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#52 Mar 30 2007 at 4:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Bless you one and all.

A couple of weeks back, a friend of mine on another board, one with a decidedly right wing Republican views, went on a rant about "intolerant conservatives" who ripped on him everytime he posted. It is a gun related bbs and he is a hunter and gun owner (he owns more guns the I do), but he is also a liberal Democrat who also believes in gun control legislation. Being a free market conservative and having seen the ooter's reaction to pro gun postings, I saw a way to make a quick buck and made a bet with him.

The bet: That posters on most bulletin boards will respond to an unpopular opinion without regard to political or social orientation and without regard to normative social standards and bahaviors.

The terms: That I could get at least one poster to treat me in the same way that posters treat him, without provoking the response by any name calling, vulgar innuendo or similiar type of stategy. That the responding post would be confrontational, personally inappropriate and without merit.

The reward: $20 and 12 months bragging rights.

Smash, thanks to you the bet is won.



You and your "buddy" sound like real evil geniuses. I mean, who'da thunk that if you act like a ****** you'll be treated as such? I'm astounded.

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LordSpamalot wrote:
Smash, thanks to you the bet is won.
You made a bet that you could get Smash to call you an idiot?

Shit man, Smash calls *me* an idiot and he likes me Smiley: laugh
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#54 Mar 30 2007 at 7:39 PM Rating: Good
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LordSpamalot wrote:
Smash, thanks to you the bet is won.
You made a bet that you could get Smash to call you an idiot?

Shit man, Smash calls *me* an idiot and he likes me Smiley: laugh


In all fairness, through extensive research I've ascertained that "idiot" is in fact a term of endearment when bestowed by Smash. When being derogatory, he's mor apt to descriptions like "I imagine it would just bleed a little and then he'd cave in the side of your skull with an aluminum baseball bat. Then after you were unconscious I suspect he'd put a bandaid on the ********, and slice your stomach open with pruning shears and play jumprope with your mall intestine before sewing your ****** shut with it. Then he'd probably cut your face off and wear it as a mask at dinner parties pretending to be you. I can't imagine it would be terribly difficult to pull off frankly".

To me, anyway, that smells like "you're an unadulterated idiot, and a fat chick."
#55 Mar 30 2007 at 8:25 PM Rating: Decent
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The terms: That I could get at least one poster to treat me in the same way that posters treat him, without provoking the response by any name calling, vulgar innuendo or similiar type of stategy. That the responding post would be confrontational, personally inappropriate and without merit.


Whatever, pussy. Run along now and spend your $20 wisely on mayonnaise and nipple clamps. Maybe for your next bet you can see if you can get thrown out of a 'wiggles' concert for slapping the guitar player in the face with your ****.






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#56 Mar 30 2007 at 9:36 PM Rating: Decent
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I cannot refute any of your responses to my posts, so I will pretend I didn't really mean them and come up with a reason for "playing" devil's advocate that no one can disprove.

It's the only way I can win an argument. Smiley: cry


FTFY.

#57 Mar 31 2007 at 7:29 PM Rating: Good
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More importantly, ownership of guns with no other actual use but injuring human beings


No. The other uses are to just HAVE it, like I have swords that I will never use and a bunch other other **** that I will never practically use; just to have them; and also to be able to go and shoot them at a range because it's fun. Simple. Ever fire a Thompson? It's fun. Simple as that.
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#58 Mar 31 2007 at 7:37 PM Rating: Default
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No. The other uses are to just HAVE it, like I have swords that I will never use and a bunch other other sh*t that I will never practically use; just to have them; and also to be able to go and shoot them at a range because it's fun. Simple. Ever fire a Thompson? It's fun. Simple as that.


As would detonating nuclear weapons, I imagine. I mean, hell, the 4th of July would never be the same. There has to be a line drawn at some level of destructive utility at which we prevent people from owning things. I think we can all agree that line falls somewhere between toothpicks and nerve gas, arbitrarily removing handguns from that conversation because of a constitutional amendment that has *absolutely nothing* to do with them, is intellectually dishonest. Some people like guns, fine. They can lobby to keep gun ownership legal. Oh wait, they do. If there's the political will to still strongly regulate firearms even in spite of the billions spent by the gun lobbies annually, then the legal system should be allowed to work. If the Second Amendment is held to be valid, then you and I and everyone we know should be able to buy chemical, nuclear, and biological weapons as well as anything else on an open market. I should be able to call Lockheed up and order a bomber.

It's one or the other. The current interpertation of "you can take tanks away, but not guns" is completely arbitrary and useless.

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#59 Mar 31 2007 at 9:31 PM Rating: Decent
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This country is already a lost cause. The American people trust its government far too much to ever want to overthrow or defend its self against it so why do people need such sophisticated firearms? As for shooting guns for fun you should still need to register. Hell I need a license to go fishing.

Edited, Mar 31st 2007 10:33pm by Lefian
#60 Apr 01 2007 at 6:00 AM Rating: Good
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America named after Columbus ? Vespucci ! say it aint so !

By actuarial or statistical probability reasoning, stairs, kitchens & bathrooms should be more strigently controlled ...or Outlawed !
Not to mention cars & prescription meds ...or stepladder use on weekends by homeowners who have had a couple beers. Its just Darwinism at work again.
#61 Apr 02 2007 at 3:07 AM Rating: Decent
Do you even know what an 'assault weapon' is? Please, oh wise one, define that term.
#62 Apr 02 2007 at 5:28 AM Rating: Decent
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A semi-automatic weapon used assaulting stuff. Really the only time I can think of needing one is if I had to assault a person or thing.
#63 Apr 02 2007 at 4:12 PM Rating: Good
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Gonna respond to this bit right off the bat:

Belkira wrote:
I don't believe the founding fathers had semi-automatic and automatic assault weapons in mind when they told people to keep their hunting rifles.


This is the great misleading argument of the anti-gun movement. While the statement is true in an absolute sense, it's somewhat equivalent to arguing that the 4th ammendment should not provide protections to data held on home computers because computers didn't exist when it was written and back then the average person didn't have the ability to own 15,000 images of child **** (or whatever other illegal material one might possess).

It's not like the firepower of the average military has stayed static while the home owners options have gotten more powerful. In fact, quite the opposite. Back when the 2nd amendment was written, the average privately owned firearm was a higher quality then what would be issued to soldiers in the military. Aside from atillery, the citizenry was typically vastly better "armed" then the military was. Amazingly, violent crime didn't overwhelm the nation as a result.

It was not until the 20th century that this really started to change. And it changed in the opposite direction to what your argument implies. The "gap" between the weapons legally usable by private citizens and that which the government could employ has grown exponentially. My point is not to argue that private citizens should walk around with Ak-47s, but rather that the broad idea that the founding fathers when writing the 2nd amendment somehow intended to restrict the meaning of "armed" only to those weapons available at that time is absurd. They knew that weapons tech had improved over time. They knew that it would in the future. They did not restrict the freedom. We should not assume that they intended to do so but for some reason just didn't write it down...

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I see nothing wrong with trying to keep these types of weapons out of the hands of the public. And I see nothing wrong with requiring a background check and registration of a gun.


The problem is with the "these types of weapons" statement. If you are talking about fully automatic weapons, or anti-tank rockets, or any of a number of weapons we typically would think of as military only, you've got a valid point. Not necessarily from a 2nd amendment point of view, but from a "this is a bit over the top" PoV. Most people are ok with such restrictions as a "reasonable" limit to the 2nd amendment.

The problem is that by labeling weapons "assault weapons", they make most people assume we're talking about fully automatic weapons. But that's (again) not what they're trying to restrict. They're trying to make normal weapons that perform no differently then any other automatic weapon (one pull per shot) illegal simply because they put them on a list and call them "assault weapons".

It's either a collosal waste of time (because there's no performance difference between the named weapons and a dozen others that aren't on the list), or it's a stepping stone towards illegalizing all firearms (which is a violation of the 2nd amendment). Either way, it's a bad law...
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#64 Apr 02 2007 at 4:33 PM Rating: Decent
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people who think owning a gun is kewl and a 'right', have a problem with the size of their dick
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#65 Apr 02 2007 at 8:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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gbaji wrote:
Back when the 2nd amendment was written, the average privately owned firearm was a higher quality then what would be issued to soldiers in the military. Aside from atillery, the citizenry was typically vastly better "armed" then the military was. Amazingly, violent crime didn't overwhelm the nation as a result.
Yes, it's one of history's greatest mysteries why Boston didn't fall under the rule of roving bands of ruffians armed with muzzle-loaded longarms and single-shot flintlock pistols. Smiley: rolleyes

There was no "vast" difference in firearms at the time. You had muskets and you had rifles. The muskets were fairly quick loading (though still single shot) and inaccurate. The rifles were more accurate but slow to reload. And you had pistols which were slow to load AND had crappy aim. But they were smaller.

The typical citizen would have owned a rifle. It took upwards of a minute to reload but it would have been useful for hunting game or to make a single shot count in defense since it was more accurate. But the militias had rifles as well. They also had calvary carbines which the typical citizen would have no use for. And Charleville and Brown Bess muskets; the former supplied by the French and the latter captured from the British. And, of course, the miltias had artillery.

In no way was the average better armed the the military. There wasn't much of a gap in firearm technology, sure. But they didn't have better.
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#66 Apr 02 2007 at 8:39 PM Rating: Decent
Gbaji wrote:
This is the great misleading argument of the anti-gun movement. While the statement is true in an absolute sense, it's somewhat equivalent to arguing that the 4th ammendment should not provide protections to data held on home computers because computers didn't exist when it was written and back then the average person didn't have the ability to own 15,000 images of child **** (or whatever other illegal material one might possess).


And yet... having child **** on your computer is still illegal... so I don't see what your point is.

I'm not suggesting an outright ban on guns. Neither is this legislation. It's doing the same thing that you would do with a computer: restrict. You restrict the material you can have on your computer. You restrict the types of guns that are allowed in the public's hands.

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The problem is with the "these types of weapons" statement. If you are talking about fully automatic weapons, or anti-tank rockets, or any of a number of weapons we typically would think of as military only, you've got a valid point. Not necessarily from a 2nd amendment point of view, but from a "this is a bit over the top" PoV. Most people are ok with such restrictions as a "reasonable" limit to the 2nd amendment.


You say there's a problem with the statement, then you say that it's ok. That doesn't make sense. Of course we're talking about "military type" weapons. Usually, when someone says "these types of weapons," it is used to preface something that has already been stated. It is not meant to be taken out of context as though that's all one has said.
#67 Apr 02 2007 at 9:52 PM Rating: Default
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In no way was the average better armed the the military. There wasn't much of a gap in firearm technology, sure. But they didn't have better.


I think the idea he was trying to obliquely hint at thinking about getting across was that the actual intent of the 2nd amendment was an armed population capable of violent overthrow of the government keeping it's ability to curtail liberty in check.

Perhaps not, as we all know that was passes as 'argument' from Gbaji is to be as vague and cryptic as possible so he can later claim both that you didn't understand his point and that he previously argued anything that might come up.

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#68 Apr 02 2007 at 9:53 PM Rating: Default
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You say there's a problem with the statement, then you say that it's ok. That doesn't make sense. Of course we're talking about "military type" weapons.


I'm not. I don't particularly think there's any constitutional protection for private citizens owning anything.
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Oh, I know what he was trying to get at. But the statement that the citizenry was "vastly" better armed was so full of shit that I couldn't let it stand.
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#70 Apr 02 2007 at 10:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh, I know what he was trying to get at. But the statement that the citizenry was "vastly" better armed was so full of **** that I couldn't let it stand.


Clearly you've forgotten the story of Betsy Ross mending her neighbors trebouchet basket.
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#71 Apr 03 2007 at 8:35 AM Rating: Decent
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I hate to say it, but Gbaji and the anti-ban people do have a point about the arbitrary classification of some firearms as "Assault weapons".

Partly this is because any restriction on the sacred Second Amendment requires a lot of political deal-making to get through the Congress. Between the NRA, U.S.-based gun manufacturers and the average nut on the street, very few Congress-people are willing to step out on a limb and vote for any broad restrictions.

The 1994 ban grew out of the Stockton Schoolyard Massacre in 1989 and so it aimed at "military-styled" weapons like the Chinese AK-47 knock-off used by the perpetrator - pistol-grips, large-capacity detachable magazines, folding stocks, and other cosmetic features became the touchstones. Also, the late 80's were a high point in the crack-related gang violence with lots of media coverage about how the dealers where better armed than the police. So, a bunch of specific weapons used by drug dealers (Tec-9, Mac-11, etc.) where specifically named as "Assault Weapons." Even then, these cowardly congress-critters game themselves an out by making the law "expire" after ten years.

Thats the reality of our legislature at work.

A broad ban like "any firearm with a barrel length shorter than 20 inches must be single shot" or "any firearm with a barrel length of 20 inches or more must have a magazine capacity no greater than five rounds" would never pass.

The difference between fully-automatic and semi-automatic versions of similar weapons comes down to how fast can you move your index finger. A fully-automatic AK-47 has a cyclic rate of about 600 rounds per minute, so it takes approximately 3 seconds to empty one of those 30-round banana clips. A semi-automatic version like the one used in Stockton requires that you twitch your index finger once for each round fired. It might take as long as ten seconds to empty the clip into a crowd of screaming eight year olds.

I feel so much safer knowing that fully automatic weapons are illegal, and only semi-automatic hunting rifles are availabe at my local Wal-Mart. Always Low Prices!

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Edited, Apr 3rd 2007 12:36pm by naatdog
#72 Apr 03 2007 at 9:05 AM Rating: Default
Its just a way for the government to keep guns out of the hands of dangerous minorities like the blacks and Mexicans and the Canadians. I say the more guns we have, the population will slowly file itself down and all the emo amd stupid people in the world will have found a way to kill themselves.
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Belkira wrote:
Gbaji wrote:
This is the great misleading argument of the anti-gun movement. While the statement is true in an absolute sense, it's somewhat equivalent to arguing that the 4th ammendment should not provide protections to data held on home computers because computers didn't exist when it was written and back then the average person didn't have the ability to own 15,000 images of child **** (or whatever other illegal material one might possess).


And yet... having child **** on your computer is still illegal... so I don't see what your point is.


The point is that you cannot search the computer without a warrant. You can't just assume that since the capability of a citizen to have vast quantities of illegal "paper" content (in this example child ****), we should limit that capability so as to make it easier to search it if and when we need to.

That's the argument I was going towards. We've extended the protections of the 4th ammendment even as the definition of what constituted "private papers" changed over time, and in ways that the original writers likely could not have concieved of.

In *exactly* the way that firearms have changed. However, firearms haven't changed nearly as much as "private papers" have. Yet, you are trying to argue that we should chuck out the words of the 2nd ammendment based on those much smaller changes. Let's face it. Other then rate of fire and accuracy, firearms haven't changed much. When they get to where you can recieve a mental implant that allows you to think someone to death on the far side of the planet *then* we'll be starting into a new realm of "arms" that would have been outside the conception of the people who wrote the 2nd ammendment. Weapons that fire bullets, but do so faster and more accurately just don't compare...

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I'm not suggesting an outright ban on guns. Neither is this legislation. It's doing the same thing that you would do with a computer: restrict. You restrict the material you can have on your computer. You restrict the types of guns that are allowed in the public's hands.


Certainly. However, the 4th ammendment does not guarantee you the right to have anything you want on those private papers. It only provides that the government must have a warrant before searching them. The 2nd ammendment *does* guarantee the right to bear arms. Again. I think it's reasonable to limit those arms somewhat. And the idea of the difference between artillery type weapons and personal firearms is a good start. Presumably fully automatic weapons are as well. As someone pointed out (might have even been you), the NRA doesn't seem to worry about bans on those weapons, nor put any effort into reversing them. So the question you should be asking is: "If the gun guys aren't complaining about that, why are they complaining about this?". The answer is that the anti-gun folks don't seem to be happy with "reasonable" restrictions on firearms. They keep wanting to creep that line farther and farther back towards total bans. The NRA has to draw a line somewhere because if they don't, eventually there will be a total ban (already are in some areas of the country).

It's not the gun guys fighting to make powerful weapons easier to obtain. It's the other way around. The issue is over where that "line" should be. What is a "reasonable" firearm that private citizens should be able to possess?

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The problem is with the "these types of weapons" statement. If you are talking about fully automatic weapons, or anti-tank rockets, or any of a number of weapons we typically would think of as military only, you've got a valid point. Not necessarily from a 2nd amendment point of view, but from a "this is a bit over the top" PoV. Most people are ok with such restrictions as a "reasonable" limit to the 2nd amendment.


You say there's a problem with the statement, then you say that it's ok. That doesn't make sense. Of course we're talking about "military type" weapons. Usually, when someone says "these types of weapons," it is used to preface something that has already been stated. It is not meant to be taken out of context as though that's all one has said.


Um... Why not continue on to the freaking next paragraph?

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The problem is that by labeling weapons "assault weapons", they make most people assume we're talking about fully automatic weapons. But that's (again) not what they're trying to restrict. They're trying to make normal weapons that perform no differently then any other automatic weapon (one pull per shot) illegal simply because they put them on a list and call them "assault weapons".


Did you just not even bother to try? C'mon...

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#74 Apr 08 2007 at 2:32 AM Rating: Decent
No, an 'assault weapon' is a legal definition. In California, an 'assault weapon' is any firearm that has a pistol grip, bayonet lug, thumbhole stock, non-detachable 'bayonet', plus many other purely cosmetic details. any combination of two or more constitutes an 'assault weapon'. An AR-15 fires .223 Rem ammo, yet you can buy a Browning 'hunting rifle' in the same calibre, in semi-auto, yet there are no restrictions. I am not trying to get involved in what we should do in this country to stem the tide of violence, but only to illuminate the fact that our politicos are playing footsy with us. I have never heard of anyone being bayoneted on the streets of our country in any recent time, so why does that enter into the definition of an 'assault weapon'? Pistol grips? Please! It is the typical 'if you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bulls*t' that our politicians are so fond of. An 'assault weapon' should probably be defined as a weapon that can discharge more than one round per activation of the trigger mechanism. Oh, that's right, that law already exists, since the '30's, and they are called 'machine guns', and are already banned. All I'm saying is we should expect more from our elected officials, and not let them divide us with their BS! The more time we spend arguing amonst ourselves, the less time we spend looking at those elected to solve these problems, and they win!
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An "Assault Weapon" is a gun that could effectively fill the roles of both a Rifle(Long Range) and a Sub Machine Gun.

Sub machine guns are not assault weapons because they are only effective at close range. Normal Rifles are not assault weapons because they are not as effective at closer range.

Assault Weapons would fill the need for both of these roles. The prerequisites that are sited in the bill do make sense. Even though they do include Semi-Automatic rifles; the rifles that are included are light in weight, capaple of recieving extended capacity magazines, and are effective at close and far ranges.
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#76 Apr 08 2007 at 3:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, like you said, certain guns aren't effective at long range, but what gun isn't effective at short range?
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