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No, I'm definitely not Far-Right lol. I don't really consider my self Liberal or Conservative or Democrat/Republican. I just vote on the issue.

So, while I'm against things like unlimited welfare or unrestricted immigration, I'm pro-choice and anti-religion.

Also, I don't see how Canada is more culturally diverse than the United States, or if it is, I don't see how it's cultural diversity is different than ours. I really don't understand the "borg" reference. It's not like the different cultures that are here are here because they don't want to be.

I don't know where any of you live, but I'm pretty sure my country is better than your country. This of course reflects my personal worth.

Lick the gooey remnants of Gerber's off your fingers and I'll hold your pudgey little baby hand through this one, dipShit. What Eldeon is saying has nothing to with whether or not someone chooses to be in America. By reading in context, you can see the that what he is getting at is that a "melting pot" is going to melt the differing cultures into one national identity. Get the borg thing, now?

In contrast, he is saying Canada is a "cultural mosaic", suggesting that diverse cultures can coexist without surrendering the things which make them different, and consequently make a better whole, even. I know fuCk all about Canada's diversity, because I mean really, who gives half a Shit what they do up there, and I don't know that I'd agree with his commentary on American borgism, but at least I can grasp what he's saying without being hit over the head with it. Oh, feel free to argue against his point, I don't really care, I'm not invested in that discussion any further than I like how dumb you look when you fail to get it, repeatedly.

I have trouble comprehending him when he's not talking dirty. I skim through the post looking for the pervy stuff but I'm left

Someday, as we stand at the altar, surrounded by our family and friends, penetrating one another to our very cores with our love-locked gazes, we'll look back at this moment and recognize it as the catalyst that brought about heaven upon earth. I'll take your hand in mine, never dropping my eyes from yours, and I will recite with intense passion these vows:

"Tare, I knew I loved you before I ever met you. All my life before you, it was there, this force drawing me to give myself to you, and I begged for it to claim me. Then, I found you, and you me, and it was my soul you heard rejoicing because it had finally found its way home. You who accept me unwaveringly, in all my glory and failings. You, my sweet, sudden angel, had my heart before it knew what it was for, before it knew it could be more than just an empty thing. You glorious woman, you've captured me, and no trap has ever been more welcome than this!

Without you I was always nervous, self-concious and unsure of my place, but you let me know that it's okay to be me. You accept my highs, and my lows. My triumphs and my bitter nocturnal secretions. And all I want to do for you is everything. I desire just to show you how special you make me feel".

You'll say, "Oh, Barkingturtle", and your eyes will glisten, full to the brim with tears of joy.

Then, the preacher will ask for the ring. I will slip the elegant piece of platinum on your finger, and you will reciprocate in turn.

Next, the preacher will ask if "We do?", and we will. He will instruct me to kiss my bride.

And I will flip your dress up over your head and perform the most fantastic cunnilingus upon you that man has ever bore witness to. The gathering of loved ones will burst out in an uncrontrollable, divine symphony of their approval. The scene before them will cause vaginas to moisten and cOcks to become erect, and the entire congregation will become a writhing heap of inspirational intercourse, bathed in the perspiration of our holy union. Your ****** will arrive with such force that you will emit a cry of divine satisfaction, and all peoples within thirty miles shall join you in your uncrontrollable pelvic clenching and spasming, closing businesses and causing massive pile-ups on the freeway. Then the effected population will come to rest, fulfilled in a way they never thought possible, and they will languish the rest of the week in their divine afterglow.



I originally posted this in the OOT, but I'm going to start using it as my standard response anytime I even think a lady or confused young boy may be susceptiable to my squirrely charms.

[:golfclap:]

Good thing you put the word cunnilingus in there or I might have skimmed over the good stuff.

Oh, great, now I pictured my Uncle Carl with a *****.

Aw, hell. The more the merrier, eh?

/smirk

Ah I had erroneously thought only 120x120 files may be uploaded.

I do think it's kind of funny that an internet iq test is trying to adjsut results for age.

It was adjusting based on age? I thought that was just so they could get info to say which ages/signs/genders/etc had which avg scores.