Well, having sobered up slightly, I've managed to recall how this conversation came about . My friend has a puppy - very big, slightly fat, fugly as hell , and very exscitable (the puppy, not the friend ! ) and she also has a brand spanking new boyfriend, who recently stayed at her house for the first time .
Apparently, having shut the poor poochie out of the room in order to make the beast with two backs, My friends BF fell asleep (as men often do) and she sat up reading for a bit, and drinking wine from the box (classy area, Bestwood! ) . Eventually, gravity, alcohol, and bladder limitations all exerted their force, and my friend needed to open the door and go for a pee . Opening the door, poor, neglected-in-favour-of-sex Tinkerbell (who the hell names a bulldog that! ) was overexcited to be readmitted to the bedroom, and proceded, sharp claws (I dont know if thats the right word for dogs >< ) and all, to jump on the bed, apparently hitting the BF in a sensitive place and causing him to exclaim *********** I think I punctured a ******** " .
Sadly, it was merely bruised, and swolled, and apparently twice its normal size an hour later, but NOT actually punctured, hence the question :)
And, for the person wanting pics of me to prove I'm not a fat sad old man-geek, www.myspace.com/fatal_illusion :P Yup yup, I'm not a looker, and I have more rolls than the average bakery, but check out the hooters, I aint male :P