So, what are your crazy stories from this past Saturday?
Me and a few friends started the night off early (about 3pm) with Reuben and corned beef sandwiches, Irish Carbombs, and Harp beer. A few more people came over, and we all smoked a bowl before heading out to the bars. While at the bar, we enjoyed several more Irish Carbombs (a round of which we got from a guy who wanted to bum cigarettes), as well as some traditional Irish stepdancing.
The night got fairly hazy after that, and I awoke Sunday afternoon without any clothes on, with my contacts inexplicably in their case, and with a headache that could kill a small child. I spent most of the afternoon praying to the porcelain god, and laying on my friend's couch watching ESPN Classic.
What did y'all do to celebrate St. Patty's Day?
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Nothing special. Good/old friend of mine called me up and told me they are celebrating his girl friend's birthday at Club Space. I didn't even realize it was St. Patty's until I arrived at the club and the special of the night was "we're open till 8AM!" I was driving, so no drinks for me other than a Red Bull!
I didn't stick around THAT long, but I sure didn't get home till 5AM. I should get pics of the event soon, and I'll probably ***** them up on MySpace or some junk.
I didn't stick around THAT long, but I sure didn't get home till 5AM. I should get pics of the event soon, and I'll probably ***** them up on MySpace or some junk.
Some of my friends, my brother, his friends, & I drank a ******** of alcohol.
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Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
I watched France win the 6-nations, at the expense of Ireland.
Best St-Patrick's day ever
Best St-Patrick's day ever
Thanks for the link Exo, music rocks... just wish I could go, THAT is my kind of place.
I went to a country strip-club and watched malnourished Mexican girls alternate stage time with borderline obese Mexican girls. They assumed the downward dog position and simulated being pounded from behind, all the while watching themselves in the mirror-wall with glazed eyes, devoid of emotion. I came to the depressing realization that some things really are better in the city.
Ha ha! I painted bubbles on my FMIL's laundry room walls and made myself sick with corned beef and cabbage. I'm like, two shades paler today.
I ate my weight in corned beef. Unlike Flea, my stomache is more capable of handling the rigors of digesting brine.
Edited, Mar 19th 2007 9:40am by Jophiel
Edited, Mar 19th 2007 9:40am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I went to a bar and bummed cigarettes off a young looking crowd. I then offered a round of whatever they was drinking, Irish Carbombs I think it was, and paid the bartender to slip some roofies in their drinks. After a while they started up some dancing, which was terrible. I just sat by and watched them patiently. When they finally passed out I dragged them into the bathroom. I took off all their clothes and took some incriminating photos for my collection.
MentalFrog wrote:
I went to a bar and bummed cigarettes off a young looking crowd. I then offered a round of whatever they was drinking, Irish Carbombs I think it was, and paid the bartender to slip some roofies in their drinks. After a while they started up some dancing, which was terrible. I just sat by and watched them patiently. When they finally passed out I dragged them into the bathroom. I took off all their clothes and took some incriminating photos for my collection.
I wasn't the one dancing, thank Christ. There were professional Irish stepdancers, employed by the bar, I imagine (although I really would love to see spontaneous step dancing break out some day).
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Jophiel wrote:
Unlike Flea, my stomach is more capable of handling the rigors of digesting brine.
Went on a mini getaway/honeymoon with the hubby. Did nothing to ascribe to Irish fun, unless sex in a Jacuzzi counts.
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Did nothing to ascribe to Irish fun, unless sex in a Jacuzzi counts.
Only if it was sex with an Irishman (or woman...?).
Pics or it didn't happen.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
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Did nothing to ascribe to Irish fun, unless sex in a Jacuzzi counts.
Only if it was sex with an Irishman (or woman...?).
Hubby's not Irish (as far as he knows) so I guess it was just regular fun as opposed to Irish fun.
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Thanks for the link Exo, music rocks... just wish I could go, THAT is my kind of place.
If you drop by Miami sometime, I'll take you. It's about 3 floors of huuuuuuuuge dance floors, the top floor's roof being just drapes and weird design thingies, so you feel the breeze from outside and can see the sky.
They play pretty much all the jumpy music/remixes you can think of, including DJ homemade blends, which are actually REALLY good.
Fun stuff!
Like Redphoenixxx I watched da Micks smack the Oitalians down in the 6 Nations ruby.
Later I watched the Oirish Cricket Team **** dem Pakistanis off da cricket pitch! (A bit like seeing Nowheresville 2nd team thrashing the Red Sox).
Oh and me and the noblet had Steak braised in Guinness
Wheeeeee!!
Later I watched the Oirish Cricket Team **** dem Pakistanis off da cricket pitch! (A bit like seeing Nowheresville 2nd team thrashing the Red Sox).
Oh and me and the noblet had Steak braised in Guinness
Wheeeeee!!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Moved furniture!
WOO!
WOO!
Do what now?
Paddy O'Furniture?
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I hosted my sons birthday party, combined with a St Paddys day party. Corned beef stewed in Harps was amazing, I ate way too much soda bread, and the lamb shepards pie was to die for. Sadly, there was little left overs left to pick on over Sunday. But I survived keeping games going for 8 kids and mingling with 30 relatives/friends.
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So, what are your crazy stories from this past Saturday?
It involved leprechaun tossing whilst listening to sham-rock and ingesting Kilkenny. You'll be glad to know that no sheep were (intentionally) injured during the festivities.
I had planned to take out a packed school bus with half a kilo of C4, hold up a bank to buy more guns to knee-cap anyone who's grandaddy dsagreed with my grandaddy, and drive an explosive-packed truck into parliament.
Then I saw that St Paddy's was a Saturday.
A bloody British Conspiracy Oi tell ye!
Then I saw that St Paddy's was a Saturday.
A bloody British Conspiracy Oi tell ye!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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In my defense, pickling one's stomach takes time, and this was my first time tasting the wonders of Gaelic cuisine.
You should give haggis a try... its dramatically inspirational to the senses.
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...my kids call me Mary Poppins.
Cry me a river, build a bridge over it... jump in and drown.
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...my kids call me Mary Poppins.
Cry me a river, build a bridge over it... jump in and drown.
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Nobby wrote:
I had planned to take out a packed school bus with half a kilo of C4, hold up a bank to buy more guns to knee-cap anyone who's grandaddy dsagreed with my grandaddy, and drive an explosive-packed truck into parliament.
Then I saw that St Paddy's was a Saturday.
A bloody British Conspiracy Oi tell ye!
Then I saw that St Paddy's was a Saturday.
A bloody British Conspiracy Oi tell ye!
Subarcana the Eccentric wrote:
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In my defense, pickling one's stomach takes time, and this was my first time tasting the wonders of Gaelic cuisine.
You should give haggis a try... its dramatically inspirational to the senses.
What are you going to recommend for St George's day? Pizza?
fUckin' idiot.
But yeah, haggis is bloody good fare
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Subarcana the Eccentric wrote:
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In my defense, pickling one's stomach takes time, and this was my first time tasting the wonders of Gaelic cuisine.
You should give haggis a try... its dramatically inspirational to the senses.
What are you going to recommend for St George's day? Pizza?
fUckin' idiot.
But yeah, haggis is bloody good fare
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