Nexa wrote:
I wanna go home.
Nexa
eh, just slip off into the ladies room or perhaps an empty copy room for a bit
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I wanna go home.
Nexa
eh, just slip off into the ladies room or perhaps an empty copy room for a bit
Yeah I like when the women are all sweaty
Gross. Almost implies you let them walk around with shoes on or something.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Yeah I like when the women are all sweaty
Gross. Almost implies you let them walk around with shoes on or something.
The kitchen gets pretty hot
Soracloud the Charming wrote:
The armpit thing though, thats a little much.
It's safe to assume you don't want to hear how I feel about her asscrack, then.
The curve where the waist meets the hips....
Barkingturtle wrote:
Soracloud the Charming wrote:
The armpit thing though, thats a little much.
It's safe to assume you don't want to hear how I feel about her asscrack, then.
I need more fappin' material, do tell.
If you mean sweaty *** crack then I'll pass.
love the lips and the neck area
Upper back. Hands. Legs. Voice. Unaltered scent.
Other than that, it's all in how adorable he can manage to be while saying, "you're right".
Other than that, it's all in how adorable he can manage to be while saying, "you're right".
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
The top of her head.
The hooves.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
The back of a guys neck is mmmmmalicious (tattoos a plus).
Facial hair… not Grizzly Adams and no handlebar mustaches (gotta’ save the handlebars for us women to provide).
Toned muscles in the arms… no veins for me please; however, I’m not attracted to the atrophic look either.
Body hair… WTF happened? Hard to find a guy with a bit of hair on his chest now a days. I’m not into a full chest of hair, but just a nice smattering to run my fingers through. Instead it seems guys are trending towards the sandpaper feel of shaving… y’ouch on the nips.
Facial hair… not Grizzly Adams and no handlebar mustaches (gotta’ save the handlebars for us women to provide).
Toned muscles in the arms… no veins for me please; however, I’m not attracted to the atrophic look either.
Body hair… WTF happened? Hard to find a guy with a bit of hair on his chest now a days. I’m not into a full chest of hair, but just a nice smattering to run my fingers through. Instead it seems guys are trending towards the sandpaper feel of shaving… y’ouch on the nips.
Sub
...my kids call me Mary Poppins.
Cry me a river, build a bridge over it... jump in and drown.
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...my kids call me Mary Poppins.
Cry me a river, build a bridge over it... jump in and drown.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h175/SupremeTrollKing/subarcana.jpg
Legs that go from here to yaya.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
fhrugby the Sly wrote:
The top of her head.
I was wondering when someone was going to say that.
Samira wrote:
Unaltered scent.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Well defined calves and a chiseled nose.
sexy thumb girl wrote:
me wrote:
The top of her head.
I was wondering when someone was going to say that.
I was surprised Nobby didn't say it first, since that's the first thing he sees.
Edited, Mar 23rd 2007 4:51pm by fhrugby
fhrugby the Sly wrote:
sexy thumb girl wrote:
me wrote:
The top of her head.
I was wondering when someone was going to say that.
I was surprised Nobby didn't say it first, since that's the first thing he sees.
If DF's facing you and wearing anything that 'Lifts and Separates", it isn't possible to stand close enough to look directly down
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Hips and Eyes.....
Eyes more so though...
Eyes more so though...
Jophiel wrote:
Samira wrote:
Unaltered scent.
Which is far less compelling, yes.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Which is far less compelling, yes.
It is pretty saddening when women catch the scent of a lesser stag. Gluing those antlers on to fight him with takes HOURS.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Which is far less compelling, yes.
It is pretty saddening when women catch the scent of a lesser stag. Gluing those antlers on to fight him with takes HOURS.
Pssh, use a nail gun, cupcake.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Nobby wrote:
The hooves.
Amen ma brotha
A pretty face and gracefully arched neck; the lower back, midriff and calves. Those are the quality points. T&A are just flashy attention-grabbers.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
The neck, specifically on the sides where it curves down to meet the shoulders. Also, a washboard stomach is teh hawtness.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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