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Good morning, friends!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Recent Visitors, 16: Brill, Nadenu, Nexa, Nobby, Tare, Anonymous Guests (11)
Good morning, friends!
Good morning, friends!
Morning! I'm on yahoo if you want to say hi!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Oh sure, say hi and then just disappear. What's up wit dat?
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Blah, my toddler is demanding that I play potato heads with her.
Bloody kids.
Bloody kids.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Blah, my toddler is demanding that I play potato heads with her.
Bloody kids.
Bloody kids.
Tell her the heads were cut off real living potatos, then pretend they're screaming.
Kids love that.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
haha, thanks. She's a pain in the ***. That was taken right after she fell and hit her head and I had to take her to the ER for those liquid stitches. You can't see the cut so much in that photo, a little better in this one. See her right eyebrow.
Kids are a nightmarish ordeal that is only encouraged by those who have children because they want others to be as unhappy as they are, hahahaha.
I kid, she'll be worth it once she gets through med school.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Lol, Hannah the daredevil! Mia fell over outside yesterday and twisted her knee. Now she's hobbling around like an 80 year old woman.
And every single person in our household has a cold too, thanks to all the germ-infested kids that go to our playgroups.
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And every single person in our household has a cold too, thanks to all the germ-infested kids that go to our playgroups.
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
[quote=Tare]Lol, Hannah the daredevil! Mia fell over outside yesterday and twisted her knee. Now she's hobbling around like an 80 year old woman.
And every single person in our household has a cold too, thanks to all the germ-infested kids that go to our playgroups.
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What I love are all the faux concerned, accusatory questions from nosey people in stores. "Ohhhh, had a little accident eh?" I just wanna say, "Yeah, she mouthed off and I hit her with an iron. She's real quiet now, see?"
Nexa
And every single person in our household has a cold too, thanks to all the germ-infested kids that go to our playgroups.
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What I love are all the faux concerned, accusatory questions from nosey people in stores. "Ohhhh, had a little accident eh?" I just wanna say, "Yeah, she mouthed off and I hit her with an iron. She's real quiet now, see?"
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
[quote=Tare]Lol, Hannah the daredevil! Mia fell over outside yesterday and twisted her knee. Now she's hobbling around like an 80 year old woman.
And every single person in our household has a cold too, thanks to all the germ-infested kids that go to our playgroups.
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What I love are all the faux concerned, accusatory questions from nosey people in stores. "Ohhhh, had a little accident eh?" I just wanna say, "Yeah, she mouthed off and I hit her with an iron. She's real quiet now, see?"
Nexa
And every single person in our household has a cold too, thanks to all the germ-infested kids that go to our playgroups.
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What I love are all the faux concerned, accusatory questions from nosey people in stores. "Ohhhh, had a little accident eh?" I just wanna say, "Yeah, she mouthed off and I hit her with an iron. She's real quiet now, see?"
Nexa
Well, after all the recent news stories I think hitting her with an iron is a little lack-lustre.
Put her in the microwave for a spell!
Use her as a club!
Toss her outside in the snow!
Give her some pot!
Don't you love your child, Nexa????
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
poor kidmy sister's 5 year old son broke his collar bone he's fearless in a way he jumped into a long box head first landed on his back but in a werid way. i was there when it happened i honestly never thought some one getting hurt could bring tears to my eye's but it happened.
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Put her in the microwave for a spell!
Use her as a club!
Toss her outside in the snow!
Give her some pot!
Don't you love your child, Nexa????
Use her as a club!
Toss her outside in the snow!
Give her some pot!
Don't you love your child, Nexa????
you forgot the one where the kid was locked in the closet tied up for a week without food or water..
Magnavoxroan wrote:
a long box
Coffin?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Fine I know where I'm not wanted!
howcouldthishappentome /wrists
howcouldthishappentome /wrists
she is too damn cute, Nexa. And omg those damn playgroups bringing sick kids over **** me off to no end!!! It would be one thing if the mothers would call ahead and ask first, but I find they bring their kids over and an hour into the visit I'll hear "We just found out our lil precious has strep throat, the poor tyke. Of course we started antibiotics last night so I'm suuuure he's not contagious and I couldnt let him miss out on his playmates." Had that exact conversation when my lil one was 3 weeks old.
Bah, disease builds character.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Nexa wrote:
Kids are a nightmarish ordeal that is only encouraged by those who have children because they want others to be as unhappy as they are, hahahaha.
Preach on
The worst part is when both parents are smartasses to the Nth degree, so your kid is too. And when your kid mouths off to you, HUGE fights ensue, because your five year old darling should know better than to talk and act like mommy and daddy.
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In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
My daughter is a real smartass too, dammit. Always scolding me or bossing me around and what not. She's a real slick negotiator too, knows just what to ask so that I give a little bit. 
Dude, you all must suck at parenting. I am proud to say Joph Jr. lives in fear of his father.
Atomicflea wrote:
Dude, you all must suck at parenting. I am proud to say Joph Jr. lives in fear of his father.
Fear of being a nerd? My kids, recently home from school, are doing my housework as I write this. Then they're gonna lug and stack a load of firewood we had scheduled to be deliverd while they were home. Then next weekend they go away again.
...I like it.
Alma wrote:
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Atomicflea wrote:
Dude, you all must suck at parenting. I am proud to say Joph Jr. lives in fear of his father.
So, Jophiel doesn't play potatoheads. Okee dokee.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Elinda wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Dude, you all must suck at parenting. I am proud to say Joph Jr. lives in fear of his father.
Fear of being a nerd?Edited, Mar 12th 2007 11:26am by Atomicflea
Tare wrote:
So, Jophiel doesn't play potatoheads. Okee dokee.
Atomicflea wrote:
Tare wrote:
So, Jophiel doesn't play potatoheads. Okee dokee.
Not since they took Mr. Potato's pipe away.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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