As the legendary Gareth once said:
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That's one of the major arguments against letting homosexuals into the army. Will they be looking at the enemy, or will they be looking at me, going 'Oooooh, he looks tasty in his uniform?'
Fair enough, he also said:
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We go there every Wednesday night, and it's a fun place, but it's full of loose women. My own problem with that is venereal disease, which is disabilitating, all right, especially for a soldier. And it's irresponsible to the rest of your unit as well, right. You've been under attack for days, there's a soldier down, he's wounded, gangrene's setting in, 'Who's used all the penicillin?' 'Oh, Mark Plaxston sir, he's got knob-rot off of some tart"
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I've just got a complaint from a very important client saying that the figures I gave him were wrong, and... yeah, well, basically I've checked all other possibilities and it's come down to the calculator. Well, I don't know, circuitry? Sorry, who is this I'm talking to?
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I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I'd make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you'd be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.
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Oh they're sad little men? He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you done?
And especially for BT:
Gareth: "All farmers have wives."
Tim: "This one doesn't, he's gay."
Gareth: "Well, then, he shouldn't be allowed near animals should he?"
Edited, Mar 15th 2007 10:31am by RedPhoenixxx