http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSISL26622820070310
SPIN BOLDAK, Afghanistan (Reuters) - Osama bin Laden, if he's alive, celebrates his 50th birthday on Saturday, and his friends in the Taliban prayed for his long life.
Happy Birthday, big O! I'd get you a gift, but it seems you've gotten everything you wanted in the last six years, so I'll just go with traditional best wishes.
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