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#1 Mar 15 2007 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Trib wrote:
A homeless woman accused of setting the Saturday morning fire that killed four people and seriously injured another was trying to warm her feet because she had lost her shoes, prosecutors said Tuesday.

Mary Smith, whose last known address is listed in court records as a North Side homeless shelter, is charged with four counts of first-degree murder and aggravated arson in connection with a fire at 3553 N. Fremont St. that killed the friends from Belvidere, Ill.

During Smith's bond hearing, Assistant Cook County State's Atty. Mary Lacy said Smith gave a videotaped statement admitting to setting the fire when she lit a dollar bill that someone gave her.

"She admitted setting the dollar bill on fire," Lacy said. "She said among other things that her feet were cold and she was trying to warm herself."
I'm assuming she was a few socks short of a drawer but, still... Don't burn your money for warmth when you can't afford shoes!
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#2 Mar 15 2007 at 10:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's like the little match girl made somehow more tragic.

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#3 Mar 15 2007 at 10:55 AM Rating: Decent
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Wow...just wow.
#4 Mar 15 2007 at 10:55 AM Rating: Good
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Really, for what a dollar'll getcha nowadays, she probably got her money's worth.
#5 Mar 15 2007 at 10:58 AM Rating: Good
She should've saved up for some Steve Maddens'
#6 Mar 15 2007 at 11:08 AM Rating: Good
Her idea verges on the brink of genius! She WAS homeless, but now is a guest of the state for 25years to life! She'll never go cold and hungry again!

Best dollar she ever spent if you ask me.
#7 Mar 15 2007 at 11:10 AM Rating: Decent
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Three bucks will get ya a decent pair of shoes at the Goodwill Store.

I'm not buyin' her story.
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#8 Mar 15 2007 at 11:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elderon wrote:
Her idea verges on the brink of genius! She WAS homeless, but now is a guest of the state for 25years to life! She'll never go cold and hungry again!
I was about to say in response to Flea: Well, I guess she's warm now as a guest of the Cook County system.

I have to say though, it's not as if there's a lack of scrap paper blowing around the streets of Chicago if you need kindling.

Edited, Mar 15th 2007 12:19pm by Jophiel
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#9 Mar 15 2007 at 11:20 AM Rating: Good
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I expected to hear how Flea and her shoe fetish was buying you out of house and home.

So disapointed.






Edited, Mar 15th 2007 3:20pm by GitSlayer
#10 Mar 15 2007 at 11:32 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Three bucks will get ya a decent pair of shoes at the Goodwill Store.
Still two bucks short!
#11 Mar 15 2007 at 12:54 PM Rating: Good
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I find a burning vagrant keeps my feet toasty warm!

PS - the fat ones burn longer
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#12 Mar 15 2007 at 2:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
PS - the fat ones burn longer


AND make a pleasant crackling sound!

#13 Mar 15 2007 at 3:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Celcio wrote:
Nobby wrote:
PS - the fat ones burn longer

AND make a pleasant crackling sound!

AND you can slice off a few strips of bacon!
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#14 Mar 15 2007 at 6:56 PM Rating: Good
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If you gut them open first, and stick your feet into their entrails, you can make them last longer. Then you only roast em after they've gone cold.


#122 in the things I learned from Star Wars

Edited, Mar 15th 2007 8:57pm by Kakar
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