Playing with my digi cam the other day I caught some amusing footage of my son, which helps explain visually why one of his nicknames is Pirana . Somehow I found the time to *gasp* upload it. While Im sure about 98% of you could care less, I hope the other 2% might get a small chuckle out of it.
I dont know why its not working all of a sudden, as I previewed it not signed in to make sure it works, but I'll keep trying. I also have it linked on my myspace page, linked in my sig
Edited, Mar 12th 2007 3:19pm by DSD
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the hubby is lucky the little guy doesn't have teeth yet he was really diggin in there. Very cute!
hehe watching it again while I was getting it uploaded, I kept cracking up at the "corn on the cob" motion he did on hubbys thumb. He had been attacking anything he could stuff in his mouth more often and I noticed he would get this predatory gleam in his eye right before he attacked. I was lucky to have the cam nearby and catch him.
Edit to add it works fine in IE but for some reason not Firefox. no clue why
Edited, Mar 12th 2007 3:24pm by DSD
Edit to add it works fine in IE but for some reason not Firefox. no clue why
Edited, Mar 12th 2007 3:24pm by DSD
Great. Now I'm scared of babies. 
LOL just think, Flea. At least he doesnt have teeth... yet.
Could have been worse
Could have been worse
Just don't let him get a taste for blood or it's Audrey III.
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I think your son may be a cannibal...
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He looks untrustworthy. I'd see about returning it.
Barkingturtle wrote:
He looks untrustworthy. I'd see about returning it.
You're talking about the father, right?
Give the kid a boobie, for the love of Jeff!
Lol - I love it when Jack does that too.
Lol - I love it when Jack does that too.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
DSD wrote:
LOL just think, Flea. At least he doesnt have teeth... yet.
Could have been worse
Could have been worse
Now that was a spooky visual I had in my head.
That kid means business! Feed the poor guy already! ...or else!
Eww. I hope dad washed his hands before that video was shot.
LOL too cute! Were those hiccups I was hearing throughout that video? I'm a little obsessed with baby hiccup right now, since Ambrya 2.0 has been having them in utero the last week or so.
Cute kid and it work in Firefox for me, so not sure what was problem.
Looks like time to keep a few teething rings in the freezer. I love how fast baby at that age grow and learn, minus the days of crying with light fever due to teething pain. I'm convince I was only a mother, so someday I could have grandchildren.
20 month old granddaughter is into play with one nibble while nursing on the other one. She also like to put hand down the front of our shirts. She seems to think grandma's and aunts boobies are for her to play with too.
Looks like time to keep a few teething rings in the freezer. I love how fast baby at that age grow and learn, minus the days of crying with light fever due to teething pain. I'm convince I was only a mother, so someday I could have grandchildren.
20 month old granddaughter is into play with one nibble while nursing on the other one. She also like to put hand down the front of our shirts. She seems to think grandma's and aunts boobies are for her to play with too.
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Ambrya wrote:
LOL too cute! Were those hiccups I was hearing throughout that video? I'm a little obsessed with baby hiccup right now, since Ambrya 2.0 has been having them in utero the last week or so.
Hannah used to have hiccups all the time when I was pregnant. It's cute the first hundred times or so, but toward then ed, when you're trying to sleep and already uncomfortable and have heartburn...it stops being cute.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Señor Exodus, Rey del Queso wrote:
DSD wrote:
LOL just think, Flea. At least he doesnt have teeth... yet.
Could have been worse
Could have been worse
Now that was a spooky visual I had in my head.
That kid means business! Feed the poor guy already! ...or else!
good gawd man, why do you think I rarely post anymore??? Typing 1h sucks.
And no, Am, thats just him grunting trying to get a better grasp haha
Nexa wrote:
Ambrya wrote:
LOL too cute! Were those hiccups I was hearing throughout that video? I'm a little obsessed with baby hiccup right now, since Ambrya 2.0 has been having them in utero the last week or so.
Hannah used to have hiccups all the time when I was pregnant. It's cute the first hundred times or so, but toward then ed, when you're trying to sleep and already uncomfortable and have heartburn...it stops being cute.
Nexa
Yeah, I'm waiting for that day. At this point (28 and a half weeks) I'm still pretty comfortable and enjoying things (only issue I have right now is that, due to my compressed stomach size, every meal sits there like a rock for hours, and results in some rather prodigious belches that would do an 8th grade boy proud--much to the neverending amusement of Mr. Amrbya and my own mortification.)
I figure I've got a few more weeks and then things will start getting miserable, so I'm taking the opportunity to enjoy it while it lasts.
(only issue I have right now is that, due to my compressed stomach size, every meal sits there like a rock for hours, and results in some rather prodigious belches that would do an 8th grade boy proud--much to the neverending amusement of Mr. Amrbya and my own mortification.)
Don't large belches cause Autism? Hahahaha. Man, I'm the greatest.
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Ambrya wrote:
Yeah, I'm waiting for that day. At this point (28 and a half weeks) I'm still pretty comfortable and enjoying things (only issue I have right now is that, due to my compressed stomach size, every meal sits there like a rock for hours, and results in some rather prodigious belches that would do an 8th grade boy proud--much to the neverending amusement of Mr. Amrbya and my own mortification.)
I figure I've got a few more weeks and then things will start getting miserable, so I'm taking the opportunity to enjoy it while it lasts.
Oh it's not all miserable, you'll get a better idea of the baby's personality toward the end, haha.
Words to the wise:
1. Rolaids work better than Tums,
2. those heat wrap things that self-stick to your back almost made me believe in God,
3. Walk toward the end, even if you don't feel like it, you'll feel a whole lot better if you go for a walk every day. I went right after dinner, even if I was really tired because it helps with digestion and made my back feel better.
Nexa
Edit: cause I can't spell.
Edit: because my grammar sucks too.
Edit: Oh I ******* give up
Edited, Mar 12th 2007 4:21pm by Nexa
Edited, Mar 12th 2007 4:21pm by Nexa
Edited, Mar 12th 2007 4:23pm by Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
3. Walk toward the end, even if you don't feel like it, you'll feel a whole lot better if you go for a walk every day. I went right after dinner, even if I was really tired because it helps with digestion and made my back feel better.
Nexa
That's the plan now that it's lighter for longer in the evenings (much as I'm opposed to DST on principle, it's working in my favor this year, especially happening early as it did.) Our neighborhood has very few sidewalks and a through street that people go WAY too fast upon, so I've been holding out until it was lighter in the evening to start walking.
Hey DSD - watching that, I will now admit that you look cuter with your hair long and dyed red.
The glasses made you look kind of Intereckshual tho
The glasses made you look kind of Intereckshual tho
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haha, this article made me think of you DSD:
Father Not Letting Firstborn Repeat Mistakes He Made as a Nine Month Old
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Father Not Letting Firstborn Repeat Mistakes He Made as a Nine Month Old
The Onion wrote:
NAPERVILLE, IL Citing a desire to ensure that his nine-month-old son, Jason, stays on the right path, Bill Yardley told reporters yesterday that he is determined not to let the infant make the same mistakes he made at that age.
"Back then, I didn't know my place in the world—I was young, directionless, aimless—and I don't want him to fall into those same bad habits," Yardley said, adding that he vowed to discourage his son from the same immature fixation with breasts that "set the tone for [his] entire misguided youth." "I only behaved that way to get attention. It was stupid. He's got his whole life ahead of him, and I just don't want him to ruin it."
Yardley added that he knew his son was starting to follow in his footsteps when Jason began "hitting the bottle" earlier and earlier each morning.
"Back then, I didn't know my place in the world—I was young, directionless, aimless—and I don't want him to fall into those same bad habits," Yardley said, adding that he vowed to discourage his son from the same immature fixation with breasts that "set the tone for [his] entire misguided youth." "I only behaved that way to get attention. It was stupid. He's got his whole life ahead of him, and I just don't want him to ruin it."
Yardley added that he knew his son was starting to follow in his footsteps when Jason began "hitting the bottle" earlier and earlier each morning.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
haha, this article made me think of you DSD:
Father Not Letting Firstborn Repeat Mistakes He Made as a Nine Month Old
Nexa
Father Not Letting Firstborn Repeat Mistakes He Made as a Nine Month Old
The Onion wrote:
NAPERVILLE, IL Citing a desire to ensure that his nine-month-old son, Jason, stays on the right path, Bill Yardley told reporters yesterday that he is determined not to let the infant make the same mistakes he made at that age.
"Back then, I didn't know my place in the world—I was young, directionless, aimless—and I don't want him to fall into those same bad habits," Yardley said, adding that he vowed to discourage his son from the same immature fixation with breasts that "set the tone for [his] entire misguided youth." "I only behaved that way to get attention. It was stupid. He's got his whole life ahead of him, and I just don't want him to ruin it."
Yardley added that he knew his son was starting to follow in his footsteps when Jason began "hitting the bottle" earlier and earlier each morning.
"Back then, I didn't know my place in the world—I was young, directionless, aimless—and I don't want him to fall into those same bad habits," Yardley said, adding that he vowed to discourage his son from the same immature fixation with breasts that "set the tone for [his] entire misguided youth." "I only behaved that way to get attention. It was stupid. He's got his whole life ahead of him, and I just don't want him to ruin it."
Yardley added that he knew his son was starting to follow in his footsteps when Jason began "hitting the bottle" earlier and earlier each morning.
Nexa
Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Cute, but not as cute as an iMAC.
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