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Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was discovered bound, drunk, naked and wearing sex toys in the yard of his residence, a spokeswoman said Monday.
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2007/03/12/isarel-ambassador-070312.html
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El Salvador is permeated with dumb. It must have infected him.
Prudish Jews.
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bodhisattva wrote:
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Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was discovered bound, drunk, naked and wearing sex toys in the yard of his residence, a spokeswoman said Monday.
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2007/03/12/isarel-ambassador-070312.html
What are people doing in his yard? Hmmmmmmm?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Now that guy knows how to party!
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
This is why I have a privacy fence.
Barkingturtle wrote:
This is why I have a privacy fence.
...but I thought that part of the excitement is getting caught in the first place?
Well there go my plans to become an ambassador someday. Sheesh...I thought a job communicating the nuances of policies which could, say, plunge thousands into poverty or start a war was unbecoming conduct for a human being...apparently it is...um...what he did.
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Ben-Hillel said the reports were accurate and that Raphael has been recalled, though he did not break any laws.
"We're talking about behaviour that is unbecoming of a diplomat," she said.
"We're talking about behaviour that is unbecoming of a diplomat," she said.
And here I was thinking it was entirely appropriate as a bold existential statement about the role of diplomacy in international relations.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
This story is obviously riddled with inaccuracies.
Was he naked or was he wearing sex toys?? C'mon, people!
Was he naked or was he wearing sex toys?? C'mon, people!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
This story is obviously riddled with inaccuracies.
Was he naked or was he wearing sex toys?? C'mon, people!
Was he naked or was he wearing sex toys?? C'mon, people!
Is this an appropriate time to say....
"Pics or it never happened"?
"Pics or it never happened"?
I'm SOOOO moving to Isreal
His milksahke brings all teh boys to the yard,
And they're like, it's better than yours,
Damn right, it's better than yours,
He could teach you, but he'd have to charge really high interest rates cos that's Jewish people for you...
And they're like, it's better than yours,
Damn right, it's better than yours,
He could teach you, but he'd have to charge really high interest rates cos that's Jewish people for you...
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