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#1 Mar 26 2007 at 9:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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I need a foot. A left foot. Don't ask why, I just need one. I have arranged it so that I may remove any one foot from right below the ankle and leave a smooth nub with no pain or scarring. I have also arranged for you to receive a free prosthetic foot, middle of the line and suitable for covering with a sock and a shoe. It's no cyber-foot but it beats having a shopping cart wheel grafted into your ankle. Now we just need to arrive at a price...
What is the LOWEST amount you will accept for your foot?
I'm in a giving mood -- take it!:1 (1.8%)
$100:1 (1.8%)
$1000:1 (1.8%)
$5000:0 (0.0%)
$10,000:0 (0.0%)
$25,000:1 (1.8%)
$50,000:0 (0.0%)
$100,000:1 (1.8%)
$250,000:3 (5.5%)
$500,000:3 (5.5%)
$1,000,000:11 (20.0%)
Dude, no. That's my f'ing *foot*!:33 (60.0%)
Total:55
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#2 Mar 26 2007 at 9:29 AM Rating: Decent
Do you need nail polish on the toes?





A flat million for me Jack. I'm a big fan of golfing, I would imagine that'd cut in to my game a tick.
#3 Mar 26 2007 at 9:31 AM Rating: Good
A quarter of a mil seems arbitrary enough.
#4 Mar 26 2007 at 9:32 AM Rating: Good
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I know some people. They can get you your foot. It's gonna cost you though. Don't worry about the proshtetic foot, the potential donor won't have any use for it after the donation, if you know what I mean. In fact, they can get you a matching set. This is all, of course, no questions asked.
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Edited, Mar 26th 2007 1:33pm by fhrugby
#5 Mar 26 2007 at 9:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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What on earth is wrong with you?

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#6 Mar 26 2007 at 9:35 AM Rating: Decent
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Dude, I'm a musician and a Rugby Player, I kind of need my foot...$1 Billion and a record deal...no less.
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#7 Mar 26 2007 at 9:38 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
What on earth is wrong with you?
Nexa's foot is playing hard-to-get.
#8 Mar 26 2007 at 9:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
What on earth is wrong with you?
When I was in college, I had a credit card through CitiBank. One day they sent me an offer for some insurance which included a provision that, if I lost a foot, Citibank would cover up to $50,000 in card charges. Of course, to my warped mind, this read as "I could charge up fifty-grand and the chop off my foot and be in the clear! It's like they're paying me $50k to lose a foot!"

For some reason, that memory got triggered today and it seemed as good a poll topic as any.
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#9 Mar 26 2007 at 9:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Those actuarial tables are fascinating in a horrifying way.

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#10 Mar 26 2007 at 9:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
Those actuarial tables are fascinating in a horrifying way.

"Dunno what it's worth to YOU, but here's what it's worth to US, take it or leave it."


However they arrive at the price, it's nice of them to foot the bill.

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#11 Mar 26 2007 at 9:53 AM Rating: Decent
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It'd have to be a hell of a lot more than a million dollars to be sure.

Well then, I don't know, maybe I would. I mean, for a million dollars I could save a lot of lives. I could give up my foot to save a lot of lives... I guess maybe I would. My right hip has been giving me hell lately too, so it's not like I've been able to do all the physical activity I enjoy.
#12 Mar 26 2007 at 9:54 AM Rating: Good
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dude, thats my fucking foot! While I may lie in as dormant state as possible during the winter, come spring time Im out the door and using both feet as much as possible. Plus, it would be hard to go shake my *** on the dance floor with one foot. I could do it, but I may stumble into more people than I already do
#13 Mar 26 2007 at 9:54 AM Rating: Good
Joph, this is a sign that your foot fetish has gone too far. It's time to pull the reins in a bit.
#14 Mar 26 2007 at 9:55 AM Rating: Good
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It's not like I've been able to do all the physical activity I enjoy.
A mooglefucking addiction will do that to you.
#15 Mar 26 2007 at 9:56 AM Rating: Good
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I don't need my foot. Take it. I'm in a weird mood. But maybe that's because someone slipped something in my tea.
#16 Mar 26 2007 at 10:00 AM Rating: Good
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Plus, it would be hard to go shake my *** on the dance floor with one foot.


I beg to differ.


Of course, there's always the chance that this would happen.

Edited, Mar 26th 2007 11:00am by Barkingturtle
#17 Mar 26 2007 at 10:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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dude, thats my fucking foot! While I may lie in as dormant state as possible during the winter, come spring time Im out the door and using both feet as much as possible. Plus, it would be hard to go shake my *** on the dance floor with one foot. I could do it, but I may stumble into more people than I already do


You could end up on Dancing With the Stars!

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#18 Mar 26 2007 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
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s'ok Id rather go dancing with my friends. I bet theyre a lot more entertaining
#19 Mar 26 2007 at 10:43 AM Rating: Decent
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How many do you need? I've got a room full of cadavers I can get you any body part you want.
#20 Mar 26 2007 at 11:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Does it have to be "my" foot, or will you take "a" foot.
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#21 Mar 26 2007 at 12:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Your foot only! I must harvest the foot fresh and alive!
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#22 Mar 26 2007 at 1:08 PM Rating: Default
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However they arrive at the price, it's nice of them to foot the bill.



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