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Ron Jeremy confesses to 9/11Follow

#1 Mar 15 2007 at 1:07 AM Rating: Decent
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Old, fat, and disgusting **** star declares, "I did it! I was responsible for the 9/11 operation from A to Z."

Who knew that laying all those slunts and ****** in the '80's would make you go Muzzie* on New York?

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*Going "Muzzie" is one step beyond going postal, and two steps beyond age rage**.

**Reference Smasharoo's Gbaji thread.
#2 Mar 15 2007 at 6:45 AM Rating: Decent
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I can't believe a man that fat, and ugly, is banging hawt chicks for money.


Oh, this was about KSM...fUck him, let him rot in Hell. Shame it took three years of Barney to break him...should have just beat his ***.

Edited, Mar 15th 2007 10:46am by Metastophicleas
#3 Mar 15 2007 at 6:48 AM Rating: Decent
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He won, what does he care.

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#4 Mar 15 2007 at 7:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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lol. I thought he looked like Ron Jeremy too. But instead of having a big ****, he just is a big ****.
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#5 Mar 15 2007 at 7:37 AM Rating: Good
I have a feeling this guy is just admitting to 9/11 for the notariety. He knows he's dead anyway (or will continue being tortured by the US), why not go out with a bang.
#6 Mar 15 2007 at 7:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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But but he really dislikes killing children!
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#7 Mar 15 2007 at 7:39 AM Rating: Decent
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You're financially secure now, you need to hire some full time sycophants, man. It's just not the same seeing you post without ten or fifteen useless starry eyed admirers.

Also, how are the kid(s?) doing? All adjusted and whatnot?

That's all the sycophanting I can eek out at the moment.
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#8 Mar 15 2007 at 8:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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You have that wrong. It is the insecure who need sycophants. Once you are rich and sort of famous, you can tell the world to go to hell. I'm thinking of taking my next cab rid sans underwear.

And my daughter is doing great.
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#9 Mar 15 2007 at 8:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Next step: Rehab!
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#10 Mar 15 2007 at 8:16 AM Rating: Decent
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It is the insecure who need sycophants.


Really, I find the blind rage and scorn for other human beings perks me up nicely, really.

YMMV

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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

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