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...you're Rosie O'Donnell? YOWZA!!! I didn't know you were into online gaming!
Sub
...my kids call me Mary Poppins.
Cry me a river, build a bridge over it... jump in and drown.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h175/SupremeTrollKing/subarcana.jpg
...my kids call me Mary Poppins.
Cry me a river, build a bridge over it... jump in and drown.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h175/SupremeTrollKing/subarcana.jpg
Kinda, my husband still f^cks me w/out the use of a bag so that's gotta count for something :)
edit for speeling.
Edited, Mar 15th 2007 5:50pm by Cami
edit for speeling.
Edited, Mar 15th 2007 5:50pm by Cami
Mazra wrote:
Fuck no. I've got a broken nose, dull haircut, double-chin, strange hairgrowth and way too much of it in the wrong places, plus a beer belly though you can see my bones through my skin in other areas, and I've got a mild case of funnel chest.
It's all personality.
Shut up!
It's all personality.
Shut up!
Wow you just described Nobby, ya'll twins?
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Kinda, my husband still f^cks me w/out the use of a bag so that's gotta count for something :)
Gauging from your myspace, I assume its from behind...
Kronig wrote:
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Kinda, my husband still f^cks me w/out the use of a bag so that's gotta count for something :)
Gauging from your myspace, I assume its from behind...
LMAO <insert generic gfy comment here>
Subarcana the Eccentric wrote:
...you're Rosie O'Donnell? YOWZA!!! I didn't know you were into online gaming!
Wait, guys weren't allowed to answer or what?
And Darqflame, perhaps I am Nobby. There's a scary thought, eh?
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
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Wait, guys weren't allowed to answer or what?
Rosie is of the female persuasion? ...oops... didn't know.
Sub
...my kids call me Mary Poppins.
Cry me a river, build a bridge over it... jump in and drown.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h175/SupremeTrollKing/subarcana.jpg
...my kids call me Mary Poppins.
Cry me a river, build a bridge over it... jump in and drown.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h175/SupremeTrollKing/subarcana.jpg
I don't know.
By the way, who's Rosie O'Donnell?
By the way, who's Rosie O'Donnell?
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
I guess we all could point out our own flaws, but generally I know I am attractive.
I've caused car accidents.
Lefein wrote:
I've caused car accidents.
Black Ice or a mad elk?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
From the waist up and the hips down, I'm rather funny-looking.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Hey, Good Lookin'...
Whatcha got cookin,
how bout cookin' something up with me!
Dak the Eccentric wrote:
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Hey, Good Lookin'...
Whatcha got cookin,
how bout cookin' something up with me!
Hey, off mah, er Hank's, kool-aid.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I guess we all could point out our own flaws, but generally I know I am attractive.
Speak for yourself. I'm a flawless standard for manliness. I often carry pictures of male models with me and stop random passerby on the street: "Who's got better abs, Dom Deluise or me? Me, right? Right."
It's all about relativity, baby.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Speak for yourself. I'm a flawless standard for manliness. I often carry pictures of male models with me and stop random passerby on the street: "Who's got better abs, Dom Deluise or me? Me, right? Right."
It's all about relativity, baby.
I'm sure they are terrified of the scary homeless-looking man who's carrying around pictures of Dom Deluise and muttering. You do occasionally clean up ok though, so who knows, maybe they just feel bad.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Why don't you Dere-lick my balls!
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Hey good lookin' why the frown?
you always look better when it's upside down
you say you got nowhere, that your goin to
can I go nowhere with you?
I took the Dartmouth ferry into the town
spend my pennies bummin' around
Can I tag along tonight? we'll kill some time
it looks like you might, need a little company
I'm so cheap, I might as well be free.
Hey good lookin' why the frown?
you always look better when it's upside down
you say you got nowhere, that your goin to
can I go nowhere with you?
Here we go
Naa na naaa na na na na
Naa na naaa na na na na
Naa na naaa na na na na
Can i go no where with you. Again
Naa na naaa na na na na
Naa na naaa na na na na
Naa na naaa na na na na
Can i go no where with you.
Can I tag along tonight? we'll kill some time
it looks like you might, need a little company,
I'm so cheap, I might as well be free.
Whoaaaaaa!
If you get tired, you'll go home
I'm still wired I can go it alone
same time next week at a quarter past ten
and we can go nowhere again.
If you show up then, then you know i will too
Can I go nowhere with
Hey good lookin' why the frown?
you always look better when it's upside down
you say you got nowhere, that your goin to
can I go nowhere with you?
Naa na naaa na na na na
Naa na naaa na na na na
Naa na naaa na na na na
Can i go no where with you?
Can i go nowhere with you?
Can i go can i go can i go no where with you?
Can i go nowhere with you?
Nowhere with you
you always look better when it's upside down
you say you got nowhere, that your goin to
can I go nowhere with you?
I took the Dartmouth ferry into the town
spend my pennies bummin' around
Can I tag along tonight? we'll kill some time
it looks like you might, need a little company
I'm so cheap, I might as well be free.
Hey good lookin' why the frown?
you always look better when it's upside down
you say you got nowhere, that your goin to
can I go nowhere with you?
Here we go
Naa na naaa na na na na
Naa na naaa na na na na
Naa na naaa na na na na
Can i go no where with you. Again
Naa na naaa na na na na
Naa na naaa na na na na
Naa na naaa na na na na
Can i go no where with you.
Can I tag along tonight? we'll kill some time
it looks like you might, need a little company,
I'm so cheap, I might as well be free.
Whoaaaaaa!
If you get tired, you'll go home
I'm still wired I can go it alone
same time next week at a quarter past ten
and we can go nowhere again.
If you show up then, then you know i will too
Can I go nowhere with
Hey good lookin' why the frown?
you always look better when it's upside down
you say you got nowhere, that your goin to
can I go nowhere with you?
Naa na naaa na na na na
Naa na naaa na na na na
Naa na naaa na na na na
Can i go no where with you?
Can i go nowhere with you?
Can i go can i go can i go no where with you?
Can i go nowhere with you?
Nowhere with you
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Nobby wrote:
2. I am a ugly cUnt
Typical emo celebrity.
#46REDACTED,
Posted: Mar 16 2007 at 6:17 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I'm stunning on a level most will never comprehend. I'm 6'1 185lbs in great shape, dirty blonde hair, light blue eyes, all my teeth and no cig stains on them either. I'm the guy your wife is checking out while you give me the evil eye.
achileez wrote:
I'm stunning on a level most will never comprehend.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#48REDACTED,
Posted: Mar 16 2007 at 6:24 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Then you know what i'm talking about.
I count myself amongst the sexy ******** so I voted yes. It's hard being the pretty guy at the bar sometimes but I make due. I've been giving some serious consideration to the idea of not telling people that I'm a computer guy but that I am a male model. Not so much for vanity reasons, but just so they'll stop asking me to fix their computers.
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