This past weekend, my entire family left for Mexico for my sister's spring break, leaving me home alone all week with the dog. As a result, I've been fairly lax when it comes to closing the bathroom door when I pee. Last night, as I stood there draining the lizard, the dog walked into the bathroom, sat down, and just watched me pee with a profoundly baffled look in her eyes.
So, when you're home alone, do you pee with the door open? Do you walk around naked? Do you have any other wierd or interesting habits when you're the only one in the house (pets excluded)?
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I dance with the vacuum cleaner, does that count?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I feel very at home with my PJs, but since there is rarely noone home, doors always stay closed. I'm moving soon (hopefully), so I'll get back to you on that. I might be an exhibitionist and not even know it.
Samira wrote:
I dance with the vacuum cleaner, does that count?
With two other house residents, closing the door is a matter of habit. I suppose that I could intentionally suppress habit and leave it open when I'm home alone but no one would be around to observe the triumph of nature that is me urinating, so why bother?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
hell yeah I walk around nude. When its warm enough. I hate sleeping in pjs and only do so in the winter.
I have my own special Pee bottles beside my bed I use when I'm busy playing FFXI. Bed's right next to the window so I just wait till night time to dump my **** out the window so people don't see me. When the woman is home though, I'm forced to use the toilet. Unless she's outside or something I can use the sink.
Cat watches us pee so that when we flush he can drink out of the toilet.
Do what now?
DSD wrote:
hell yeah I walk around nude. When its warm enough. I hate sleeping in pjs and only do so in the winter.
Who ever knew that the onset of the vernal equinox could be so hawt!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I enjoy my nudity. I enjoy it more with company.
killeroffrogs wrote:
I have my own special Pee bottles beside my bed I use when I'm busy playing FFXI. Bed's right next to the window so I just wait till night time to dump my **** out the window so people don't see me. When the woman is home though, I'm forced to use the toilet. Unless she's outside or something I can use the sink.
Dude. I'm sure that your group will understand if you need to take a 3 minute break to relieve yourself. Pissing in a bottle just so you won't have to get up from the computer?
Have you considered therapy?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
killeroffrogs wrote:
I have my own special Pee bottles beside my bed I use when I'm busy playing FFXI. Bed's right next to the window so I just wait till night time to dump my **** out the window so people don't see me. When the woman is home though, I'm forced to use the toilet. Unless she's outside or something I can use the sink.
Dude. I'm sure that your group will understand if you need to take a 3 minute break to relieve yourself. Pissing in a bottle just so you won't have to get up from the computer?
Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
Words for a Moogle to live by apparently!
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bodhisattva wrote:
DSD wrote:
hell yeah I walk around nude. When its warm enough. I hate sleeping in pjs and only do so in the winter.
Who ever knew that the onset of the vernal equinox could be so hawt!
getting close too. I figure only a few more weeks that I have to wear PJs and then its all in the buff until October. ;)
I hate wearing pjs
Oh hell, I was just kidding. Carry on.
DSD wrote:
getting close too. I figure only a few more weeks that I have to wear PJs and then its all in the buff until October. ;)
I hate wearing pjs
I hate wearing pjs
if you were just kidding you would have never mentioned that you change tactics when the woman is home. Just sayin
Back in July 2001 I had the house all to myself for a couple of weeks. No hubby, no kids. It was sheer heaven. Although I had to go to work, as soon as I got home, off came the clothes and I did everything au naturelle.
The core foundation of any good **** soundtrack is the Bass line.
AMIRITE SICKABILLY!!!
AMIRITE SICKABILLY!!!
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Back in July 2001 I had the house all to myself for a couple of weeks. No hubby, no kids. It was sheer heaven. Although I had to go to work, as soon as I got home, off came the clothes and I did everything au naturelle.
Two can play at this game! It's really nice out today and right after work, I'm going for a scoot on my motorcycle in my chaps.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Back in July 2001 I had the house all to myself for a couple of weeks. No hubby, no kids. It was sheer heaven. Although I had to go to work, as soon as I got home, off came the clothes and I did everything au naturelle.
Like cook bacon?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Back in July 2001 I had the house all to myself for a couple of weeks. No hubby, no kids. It was sheer heaven. Although I had to go to work, as soon as I got home, off came the clothes and I did everything au naturelle.
Like cook bacon?
No really, the little bacon grease splatters are really fucking hot.
Edited, Mar 27th 2007 1:56pm by Elderon
bodhisattva wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Back in July 2001 I had the house all to myself for a couple of weeks. No hubby, no kids. It was sheer heaven. Although I had to go to work, as soon as I got home, off came the clothes and I did everything au naturelle.
Like cook bacon?
Yup.
DSD wrote:
hell yeah I walk around nude. When its warm enough. I hate sleeping in pjs and only do so in the winter.
Even with your child awake? MrKatie and I tend to run around the house naked. I don't think I'd be comfortable with it if we had a child though.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Back in July 2001 I had the house all to myself for a couple of weeks. No hubby, no kids. It was sheer heaven. Although I had to go to work, as soon as I got home, off came the clothes and I did everything au naturelle.
Like cook bacon?
Yup.
If you ever require the services of a 25 year old, 6'4 lumberjack with the flexibility of a double jointed gymnast I'd be more than willing to fill the role, repeatedly.
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