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#1 Mar 20 2007 at 5:25 PM Rating: Default
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"Where is the Goddamn ******* flag? I want the Goddamn fucking flag up every fucking morning at fucking sunrise."

(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day, 1991)


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"Fuck off! It's enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I'm not going to talk to you too!! Just do your Godamn job and keep your mouth shut."

(From the book "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 90 - Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good morning."

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"If you want to remain on this detail, get your fucking *** over here and grab those bags!"

(From the book "The First Partner" p. 259 - Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.)

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"Get fucked! Get the fuck out of my way!!! Get out of my face!!!"

(From the book "Hillary's Scheme" p. 89 - Hillary's various comments to her Secret Service detail agents.)

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"Stay the fuck back, stay the fuck away from me! Don't come within ten yards of me, or else! Just fucking do as I say, Okay!!!?"

(From the book "Unlimited Access", by Clinton FBI Agent in Charge, Gary Aldrige, p. 139 - Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail.)


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"What are you doing inviting these people into my home? These people are our enemies! They are trying to destroy us!"

(From the book "The Survivor" by John Harris, p. 99 - Hillary screaming to an aide, when she found out that some Republicans had been invited to the Clinton White House)


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"Come on Bill, put your **** up! You can't fuck her here!!"

(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 243 - Hillary to Gov. Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female at an Arkansas political rally)


I think you buncha fucking cnuts oughta fuckin' vote for her, for fucks sake.

If only so as the rest of us get something funny to watch on the news again.... Fuckit

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#2 Mar 20 2007 at 6:08 PM Rating: Good
You know I was totally against voting for her before reading this, but you totally showed me the light.


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#3 Mar 20 2007 at 7:04 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm all for a woman in the White House, but this is just the cherry on top of the many other reasons I refuse to vote for her.

What a whiny *****. If I had been one of her Secret Service agents, I'd have used her to shield bullets from Bill. Same goes for Tipper if Al had won.
#4 Mar 20 2007 at 8:23 PM Rating: Default
paulsol the Flatulent wrote:
Quote:
"Where is the Goddamn @#%^ing flag? I want the Goddamn fucking flag up every fucking morning at fucking sunrise."

(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day, 1991)


Quote:
"Fuck off! It's enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I'm not going to talk to you too!! Just do your Godamn job and keep your mouth shut."

(From the book "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 90 - Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good morning."

Quote:
"If you want to remain on this detail, get your fucking *** over here and grab those bags!"

(From the book "The First Partner" p. 259 - Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.)

Quote:
"Get fucked! Get the fuck out of my way!!! Get out of my face!!!"

(From the book "Hillary's Scheme" p. 89 - Hillary's various comments to her Secret Service detail agents.)

Quote:
"Stay the fuck back, stay the fuck away from me! Don't come within ten yards of me, or else! Just fucking do as I say, Okay!!!?"

(From the book "Unlimited Access", by Clinton FBI Agent in Charge, Gary Aldrige, p. 139 - Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail.)


Quote:
"What are you doing inviting these people into my home? These people are our enemies! They are trying to destroy us!"

(From the book "The Survivor" by John Harris, p. 99 - Hillary screaming to an aide, when she found out that some Republicans had been invited to the Clinton White House)


Quote:
"Come on Bill, put your Richard up! You can't fuck her here!!"

(From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 243 - Hillary to Gov. Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female at an Arkansas political rally)


I think you buncha fucking cnuts oughta fuckin' vote for her, for fucks sake.

If only so as the rest of us get something funny to watch on the news again.... Fuckit

Smiley: lol Smiley: lol Smiley: lol
Smiley: lol Smiley: lol Smiley: lol


Yea because I'm sure all those things really happened.

I don't like Hilary either, but basing who you're gonna vote for from hearsay evidence is retarded.
#5 Mar 20 2007 at 8:25 PM Rating: Good
I admire her candor, and at least she comes by her reputation as a shrill, cold bitCh honestly. Plus, I really dig the word fUck.
#6 Mar 20 2007 at 8:48 PM Rating: Good
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You should investigate how to break the filter properly before typing up such a post.


#7 Mar 20 2007 at 9:20 PM Rating: Decent
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You should investigate how to break the filter properly before typing up such a post.
Because then you could be cool.
#8 Mar 20 2007 at 9:49 PM Rating: Default
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You should investigate how to break the filter properly before typing up such a post.


Does my lack of 'swear filter breakage' not come up to the high standards expected around here? well, excuuuuse me...

[sm] Tough shit(fuckshitpisswankcnut)!

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#9 Mar 20 2007 at 9:52 PM Rating: Default
paulsol the Flatulent wrote:
[quote]You should investigate how to break the filter properly before typing up such a post.


Does my lack of 'swear filter breakage' not come up to the high standards expected around here? well, excuuuuse me...

[sm] Tough shit(fuckshitpisswankcnut)!

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#10 Mar 20 2007 at 9:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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trickybeck wrote:
You should fücking investigate how to fücking break the fücking filter properly before typing up such an post.

FTFY
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#11 Mar 20 2007 at 10:52 PM Rating: Default
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DaimenKain said:

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What's a cnut?


/sits on hands and resists the temptation........
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#12 Mar 21 2007 at 7:24 AM Rating: Decent
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DaimenKain wrote:
paulsol the Flatulent wrote:
[quote]You should investigate how to break the filter properly before typing up such a post.


Does my lack of 'swear filter breakage' not come up to the high standards expected around here? well, excuuuuse me...

[sm] Tough shit(fuckshitpisswankcnut)!

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What's a cnut?



Look inward.
#14 Mar 21 2007 at 9:29 AM Rating: Decent
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A woman using profanity? Whatever next?? She'll be exposing an ankle on the White House lawn or something. Why, I'm all atitter now. How could anyone dream of voting for such a person. When we hand over the keys to the most powerful nation on Earth to a women, not to mention the power to destroy the world a dozen times over, we'd better be sure that she's had a long substantiated history of baking cookies wearing an apron that reads "God says sex is for procreation only"
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#15 Mar 21 2007 at 11:28 AM Rating: Decent
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The word doesn't bother me, but in that context, it'd be a little unnerving to have someone with such a volatile temper in charge of the nation (not that I automatically believe she really said any of those things).

How does someone come about this information in any kind of reliable way? I would imagine there is some kind of confidentiality stipulation. I doubt you can roll up to the FBI headquarters and query their records for *********************
#16 Mar 21 2007 at 11:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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#17 Mar 21 2007 at 11:48 AM Rating: Decent
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I say it all the time, but not at people like they're dogs >_>
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#20 Mar 21 2007 at 11:51 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm sure they thank you for it D:
#21 Mar 21 2007 at 12:43 PM Rating: Decent
I seriously doubt that she actually said those things. If she did, I'd probably be able to find it somewhere else besides this post.

But I suppose that's how it is with politics, and pretty much fame in general - if anyone accuses you of something, it's pretty much true in the eyes of the public (e.g. Michael Jackson, OJ Simpson).
#22 Mar 21 2007 at 1:15 PM Rating: Decent
She's a advocate against video games, in the violence within... THE reason not to vote for her.
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