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3rd edition rules are by far the easiest for new players to pick up. Those 3.5 rules they made though just pissed me off. Everyone knows they did it so people would have to buy the god damn books all over again.
Geekdom isn't supposed to be "Easy". That's why I played Twilight:2000.
"I use my carbine to fire at the guy in the APC"
"Ok, roll these... now these... write those numbers down... roll this handful... okay, we need to calculate for glass dispersal when your round hits the windshield so roll these.. divide that by... nine... does the cartridge on the M16 eject to the left or the right?... ok.. roll this.. does your calculator do logarhythms? Good. Ok...
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You missed."
"I use my carbine to fire at the guy in the APC"
"Ok, roll these... now these... write those numbers down... roll this handful... okay, we need to calculate for glass dispersal when your round hits the windshield so roll these.. divide that by... nine... does the cartridge on the M16 eject to the left or the right?... ok.. roll this.. does your calculator do logarhythms? Good. Ok...
...
You missed."
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Geekdom isn't supposed to be "Easy". That's why I played Twilight:2000.
"I use my carbine to fire at the guy in the APC"
"Ok, roll these... now these... write those numbers down... roll this handful... okay, we need to calculate for glass dispersal when your round hits the windshield so roll these.. divide that by... nine... does the cartridge on the M16 eject to the left or the right?... ok.. roll this.. does your calculator do logarhythms? Good. Ok...
...
You missed."
Wait, you left out the part about the 9 hour argument about non including ambient humidity in the calculations.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Geekdom isn't supposed to be "Easy". That's why I played Twilight:2000.
"I use my carbine to fire at the guy in the APC"
"Ok, roll these... now these... write those numbers down... roll this handful... okay, we need to calculate for glass dispersal when your round hits the windshield so roll these.. divide that by... nine... does the cartridge on the M16 eject to the left or the right?... ok.. roll this.. does your calculator do logarhythms? Good. Ok...
...
You missed."
Wait, you left out the part about the 9 hour argument about non including ambient humidity in the calculations.
Doesn't that usually happen when everyone is jacked up on Grape Kool-Aid after the GM has called the game for the evening?
Lol. Twilight 2000. We actually rolled up characters for that and ran through one combat. Once. I think the immediate response was something like: "Ok. Who wants to play Champions?...".
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Doesn't that usually happen when everyone is jacked up on Grape Kool-Aid after the GM has called the game for the evening?
If by Grape Kool-Aid you mean mushrooms and pot, then yes, possibly.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Ooh, I thought of a huge bump to my cred; my first pencil and paper roleplaying game was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I think I was a mutant bird of some sort, and I had an armored panel van with a machine-gun turret on top. Of course, I was like ten or eleven, so make what you will of that.
Nexa wrote:
When playing scattergories over the weekend, boyfriend listed "Klingon" as a language. He wins.
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Pfft. I've had a signature in Quenya here for years.
Elementary school recess was spent playing Red Box D&D.
My desktop background is of a Hydralisk attacking from behind my monitor light.
I despise David Eddings and Terry Brooks.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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