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#1 Mar 09 2007 at 9:06 AM Rating: Good
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Gingrich talked by phone to Focus leader James Dobson for a two-part installment to air Thursday and today on Dobson’s radio program. And the Associated Press reports that in the second part of that interview to be aired today Gingrich also acknowledged having had an extramarital affair at the time he was leading the charge against then-President Bill Clinton for his involvement with White House intern Monica Lewinski.

"The honest answer is yes," Gingrich, a potential 2008 Republican presidential candidate, said in an interview with Focus founder Dobson to be aired today, according to a transcript provided to The Associated Press. "There are times that I have fallen short of my own standards. There's certainly times when I've fallen short of God's standards.

Gingrich maintains in the interview, however, that he should not be viewed as a hypocrite for pursuing Clinton's infidelity. "The president of the United States got in trouble for committing a felony in front of a sitting federal judge," he said. "I drew a line in my mind that said, 'Even though I run the risk of being deeply embarrassed, and even though at a purely personal level I am not rendering judgment on another human being, as a leader of the government trying to uphold the rule of law, I have no choice except to move forward and say that you cannot accept ... perjury in your highest officials."
Newt Gingrich is Bizarro-Clinton! Was Gingrich ever seriously considered to be a pick for president in 2008? Channeling the "Obama" name thing, I don't think I could take a guy named "Newt" seriously. I'd either be thinking of the salamander-like amphibian or the little girl from Aliens.
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#2 Mar 09 2007 at 9:22 AM Rating: Good
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Lol Joph, I agree that I couldn't take someone named Newt seriously; but I differ on the thought that comes to mind. I immediately flash to the Monty Python line 'She turned me into a newt, well I got better.' during a witch trial.
#3 Mar 09 2007 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
I bet he doesn't pay his parking tickets, either. Scum.
#4 Mar 09 2007 at 9:37 AM Rating: Good
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Gingrich isn't dead?
#5 Mar 09 2007 at 9:58 AM Rating: Decent
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I'd consider him, but I likely wouldn't vote for him. Name aside, my problems with this government have to do with wreckless spending, and gross negligence, and the only person with a track record on reducing spending right now is Newt, however, he didn't cut spending, only cut the rate at which it was spent.

Ron Paul is someone who I would consider voting for, and thus far fits the bill on understanding the Constitution, and abiding by it.
#6 Mar 09 2007 at 9:59 AM Rating: Good
Newt: Herc! Herc!
Hercules: What is it Newt?



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Edited, Mar 9th 2007 1:00pm by Elderon
#7 Mar 09 2007 at 10:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Glad you know it's Yin and not Ying.

+2 ***** points for being culturally well-versed.
#8 Mar 09 2007 at 10:49 AM Rating: Good
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#9 Mar 09 2007 at 11:09 AM Rating: Decent
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Gingrich isn't dead?


Only politically. Which is a shame, it only leaves us with a handful of Republicans who cheated on their cancer stricken wives and divorced them as they lay dying in a hospital bed instead of a full dozen.

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#10 Mar 09 2007 at 11:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

Gingrich isn't dead?


Only politically. Which is a shame, it only leaves us with a handful of Republicans who cheated on their cancer stricken wives and divorced them as they lay dying in a hospital bed instead of a full dozen.


Oh come on. You *know* she wasn't putting out. What's he supposed to do?

A man has *needs* Smash.

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#11 Mar 09 2007 at 12:13 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:

Gingrich isn't dead?


Only politically.
Apparently, I need to pray harder. Or elsewhere. Or perhaps in another language.
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Oh come on. You *know* she wasn't putting out. What's he supposed to do?


What option did he have? Obviously he couldn't get a hummer at work or something. That'd be wrong.
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#13 Mar 09 2007 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:

Oh come on. You *know* she wasn't putting out. What's he supposed to do?


What option did he have? Obviously he couldn't get a hummer at work or something. That'd be wrong.
He could've done what everybody else did and send sleazy texts to young boys on work experience.
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#14 Mar 09 2007 at 12:27 PM Rating: Decent
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He could've done what everybody else did and send sleazy texts to young boys on work experience.

The interwebs were too young then. I imagine he had to be satisfied with drilling holes in the page's restrooms.

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#15 Mar 09 2007 at 12:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

What option did he have? Obviously he couldn't get a hummer at work or something. That'd be wrong.


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Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.


:D

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Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.


You know when I was a little boy, I had a rich aunt come to visit me when I was sick once, and she was wearing a sweater. It was so soft, so comforting. She called it "Cashmere"
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#17 Mar 09 2007 at 12:57 PM Rating: Decent
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http://www.abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=2937633&page=1



Gingrich married his second wife, Marianne Ginther, months after he divorced Battley in 1981. According to Battley, Gingrich discussed divorce terms with her while she was in the hospital recovering from cancer surgery.



Gingrich also acknowledged cheating on Ginther while leading the impeachment proceedings against President Clinton for allegations of perjury involving the Paula Jones sexual harassment civil case and the president's affair with Monica Lewinsky.

The couple "went through a very difficult time," Gingrich said. "We had a big difference about public life."


Yeah, he's a real charmer.

At least he accepts responsibility though, and is fair about it.


Constantly espousing family values even while he carried on an affair, Gingrich linked his party to wholesome family values and Democrats to, well, something else.

During the 1992 Democratic National Convention, Gingrich said, "Woody Allen having nonincest with a nondaughter to whom he was a nonfather because they were a nonfamily fits the Democratic platform perfectly."

In 1994, Gingrich linked Democrats to Susan Smith, a woman who had murdered her two children in 1991.

"I think that the mother killing the two children in South Carolina vividly reminds every American how sick the society is getting and how much we need to change things," he said. "The only way you get change is to vote Republican."


Just kidding.




Edited, Mar 9th 2007 3:57pm by Smasharoo
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#18 Mar 09 2007 at 1:09 PM Rating: Good
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Have I understood this correctly.

What he basically said was "I had an opponent to destroy, a career to defend, and an erect *****"

That's it, right?
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What he basically said was "I had an opponent to destroy, a career to defend, and an erect *****"


Actually he mostly talks about how much he loves to pray in the interview. Subtly courting the religious voter.
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You guys actually think this "revelation" of information that has been known publically for nearly 8 years has anything at all to do with Newt Gingrich?

Think "who else divorced a wife or two..." and you're closer to why this story is being spread so far and wide.
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#21 Mar 09 2007 at 1:13 PM Rating: Good
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#22 Mar 09 2007 at 1:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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You guys actually think this "revelation" of information that has been known publically for nearly 8 years has anything at all to do with Newt Gingrich?

Think "who else divorced a wife or two..." and you're closer to why this story is being spread so far and wide.


blah blah, he hasn't got a chance either.

All the real contenders are appropriately boring.

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#23 Mar 09 2007 at 1:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Think "who else divorced a wife or two..." and you're closer to why this story is being spread so far and wide.


Thanks again, Clouseau. None of us would have seen the sledge hammer subtle comparison to Guliani if you hadn't helped us out. Here's a tip. Most of the time, when people who are much smarter and more politically aware than you don't mention an OBVIOUS PARALLEL it's because they consider it so obvious as to be not worth mentioning.

Give that one a little consideration before you post.

Also, don't underestimate Gengrich's ego. If he thinks he has any chance at all to thrust his fat drunken face back in the public eye and spew out a few more books he'll do it.
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#24 Mar 09 2007 at 1:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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gbaji wrote:
You guys actually think this "revelation" of information that has been known publically for nearly 8 years has anything at all to do with Newt Gingrich?

Think "who else divorced a wife or two..." and you're closer to why this story is being spread so far and wide.


Yeah, Giuliani, we get it.
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#25 Mar 09 2007 at 1:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, Giuliani, we get it.
And McCain!

Do the Republicans have any presidental hopefuls who've managed to stay married?
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And McCain!


Man, I hope he says '****' again this year.
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