger, the tradition of April Fool's Day stories in the media has a weird and wonderful history.

Here are 10 of the top April Fool's Day pranks ever pulled off, as judged by the San Diego-based Museum of Hoaxes for their notoriety, absurdity, and number of people duped.

-- In 1957, a BBC television show announced that thanks to a mild winter and the virtual elimination of the spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. Footage of Swiss farmers pulling strands of spaghetti from trees prompted a barrage of calls from people wanting to know how to grow their own spaghetti at home.

-- In 1985, Sports Illustrated magazine published a story that a rookie baseball pitcher who could reportedly throw a ball at 270 kilometers per hour (168 miles per hour) was set to join the New York Mets. Finch was said to have mastered his skill -- pitching significantly faster than anyone else has ever managed -- in a Tibetan monastery. Mets fans' celebrations were short-lived.

-- Sweden in 1962 had only one television channel, which broadcast in black and white. The station's technical expert appeared on the news to announce that thanks to a newly developed technology, viewers could convert their existing sets to receive color pictures by pulling a nylon stocking over the screen. In fact, they had to wait until 1970.

-- In 1996, American fast-food chain Taco Bell announced that it had bought Philadelphia's Liberty Bell, a historic symbol of American independence, from the federal government and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell.

Outraged citizens called to express their anger before Taco Bell revealed the hoax. Then-White House press secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale and said the Lincoln Memorial in Washington had also been sold and was to be renamed the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial after the automotive giant.

-- In 1977, British newspaper The Guardian published a seven-page supplement for the 10th anniversary of San Serriffe, a small republic located in the Indian Ocean consisting of several semicolon-shaped islands. A series of articles described the geography and culture of the two main islands, named Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse.

-- In 1992, US National Public Radio announced that
Richard Nixon was running for president again. His new campaign slogan was, "I didn't do anything wrong, and I won't do it again." They even had clips of Nixon announcing his candidacy. Listeners flooded the show with calls expressing their outrage. Nixon's voice actually turned out to be that of impersonator Rich Little.

-- In 1998, a newsletter titled New Mexicans for Science and Reason carried an article that the state of Alabama had voted to change the value of pi from 3.14159 to the "Biblical value" of 3.0.

-- Burger King, another American fast-food chain, published a full-page advertisement in USA Today in 1998 announcing the introduction of the "Left-Handed Whopper," specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new burger included the same ingredients as the original, but the condiments were rotated 180 degrees. The chain said it received thousands of requests for the new burger, as well as orders for the original "right-handed" version.

-- Discover Magazine announced in 1995 that a highly respected biologist, Aprile Pazzo (Italian for April Fool), had discovered a new species in Antarctica: the hotheaded naked ice borer. The creatures were described as having bony plates on their heads that became burning hot, allowing the animals to bore through ice at high speed -- a technique they used to hunt penguins.

-- Noted British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on the radio in 1976 that at 9:47 am, a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event, in which Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, would cause a gravitational alignment that would reduce the Earth's gravity. Moore told listeners that if they jumped in the air at the exact moment of the planetary alignment, they would experience a floating sensation. Hundreds of people called in to report feeling the sensation.

-- Allakhazam's Magical Realm announced at E3 in late 2006 that the users of their FFXI forum were all going to undergo a simultaneous surgical operation in the name of their cult god, Moogle Esq. The operation would entail the insertion of a small electronic device at the base of their spine that would render the nerve endings in their posteriors numb allowing them to sit for many hours at their consoles and consume vast amounts of twinkies. An unacceptable side effect was that the members of this community would no longer ever be /butthurt, therefore the implants had to be removed immediately so that in the case of an alien or asylum invasion, those who were probed would not be oblivious. Thousands of moogle fuckers to this day still claim to not feel /butthurt even though their implants were removed.









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Edited, Mar 30th 2007 1:43pm by Elderon
#2 Mar 30 2007 at 9:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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-- In 1977, British newspaper The Guardian published a seven-page supplement for the 10th anniversary of San Serriffe, a small republic located in the Indian Ocean consisting of several semicolon-shaped islands. A series of articles described the geography and culture of the two main islands, named Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse.


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#3 Mar 30 2007 at 10:10 AM Rating: Good
I'm surprised that no one has commented on the OP aside from Sam. Smiley: sly
#4 Mar 30 2007 at 10:12 AM Rating: Decent
I think that thing about changing pi is still floating around. I think I recently read it used as evidence that Christians are nut-jobs.
#5 Mar 30 2007 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
This is one of my favorite April Fools from a few years back

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#6 Mar 30 2007 at 10:19 AM Rating: Good
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I'm surprised that no one has commented on the OP aside from Sam. Smiley: sly
You did say they were no longer butthurt.
#7 Mar 30 2007 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
Atomicflea wrote:
Elderon wrote:
I'm surprised that no one has commented on the OP aside from Sam. Smiley: sly
You did say they were no longer butthurt.
They only claim to not to be, when in reality we know that's never the case.
#8 Mar 30 2007 at 10:23 AM Rating: Decent
I liked the whitespace programming language (actually fooled a coworker with that one) and the pair programming chair.
#9 Mar 30 2007 at 10:33 AM Rating: Good
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#10 Mar 30 2007 at 10:51 AM Rating: Default
That one about the 1985 pitcher throwing 168 mph got me wondering about something that should be more of an actuality.

Given the amount of parents who relentlessly drive their kids in sports...why has no parent "coached" their little potential superstar to be a switch-pitcher in baseball?

Seems odd that this hasn't happened.
#11 Mar 30 2007 at 10:56 AM Rating: Good
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That one about the 1985 pitcher throwing 168 mph got me wondering about something that should be more of an actuality.

Given the amount of parents who relentlessly drive their kids in sports...why has no parent "coached" their little potential superstar to be a switch-pitcher in baseball?

Seems odd that this hasn't happened.


You do know the odds of your kid ever becoming a professional athelete are negligible right? Even the crazies aren't going to jeopardize their new found train to riches by forcing them to switch pitch.
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#12 Mar 30 2007 at 11:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Given the amount of parents who relentlessly drive their kids in sports...why has no parent "coached" their little potential superstar to be a switch-pitcher in baseball?

Seems odd that this hasn't happened.


It has, more than once. They just all tend to suck from either side.

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Given the amount of parents who relentlessly drive their kids in sports...why has no parent "coached" their little potential superstar to be a switch-pitcher in baseball?

Seems odd that this hasn't happened.


It has, more than once. They just all tend to suck from either side.


Not quite all of them.


#14 Mar 30 2007 at 7:06 PM Rating: Good
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Deathwysh wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:

Given the amount of parents who relentlessly drive their kids in sports...why has no parent "coached" their little potential superstar to be a switch-pitcher in baseball?

Seems odd that this hasn't happened.


It has, more than once. They just all tend to suck from either side.


Not quite all of them.




Well shit! Guess you learn something new everyday. I never knew Mantle was a switch-pitcher...
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Damn wonder what type of exciting things will happen this year...
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Deathwysh wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:

Given the amount of parents who relentlessly drive their kids in sports...why has no parent "coached" their little potential superstar to be a switch-pitcher in baseball?

Seems odd that this hasn't happened.


It has, more than once. They just all tend to suck from either side.


Not quite all of them.




Well shit! Guess you learn something new everyday. I never knew Mantle was a switch-pitcher...


I played ball with a kid in high-school who could pitch with both hands. He threw upward of ninety with his right hand, and had the natural slider aciton of a lefty when he threw south-paw, but lost a bit of velocity. Never switched gloves during a game, but compared to most varsity pitchers, he was above average from either side.

He signed a minor-league deal with the Giants after our senior year, valued at about one-million dollars, and blew out his right shoulder his first summer. I haven't seen him since, but man he was a pimp back in '98 when he was a nineteen year-old with six-figures in his bank account.

These days I assume he's blowing Snoop Dog roadies for back sdtage tickets.

And I had no idea Mantle was a pitcher; I thought he was a drunk. Wow.
#17 Apr 01 2007 at 2:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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#18 Apr 01 2007 at 6:26 AM Rating: Good
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I don't know if I can keep this up much longer. I feel so dirty..
You had me wondering for about a milli-second. Then I clicked your name and saw the real you.
#19 Apr 01 2007 at 7:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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I don't know if I can keep this up much longer. I feel so dirty..


OMFG happy April 1.
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Well I suppose a milli-second is better than not getting you at all. ;)
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This is one of my favorite April Fools from a few years back

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That's not real? Smiley: confused
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I don't know if I can keep this up much longer. I feel so dirty..


Eventually, you become what you pretend to be you know.

/deep off

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Eventually, you become what you pretend to be you know.


That's how I became a 200 foot tall bulletproof robot pimp.

True story.
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#24 Apr 01 2007 at 7:49 PM Rating: Default
Elderon wrote:
Ever wonder who actually votes for people like Bush? Most unbelievable hoaxes highlighted.



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