Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was discovered bound, drunk, naked and wearing sex toys in the yard of his residence, a spokeswoman said Monday.
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Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was discovered bound, drunk, naked and wearing sex toys in the yard of his residence, a spokeswoman said Monday.
Well there go my plans to become an ambassador someday. Sheesh...I thought a job communicating the nuances of policies which could, say, plunge thousands into poverty or start a war was unbecoming conduct for a human being...apparently it is...um...what he did.
His milksahke brings all teh boys to the yard, And they're like, it's better than yours, Damn right, it's better than yours, He could teach you, but he'd have to charge really high interest rates cos that's Jewish people for you...