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NEW YORK (AP) -- For all of his death-defying stunts, Harry Houdini could not escape the Grim Reaper. The unparalleled performer, age 52, died on Halloween 1926, taking with him many of his trade secrets. Rumors he was murdered, however, soon took on a life of their own.
Eighty-one years later, Houdini's great-nephew wants to exhume the escape artist's body to determine if he was poisoned by enemies for his efforts to debunk their claims of contact with the dead.
Man, that sounds like a bad episode of CSI.
Leave the poor, dead bugger alone.
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
What the **** is it with ner do well grand nephews exhuming everyone??
Not once has any of these digging up of dead grand ancestors bones resulted in anything. "Huh, guess he wasn't poisoned, back in the hole with the rotting corpse I guess"
Not once has any of these digging up of dead grand ancestors bones resulted in anything. "Huh, guess he wasn't poisoned, back in the hole with the rotting corpse I guess"
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When I die, I'm going to leave a series of letters casting doubt about the nature of my death...strategically placed to be found every year or so. I am hope to get 10-15 exhumations altogether.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Which is why inceneration guarantees a lifetime of peace.
In death.
In death.
This is nothing short of a publicity stunt.
Ride those coattails boy!
Ride those coattails boy!
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
The grave is probably empty.
Nexa wrote:
I am hope to get 10-15 exhumations altogether.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Is that counting the ones via horny teenagers from Wisconsin?
Three words:
Deadly Lobster Ninjas
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They actually just did the same thing to quell rumours surrounding the Big Bopper surviving the plane crash and being killed later.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/07/bigbopper.autopsy.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/07/bigbopper.autopsy.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories
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Hmm, its a slow day today, maybe I'll exhume someone . Not Grandma, I already exhumed her last week, cousin Jess is a bit too fresh and probably a bit whiffy by now, anyone famous ...hmmmm.... Keith Harris!
Reminds me of the the Skynyrd fans that dug up Ronnie Van Zant's grave to prove whether he was buried in a Neil Young T-shirt.
MentalFrog wrote:
Reminds me of the the Skynyrd fans that dug up Ronnie Van Zant's grave to prove whether he was buried in a Neil Young T-shirt.
And was he?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Reminds me of the the Skynyrd fans that dug up Ronnie Van Zant's grave to prove whether he was buried in a Neil Young T-shirt.
And was he?
According to his wife no. Police reports say the grave was dug up but the coffin was never opened.
It's all a conspiracy though.
I plan on bypassing the ignunt relative exhumation by asking for my corpe to be tossed into the Amazon. Let's see if those greedy fucks can round up all the piranhas!
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