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Smash implied that I'm dumb and now I'm sad
Nah, just lazy.
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Man, I'm glad you two aren't like this in real life. The slap fight would be funny once, but we'd like to be able to take you *somewhere* in Chicago.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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As for DOMA, I do not recall the Supreme Court ever acting on any of the legal challenges to the statute. But even if DOMA is ultimately found to be constitutionally infirm, FFC will not necessarily require the Bible Belt to recognize same-sex unions formed in other states.
Right you are. Also, I did find an article revealing that the US Supreme Court did not grant cert. to such a DOMA challenge. http://www.floridabaptistwitness.com/6563.article
At least on the issue of same sex marriage, I too don't think the Court will even question the constitutionaly of DOMA any time soon.
Interestingly enough in researching this issue a number of years ago, I did find cases where full faith and credit recognized a marriage between first cousins in Michigan:
In Toth, Joseph Toth, a Michigan resident, and Anna Ganczer, a citizen of Hungary, were married in Hungary. The probate court denied Anna’s widow’s election when Joseph died claiming their marriage was invalid because they were first cousins. Toth v. Toth, 50 Mich. App. 150 (1973). “[A]n examination of Hungarian Law reveals that marriage between first-degree cousins is not prohibited.†Id. at 151. “Michigan follows the well-established general rule that a marriage valid where it is contracted is valid everywhere.†Id. at 152 (quoting Hutchins v. Kimmel, 31 Mich. 126, 131 (1875). The court found the marriage valid stating, “prohibitions against marriage between first-degree cousins applies only to marriages solemnized in this state.†Id.
However, because of DOMA, same-sex marriage does not fit under this analysis.
Edited, Mar 22nd 2007 4:46pm by Addikeys
"Citing your sources isn't spoon feeding, it's basic 101 if you're making an argument."-Jophiel
The slap fight would be funny once,
I'm sure Joph would explain how it was necessary and rephrase it as 'a swat on the bottom'.
Or maybe I was fantasizing about the gay sex again...
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I'm sure Smash would explain how it was never necessary and rephrase it as 'a savage beating'.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Stop it or DF is just going to have to move this thread to the sandbox.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
and rephrase it as 'a savage beating'.
Ok, now I'm DEFINITELY fantasizing about the gay sex...
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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