Do you...
| ...ignore the bugger?: |    | 54 (67.5%) |
| ...move it into the grass?: | | 20 (25.0%) |
| ...stomp the li'l *******?: | | 6 (7.5%) |
| Total: | 80 |
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You're standing outside on a sidewalk by yourself after a storm, in sight of no one, when you see a large earthworm wriggling on the damp concrete a couple feet from the turf.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I'm such a softie. On the turf he goes.
If I wait until no one is in sight why would I tell you now?
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
If I wait until no one is in sight why would I tell you now?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
If I wait until no one is in sight why would I tell you now?
Is it? IS IT!? How do you know they don't know how we vote? You know Alla sold out! How do you know he wont sell our votes!? WELL? How do you!?
Nudge him into the grass, and hope if a Giant worm ever finds me wriggling on the sidewalk he does the same. Karma is as Karma does.
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Depends where in the country I am. In many areas, I could resell him as fishing bait for a tidy sum.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Quote:
First Bite the heads off
Then suck the juice out
Throw the empty skins awaaaaaay
Nobody loves me
Ev'rybody Hates me
'cause I eat worms all Daaaaay!
Then suck the juice out
Throw the empty skins awaaaaaay
Nobody loves me
Ev'rybody Hates me
'cause I eat worms all Daaaaay!
One of my favoUrite songs
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I place it in the grass and tell it to get back to work making my top soil.
Here a great book about that and other rhymes childhood favorites, for you, Nobby. I would let you read my copy, but it's lent out to middle child right now.
Here a great book about that and other rhymes childhood favorites, for you, Nobby. I would let you read my copy, but it's lent out to middle child right now.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
What about food for the birds?
That reminds me. This Sunday Discovery Channel Animal Planet new show. Supposed to be very good, very graphic, lots of predatory action. Should at least be better than 300. :P
That reminds me. This Sunday Discovery Channel Animal Planet new show. Supposed to be very good, very graphic, lots of predatory action. Should at least be better than 300. :P
ElneClare wrote:
I would let you read my copy, but it's lent out to middle child right now.
It would appear that you are an loser.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Squished!
I'd try to ignore him. ******* probably has a bazooka.
Worms? Beneath my notice.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Worms? Beneath my notice.
You're all worms to me. [:pretentious:]
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Leave it alone. Survival of the fittest.
Love,
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd
Correlate the replies to gender and I think you'll find a result surprising no one.
Are you calling Ythe a girl?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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