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#52 Mar 27 2007 at 3:46 PM Rating: Decent
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With a toddler running around I haven't pee'd in private for 2 years. Smiley: lol



Ya so I take my wee one with me to the bathroom from time to time (she's 14 months old) and just in the last few weeks she's begun to stare at my man-parts. I sit to pee, so she just sees "it" briefly. I asked my wife about it, and she says it is OK. So I just act naturally.
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#53 Mar 27 2007 at 4:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hate to break it to you but the chances that a woman with 11000+ posts on an internet forum is hot is extremely slim.

I've seen pics. DSD = hawtness.
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This tread is too funny.

Trying to shorten this story as much as possible.

My neighbor moved out of their home over a year ago, since then no one has moved in. Lately we have been watching this house, because we were thinking squatters moved in (yes, I live in a fairly bad part of town).

So Its the first moderately warm day of the season, I decide lets open the window while I take a shower... No big deal right? No one lives next door.

So I stand up out of the tub, walk over to the toliet, start peeing, and sure enough some squatter is staring at me sitting on the toliet.

As if it wasnt bad enough he was watching me pee, I was naked from getting out of the shower. So i scream, call the cops, and sure enough they dont show up...

Being a white female - I was mortified. Some dirty bum got to see it all!
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#55 Mar 27 2007 at 6:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Since living with my girl she has completely uninhibited me. She is a pure nudist and totally immodest. I am also, to an extent. The only thing that disturbs me is having the cats int he room when we're having sex, and with the sliding bedroom door in the new apartment it's hard to keep them out.
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The only thing that disturbs me is having the cats int he room when we're having sex


My cat likes to stare too, Its terrible. I have had to schoo her away too many times to count.
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hell yeah I walk around nude. When its warm enough. I hate sleeping in pjs and only do so in the winter.


Who ever knew that the onset of the vernal equinox could be so hawt!

Smiley: inlove



Hate to break it to you but the chances that a woman with 11000+ posts on an internet forum is hot is extremely slim.


Slim chance, but not definitely so. I always was one to defy odds. Not only that, but I'm a kick *** female gamer too ;)
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#58 Mar 27 2007 at 6:52 PM Rating: Good
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Demea wrote:
DaimenKain wrote:
Hate to break it to you but the chances that a woman with 11000+ posts on an internet forum is hot is extremely slim.

I've seen pics. DSD = hawtness.


Meh. I'd hit it.













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#59 Mar 27 2007 at 6:53 PM Rating: Good
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#60 Mar 27 2007 at 7:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kakar wrote:
Demea wrote:
DaimenKain wrote:
Hate to break it to you but the chances that a woman with 11000+ posts on an internet forum is hot is extremely slim.

I've seen pics. DSD = hawtness.


Meh. I'd hit it.













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And right about now it's time to have some fun.
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DaimenKain wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
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hell yeah I walk around nude. When its warm enough. I hate sleeping in pjs and only do so in the winter.

Who ever knew that the onset of the vernal equinox could be so hawt!

Smiley: inlove

Hate to break it to you but the chances that a woman with 11000+ posts on an internet forum is hot is extremely slim.

Funny thing; we've got at least two here!
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The only thing that disturbs me is having the cats int he room when we're having sex


My cat likes to stare too, Its terrible. I have had to schoo her away too many times to count.


On the flip side, I enjoy watching my cat have sex. He seems totally unphased.
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Hate to break it to you but the chances that a woman with 11000+ posts on an internet forum is hot is extremely slim.
DSD took me out for a steak dinner. I can speak from first hand experience that your theory is flawed.
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#64 Mar 27 2007 at 9:01 PM Rating: Default
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Guys I DID say slim :P

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Yeah, but Flea has 11k+ posts as well and she's hot, too. So my sample size tells me that 100% of women with 11,000 or more posts are hot.
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Meanwhile, my prediction is that anyone with under 2500 posts going by DaimenKain is an cnut.

Just a stab in the dark, you understand.
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The only thing that disturbs me is having the cats int he room when we're having sex


My cat likes to stare too, Its terrible. I have had to schoo her away too many times to count.


On the flip side, I enjoy watching my cat have sex. He seems totally unphased.


My cats mostly hump in private. One humps a feater duster. The other a blanket. They are very choosy about their love objects.

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Barkingturtle wrote:
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The only thing that disturbs me is having the cats int he room when we're having sex


My cat likes to stare too, Its terrible. I have had to schoo her away too many times to count.


On the flip side, I enjoy watching my cat have sex. He seems totally unphased.


My cats mostly hump in private. One humps a feater duster. The other a blanket. They are very choosy about their love objects.



One of my cats can't get enough of My Little Pony. Specifically, Pinkie Pie Pony.
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DaimenKain wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
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hell yeah I walk around nude. When its warm enough. I hate sleeping in pjs and only do so in the winter.


Who ever knew that the onset of the vernal equinox could be so hawt!

Smiley: inlove



Hate to break it to you but the chances that a woman with 11000+ posts on an internet forum is hot is extremely slim.


Because hot women don't type? WTF kind of weird reasoning is that?
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Because hot women don't type? WTF kind of weird reasoning is that?


wemonz only cooc an' cleen, ugga ugga.
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I have my own special Pee bottles beside my bed I use when I'm busy playing FFXI. Bed's right next to the window so I just wait till night time to dump my **** out the window so people don't see me. When the woman is home though, I'm forced to use the toilet. Unless she's outside or something I can use the sink.


That sad on so many levels yet amusing at the same time . I had one rl ex that, when I went to his house for the first time, had bottles of pee lined up on his windowsil :) Thats more than likely why he is an ex :)

When I'm home alone, I wonder round naked, and whip out Mr Buzzy on the sofa :)
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yossarian wrote:
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The only thing that disturbs me is having the cats int he room when we're having sex


My cat likes to stare too, Its terrible. I have had to schoo her away too many times to count.


On the flip side, I enjoy watching my cat have sex. He seems totally unphased.


My cats mostly hump in private. One humps a feater duster. The other a blanket. They are very choosy about their love objects.



One of my cats can't get enough of My Little Pony. Specifically, Pinkie Pie Pony.


What do the children think? We don't have full sized My Little Ponies yet. I picked up a miniature one at MacDonald's in a happy meal for her once.

My long haired cat carries the feather duster around the house (particularly at night) and bangs it into doors and walls and sort of yowles (it's muffeled, since he has a freakin feather duster in his mouth).
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