Suddenly, we see a little brown thing run behing the TV.
It was a... MOUSE!!
In our flat!!
My girlfriend freaked out quite a bit, but me, being the manly man that I am, only freaked out a little.
So I call my landlord. Tell him about the mouse. Ask him if, maybe, he could put some mouse traps. And he replies, in his stuffy, pompous, empirilaistic and colonial accent: "Well, you see, the problem with mouse-traps is that they tend to kill the mouse."
FUcking English people and their love of animals.
"Yeah, alright", I reply, "but the girlfriend really doesn't like them, so it would be dandy if you could do something about it."
He says he'll send the builders in to "block some holes", which he did.
A few days later, we see another mouse, in exactly the same spot.
So yesterday, feeling like Rambo III gearing up to help the Talibans fight the Russians, I go to my local Homebase and buy traps that "don't kill the mice", as well as some NASA-tested electronic device that sends ultra-sound that drive away the mice.
I'm guessing it just plays "The Best of Raggaton" at a frequency that only mice can hear.
Last night I install the Nasa thing, and 2 minutes later, a mouse runs from the underneath the sofa, into the kitchen. So I put some delicious nutella one the end of the mouse-trap, and stick in the kitchen.
This morning, I wake up and, lo and behold, there is a mouse in the trap.
Like the manly man that I am, I make a face like a acid-splashed bum, take the trap with mouse inside, go into the street, and throw the whole damn thing into a bin.
Now, my colleagues at work thing I'm some sort of **** doctor for not "releasing the mouse into the wild and leaving inside a coffin instead."
Fair point, but it's a freaking mouse! Scientists do experiments on them. Cats eat them. The sewers are filled with the bastards. As far as I'm concerned, this is the War on Terror in my living-room, and no prisoners are taken. Until the mice get off their lazy-asses and pay teh rent, it's my living-room, and it's the mice or me.
So, was I in the wrong? Should I be "nicer" to these germ-filled rodent vermine? Have you guys had mice, and if so how have you dealt with the fUckers?
Edited, Mar 23rd 2007 11:33am by RedPhoenixxx