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#1 Mar 30 2007 at 7:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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Rosie O'Donnell pitches 9/11 conspiracy theory

I heard a rumor (rumor alert!) on another forum that she is backing funding for a theatrical release of the Loose Change video. Complete FOAF there -- the guy said he heard it on the radio.

Regardless, why is this woman still on television? I guess she had a place in the past for housewives who wanted to watch someone swoon over Hollywood hunks (faux swoon anyway), sing show tunes and throw Koosh balls but she has since turned into this shrill, aggressive, obnoxious beast of a woman. And I don't mean physically -- she has the temperament of a wild boar. And she's ignorant. Frighteningly, frighteningly ignorant.

*shudder*
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#2 Mar 30 2007 at 7:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Less ignorant and better looking than Rush though,

/shrug
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#3 Mar 30 2007 at 7:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Rush makes a handsomer man than Rosie does.
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#4 Mar 30 2007 at 7:50 AM Rating: Good
I don't know.... Bill O'Reilly was talking about balls the other day. I find that pretty irrelevant .....



....considering he has none.
#5 Mar 30 2007 at 7:57 AM Rating: Good
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Rush makes a handsomer man than Rosie does.


Yeah but Rosie has a bigger c'ock.
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#6 Mar 30 2007 at 8:04 AM Rating: Decent
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Is there a less relevant person on TV today?


Tyra Banks?
#7 Mar 30 2007 at 8:14 AM Rating: Decent
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Tyra Banks?


Come on now, she fondles her breasts at least twice a week on her show.

Thats at least a 5 on the relevancy meter.



#8 Mar 30 2007 at 8:18 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Rosie O'Donnell pitches 9/11 conspiracy theory

I heard a rumor (rumor alert!) on another forum that she is backing funding for a theatrical release of the Loose Change video. Complete FOAF there -- the guy said he heard it on the radio.

Regardless, why is this woman still on television? I guess she had a place in the past for housewives who wanted to watch someone swoon over Hollywood hunks (faux swoon anyway), sing show tunes and throw Koosh balls but she has since turned into this shrill, aggressive, obnoxious beast of a woman. And I don't mean physically -- she has the temperament of a wild boar. And she's ignorant. Frighteningly, frighteningly ignorant.

*shudder*


Donald, datchoo?
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#9 Mar 30 2007 at 8:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Tyra Banks?
You actually make a compelling point.
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#10 Mar 30 2007 at 8:59 AM Rating: Decent
I never miss a chance to mention what a cnut Nancy Grace is.
#11 Mar 30 2007 at 9:07 AM Rating: Default
joph wrote:
but she has since turned into this shrill, aggressive, obnoxious beast of a woman. And I don't mean physically -- she has the temperament of a wild boar. And she's ignorant. Frighteningly, frighteningly ignorant.


I pity the kids who are influenced by her. Really. I think this woman is on the edge.
#12 Mar 30 2007 at 9:19 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Princess PsiChi wrote:
Tyra Banks?
You actually make a compelling point.


I actually never got the point of Janice DIckinson either.
#13 Mar 30 2007 at 9:27 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
Princess PsiChi wrote:
Tyra Banks?
You actually make a compelling point.


I actually never got the point of Janice DIckinson either.


But Mrs Alexander J is the schizzle!

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#14 Mar 30 2007 at 9:31 AM Rating: Decent
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But Ms J. Alexander is the schizzle!



ftfy. ***.

And Ms. J does not have it's own TV show.
#15 Mar 30 2007 at 9:35 AM Rating: Decent
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And Ms. J does not have it's own TV show.


It's a travesty!

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#16 Mar 30 2007 at 9:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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I actually never got the point of Janice DIckinson either.
I swear to heaven, everytime I hear that frightening hobgoblin of a woman go on about how important she is for being the "first supermodel", I want to club her with one of Twiggy's legs. Which would probably snap in two but it'd still be fulfilling.

But at least she's not on network TV giving her asinine opinions to a kajillion women.
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#17 Mar 30 2007 at 9:40 AM Rating: Decent
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But at least she's not on network TV giving her asinine opinions to a kajillion women.


She is on the Oxygen channel, and most of t he house-fraus that watch that would be influenced by her.

I guess she is only reaching a quarter kajillion women...
#18 Mar 30 2007 at 10:32 AM Rating: Good
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She's on the View because she makes Elizabeth Hasselbeck cry.
#19 Mar 30 2007 at 10:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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most of the house-fraus that watch that would be influenced by her.
Luckily, Dickenson's ambitions end with trying to convince people that she's still relevant on the grounds that, thirty years ago, someone gave a rat's *** about her.
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#20 Mar 30 2007 at 10:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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On the topic of celebrities --- GAH!!!

Ms. Ricci looks like something fished out of the kitchen sink's draintrap.
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#21 Mar 30 2007 at 10:41 AM Rating: Good
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most of the house-fraus that watch that would be influenced by her.
Luckily, Dickenson's ambitions end with trying to convince people that she's still relevant on the grounds that, thirty years ago, someone gave a rat's *** about her.
I'm constantly enthralled by what photography and fashion have done to our concept of beauty. She looks like jerky and bubblewrap, but still photographs decently, and clothes fit her so well. Yikes.

Edit: I take back what I said about photography. She must only look attractive on TV, because she photographs mighty scary now that she's turned this into this.

Oh, and for those of you interested, here's a NSFW link of the butcher-job on her boobs.




Edited, Mar 30th 2007 2:50pm by Atomicflea
#22 Mar 30 2007 at 10:59 AM Rating: Decent
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Is there a less relevant person on TV today?


Dr. Phil makes Rosie look like Edward R Murrow.

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#23 Mar 30 2007 at 11:02 AM Rating: Good
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When she was on The Surreal Life she missed no chances to remind everyone that she was a model back in the stone age. She wore me out.
#24 Mar 30 2007 at 11:18 AM Rating: Good
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When she was on The Surreal Life she missed no chances to remind everyone that she was a model back in the stone age. She wore me out.


After that whole Flavor-Flav/Brigette Nielsen hook-up, I was left with no more illusions about this world. THAT was the most non-relevant whatever-it-was thing ever.
#25 Mar 30 2007 at 11:26 AM Rating: Decent
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Oh, and for those of you interested, here's a NSFW link of the butcher-job on her boobs.


Smiley: lol They didn't put the pepperoni in the same place on each bewb
#26 Mar 30 2007 at 11:27 AM Rating: Decent
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After that whole Flavor-Flav/Brigette Nielsen hook-up, I was left with no more illusions about this world. THAT was the most non-relevant whatever-it-was thing ever.


Shut your dirty mouth. Don't ever let me see you criticize the genesis of Flava of Love ever again!
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