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FAITH OF DONATION.
My Dearest Beloved Friend,
I am Evangelist Mrs Tina Martins smith from Netherlands. I was married to Dr. Ahmed Martins who worked with Chevron Texaco in Nigeria for twenty years before he died in the year 2000,May be you must have heard about him in the oil firm.We were married forthirty-seven years without a child. He died during one of the riot in the Niger delta region of Nigeria.He was held hostage and slain to death by protesting youths of the region.Before his death we were both born again Christians.Since his death I decided nottore-marry.
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of(EightMillion Five Hundred Thousand U.S.Dollars) witha security company.Presently,this money is still with the company and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary to come for ward to receivethe money orrather issue a letter of authorization to some body to receive it on my behalf if I cannot come over. Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital where I have been under going treatment for cancerof the lungs.I have since lost my ability totalk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live.
It is mylast wishto seethat this money is invested the proceed at the end ofevery yeardistributed among charity organization.
I want a person thatis God fearingthat will use this money to fund churches,orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made usto understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I know that there are alot of poor people suffering from different kind of disease and nobody to come to their aid.With God all things are possible. As soon as I receiveyour reply I shall give you the contact of the bank.I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of this fund.
What is too important to me as was revealed to me in dream is that immediately you receive the money, you will pay 10% of it to your church as tithe was warned that this 10%tithe is very important. You will also visit the motherless babies, accident victims,Aids/Hiv centres, clothe the naked and feed the hungry.
Thesewill be the major part of your evangelization.
Good angle.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Well, it gets them inside of your house...
It's farther then any Evangelist has made it in person.
It's farther then any Evangelist has made it in person.
Very good.
Heres a link to a favorite site of mine. Its full of stories by a guy who takes these lowlives on. Sometimes he actually gets money from them!
Some bl00dy fine reading from a master p1$$taker.
Heres a link to a favorite site of mine. Its full of stories by a guy who takes these lowlives on. Sometimes he actually gets money from them!
Some bl00dy fine reading from a master p1$$taker.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Smasharoo wrote:
you must have heard about him in the oil firm.
Ohhh, him.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Smasharoo wrote:
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I want a person thatis God fearingthat will use this money to fund churches
I want a person thatis God fearingthat will use this money to fund churches
Well, it's good that she found the right person then.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Quote:
slain to death
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
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slain to death
I want that on my headstone.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
You will also visit the motherless babies, accident victims,Aids/Hiv centres, clothe the naked and feed the hungry.
Cancel that trip to Paris. On the other hand...
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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