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#1 Mar 14 2007 at 9:20 AM Rating: Decent
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http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/15/business/14sleep.web.html?ref=business


Prescription sleeping pills can cause unusual behavior like driving and eating while asleep, the Food and Drug Administration warned today.

The F.D.A. ordered the makers of Ambien, Lunesta and 11 other commonly used sleep medications to issue strong new label warnings about those risks, and to produce brochures about safe use of the drugs. Pharmacies would give the brochures to patients when prescriptions are dispensed.

The agency will also require label warnings to note the possibility of severe allergic reactions and facial swelling associated with the use of such sleep medications.

The agency had been reviewing the side effects of sleeping pills since last year, after some users of the widely prescribed drug Ambien complained that they sleepwalked and gorged themselves on food or were arrested while driving in their sleep.


Haha, man. I hope they make them put a disclaimer on the TV adds.

"Lunesta is non habbit forming, but may lead to you driving to Dairy Queen at midnight and ordering 15 Blizzards and eating them on the way home, then doing 'the moonwalk' on your kitchen table. Also, possibly dry mouth."

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#2 Mar 14 2007 at 9:54 AM Rating: Decent
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LMAO reminds me of the woman that claimed she was asleep when she regularly slept with strange men while her husband was in bed.
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I imagine dozens of criminal defense attorneys stood up and applauded when they heard the news.

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#4 Mar 14 2007 at 10:12 AM Rating: Good
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People that sleepwalk freak me out. I've known several, and they do some ********* ****, like make Bangles remixes.
#5 Mar 14 2007 at 10:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Yodabunny wrote:
LMAO reminds me of the woman that claimed she was asleep when she regularly slept with strange men while her husband was in bed.


You mean this gal?
#6 Mar 14 2007 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good
Senjiow wrote:
Yodabunny wrote:
LMAO reminds me of the woman that claimed she was asleep when she regularly slept with strange men while her husband was in bed.


You mean this gal?
That's the chick from your alleged threesome!
#7 Mar 14 2007 at 12:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Elderon wrote:
Senjiow wrote:
Yodabunny wrote:
LMAO reminds me of the woman that claimed she was asleep when she regularly slept with strange men while her husband was in bed.


You mean this gal?
That's the chick from your alleged threesome!


LOL you *******.
#8 Mar 14 2007 at 12:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
People that sleepwalk freak me out. I've known several, and they do some @#%^ed-up sh*t, like make Bangles remixes.


My brother climbed out of a third-floor bedroom window and dropped to the ground while sleepwalking. He was dreaming he was in a flood, and had to get out of the house.

Try explaining that when you knock on your neighbor's door in your skivvies and ask for a ride to the ER.
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#9 Mar 14 2007 at 1:00 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Try explaining that when you knock on your neighbor's door in your skivvies and ask for a ride to the ER.
My friend once grabbed a giant knife and said she had to make a sandwich.
#10 Mar 14 2007 at 1:02 PM Rating: Good
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My brother climbed out of a third-floor bedroom window and dropped to the ground while sleepwalking. He was dreaming he was in a flood, and had to get out of the house.

Try explaining that when you knock on your neighbor's door in your skivvies and ask for a ride to the ER.


I'll keep this in mind, because sometimes the truth is just too embarassing.
#11 Mar 14 2007 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
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This is why I tell Jonwin that anything I do after I take my medicine at bedtime, didn't actually happen.

I just cross my fingers that the script my doctor wrote for Ambien CR will go though today. I make even less sense, when I don't take anything to help me sleep.
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#12 Mar 14 2007 at 1:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lunesta is really odd for me, I only take it now and then. First time, nearly fell asleep at my desk and I never sleep sitting up, I just can't.

Every now and then, I can take it, and nothing happens. Now I really have something to watch for!
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#13 Mar 15 2007 at 7:04 PM Rating: Good
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I've heard about the Ambien thing from several people. It seems to awakes some kind of hibernation/foraging thing cause most of the stories involve people waking up to find that they had gorged on all the butter and and other fatty foods in the house. wierd
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#14 Mar 15 2007 at 7:58 PM Rating: Default
I once fell asleep while sleeping, it was fun.
#15 Mar 17 2007 at 7:09 PM Rating: Good
My ex used to talk in his sleep . Things he said include :

Quote:
I dont pleasure badgers for money, I do it out of love

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Ballerinas have hairy teeth

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Get away from my buttocks

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Its just another of my inbred talents!


Was actually pretty amusing on sleepless nights :)
#16 Mar 17 2007 at 7:15 PM Rating: Good
fatalillusiontw wrote:
My ex used to talk in his sleep . Things he said include :

Quote:
I dont pleasure badgers for money, I do it out of love

Quote:
Ballerinas have hairy teeth

Quote:
Get away from my buttocks

Quote:
Its just another of my inbred talents!


Was actually pretty amusing on sleepless nights :)


If you were my girl you'd be too worn out from the hours of ravaging I'd heap upon you every night to listen to me talk in my sleep. Unless you're a fatty. I bet you're a fatty.
#17 Mar 17 2007 at 7:25 PM Rating: Good
Barkingturtle wrote:
Fatalillusiontw wrote:

My ex used to talk in his sleep . Things he said include :

Quote:
I dont pleasure badgers for money, I do it out of love

Quote:
Ballerinas have hairy teeth

Quote:
Get away from my buttocks

Quote:
Its just another of my inbred talents!


Was actually pretty amusing on sleepless nights :)



If you were my girl you'd be too worn out from the hours of ravaging I'd heap upon you every night to listen to me talk in my sleep. Unless you're a fatty. I bet you're a fatty.


Nah, HE was a fatty and couldnt power his man flab for ravaging . I've been wanting a good ravage for years!

Edited, Mar 17th 2007 11:39pm by fatalillusiontw

Edited, Mar 18th 2007 1:10am by fatalillusiontw
#18 Mar 17 2007 at 7:30 PM Rating: Good
Horny and too dumb to quote! PM me.
#19 Mar 17 2007 at 7:40 PM Rating: Good
Yeah, I stuffed up on the quoting, it happens :)
#20 Mar 17 2007 at 8:25 PM Rating: Good
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Horny and too dumb to quote! PM me.
It's good to know you have some standards.
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