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#1 Mar 28 2007 at 5:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.

The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case.

It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.
I approve of this mission and I would like to become a part of it.
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#2 Mar 28 2007 at 5:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm pretty sure we could get a Mad Cat Mk II up and running in time to destroy it utterly. Or maybe an Atlas. Oohhh! or a Daishi!!!
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#3 Mar 28 2007 at 5:39 PM Rating: Good
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What will it do? Pick up adults and dangle them outside of window ledges?
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#4 Mar 28 2007 at 6:09 PM Rating: Decent
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I've got him in my sights...

*unleashes LRM and PPC fire into the target*

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Target destroyed!
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#5 Mar 28 2007 at 6:27 PM Rating: Good
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#7 Mar 28 2007 at 6:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Get me a Kit Fox! Stealthing 4TW! Smiley: laugh
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#8 Mar 28 2007 at 6:54 PM Rating: Good
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Warhammer, PPCs all the way.
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#9 Mar 28 2007 at 7:14 PM Rating: Decent
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I predict an Owens zerg rush in the desert...its the only way to stop this madness.
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#10 Mar 28 2007 at 7:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mr. Jackson seems to be desperately trying to convince himself that he exists.
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Would it be bulletproof?

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#12 Mar 28 2007 at 9:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Would it be bulletproof?

Clearly not. Nor would it be wearing a befeathered sequined bowler hat.
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#13 Mar 29 2007 at 2:46 AM Rating: Decent
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That's such a cool idea!!

If you're seven years old...

not that I'm into crap pyschology, but between the sleeping with teenage boys, and the building of giant self-robots roaming the desert, I'd say he's not quite over his lost childhood.

Though, I'd take a giant MJ robot over a new MJ album any day...

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#14 Mar 29 2007 at 2:57 AM Rating: Default
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MJ is taking over the world i tell ya!
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Warhammer, PPCs all the way.

Marauder > Warhammer
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#16 Mar 29 2007 at 4:57 AM Rating: Good
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When I was in Vegas my buddy told me that there were rumors flying around town that Jacko was working on a deal with one of the casinos to have regular shows similar to what Elvis did. Considering his waning finances that'd probably be his best bet.
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#17 Mar 29 2007 at 5:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
not that I'm into crap pyschology, but between the sleeping with teenage boys, and the building of giant self-robots roaming the desert, I'd say he's not quite over his lost childhood.
I don't disagree with you but I have to admit that if *I* had the wherewithal to build a 50' tall robotic me which roamed deserts and fired lasers, I'd be all over it.
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#18 Mar 29 2007 at 5:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
if *I* had the wherewithal to build a 50' tall robotic me which roamed deserts and fired lasers, I'd be all over it.


Well, when you put it like that, who could say no...

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#19 Mar 29 2007 at 8:44 AM Rating: Good
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This is bringing back flashbacks of the Jackson Five's Can You Feel It? video.

Edited, Mar 29th 2007 12:44pm by Atomicflea
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The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:

Warhammer, PPCs all the way.


DAMN STRAIGHT.


After that...maybe an Atlas.
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Atomicflea wrote:
This is bringing back flashbacks of the Jackson Five's Can You Feel It? video.



I was thinking more Moonwalker.
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#22 Mar 29 2007 at 9:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ahhhh... Battletech memories.

The last game I played/ref'd was back in high school. I was with these two other guys, Mike and Ken. In one game, Mike climbed a building and jumped onto Ken's mech. so, in the next game, Ken tried to perform the same trick. Only it was a light building and he was in a heavy mech so, upon reaching the roof, he fell through and went through three or four floors before crashing in the basement and crippling his mech's legs. Then Mike fired missiles into the building and collapsed it on top of Ken. Then he stood on the rubble and fired lasers into it. Then Ken went home and refused to play any more Smiley: laugh

Good times.
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#23 Mar 29 2007 at 9:21 AM Rating: Decent
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Nice.

I remember working with three other people to make a Warhammer capable of carrying multiple PPCs on each arm, and making an Atlas that was beasly (not that they weren't to begin with though).
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#24 Mar 29 2007 at 9:30 AM Rating: Decent
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MJ and Tom Sneddon should both have 50 foot robots of themselves and fight it out in the Las Vegas Desert, ala Robot Joxs.

Much *** kicking was had...

Edited, Mar 29th 2007 12:34pm by Kaelesh
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#25 Mar 29 2007 at 9:35 AM Rating: Decent
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I want a Locust. They just look cool, and they're fast.

Honestly though, I'm waiting for the teen version he's building in his basement to become public.
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#26 Mar 29 2007 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
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Phoenix Hawk. Might not be as big as the Michael Jackson, but its pretty fast and has pretty good weapons. I think if I could get my hands on one though, I could make it moonwalk.
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