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#1 Mar 08 2007 at 10:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Somehow we missed this in Monday's Wall Street Journal piece about ABC's caveman fever. Tucked away in the soft bits of the story is Burger King’s Russ Klein, who says we can expect a Burger King feature film shortly. The film already has a studio and a distributor, Klein says. And while he "won’t reveal the studio’s identity or the likely plot ... he says the movie could appear as early as the end of this year, with the film aimed at 'creating a back story for the King.'"
Sweet Christ on toast... Smiley: dubious

If I ever ate at Burger King, this alone would convince me to stop just so I could do my small part to choke off funding for this madness.
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#2 Mar 08 2007 at 10:32 PM Rating: Decent
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His big plastic head is 10 times as terrifying as the last 10 horror movies I've seen.
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#3 Mar 08 2007 at 10:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Speaking of giant plastic heads...
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#4 Mar 08 2007 at 10:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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No

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Just no
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#5 Mar 08 2007 at 11:09 PM Rating: Decent
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File under "Movies I Plan To See Right After I Gouge My Eyes Out With a Spork."

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#6 Mar 08 2007 at 11:18 PM Rating: Decent
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It's probably not a bad idea to start with the marketing tie in, then write a script. Saves a lot of tears, I bet, and you don't have to deal with writers.

I expect all of these to do very well and to see more of the same in the future.
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#7 Mar 09 2007 at 2:56 AM Rating: Decent
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A king in New-York.

King Dong.

The Return of the Double-Cheese-With-Bacon King.

The Two Tower Burgers.

The Last King of Scotland is gonna close cos people prefer fried Mars Bar.



That's all I got...
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#8 Mar 09 2007 at 3:54 AM Rating: Default
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Star Wars Action figures. Pewpew! Comic Books. The Hamburgler running around stealing meat without sound from Ronald McDonald Jophiel. Pseudo Socrates complaining about women wearing make up. "Math is hard" Barbie AtomicFlea. The goverment taking over the lottery numbers racket. Captain Kirk lambasting the Star Trek conventioneer Kaolin if he's ever kissed a girl. "Honeycomb's big...yeah yeah yeah! It's not small...no no no!"

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#9 Mar 09 2007 at 4:12 AM Rating: Decent
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Leaked scene?
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#10 Mar 09 2007 at 5:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Star Wars Action figures. Pewpew! Comic Books...
Yeah. We did that already.
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#11 Mar 09 2007 at 5:25 AM Rating: Good
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Video games and now a feature length (as in longer then an hour) movie?! Its a plastic head with burgers what kind of story could you tell?


I hope Rob Schneider is his sidekick.

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#12 Mar 09 2007 at 5:26 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
His big plastic head is 10 times as terrifying as the last 10 horror movies I've seen.


/nod

That dude is seriously creepy. If they made a horror movie he could be the next Freddy Krueger.
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Video games and now a feature length (as in longer then an hour) movie?! Its a plastic head with burgers what kind of story could you tell?


I hope Rob Schneider is his sidekick.



Maybe it's a story of how the restaurant came to be? /shrug

That would be at least a -little- better than some bogus "King of Burgers" story. I'm a fat *** and even I wouldn't enjoy that, even if they dedicate a whole scene to showing slices of cheese melt on the burger meat.


I'd probably just YouTube that one scene.

Edit, because seen and scene mean two totally different things.

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#14 Mar 09 2007 at 7:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hmmm, maybe this would be a good time to get my "Asylum: the movie" plot pitched to hollywood again. It's a dark comedey love story coming of age drama about a boy and his faithful pet anteater as they take on the world. Narrated by gilbert godfried.

It could work?
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#15 Mar 09 2007 at 7:22 AM Rating: Decent
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Señor Exodus, Rey del Queso wrote:

I'd probably just YouTube that one scene, with the lights dimmed, candles lit, and soft music in the background.




Fixed.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Hmmm, maybe this would be a good time to get my "Asylum: the movie" plot pitched to hollywood again. It's a dark comedey love story coming of age drama about a boy and his faithful pet anteater as they take on the world. Narrated by gilbert godfried.

It could work?


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Althrun wrote:
Señor Exodus, Rey del Queso wrote:

I'd probably just YouTube that one scene, with the lights dimmed, candles lit, and soft music in the background.




Fixed.


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Am I that transparent?
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#18 Mar 09 2007 at 7:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
A king in New-York.

King Dong.

The Return of the Double-Cheese-With-Bacon King.

The Two Tower Burgers.

The Last King of Scotland is gonna close cos people prefer fried Mars Bar.



That's all I got...


You forgot "Have It Your Way", the **** spinoff (so to speak).
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#19 Mar 09 2007 at 7:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Señor Exodus, Rey del Queso wrote:
Althrun wrote:
Señor Exodus, Rey del Queso wrote:

I'd probably just YouTube that one scene, with the lights dimmed, candles lit, and soft music in the background.




Fixed.


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Only to trained eyes viewing through cheddar binoculars.
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#20 Mar 09 2007 at 8:38 AM Rating: Good
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It looks like they may be borrowing the plot from the Ladies Man.


http://www.break.com/index/almost_caught_cheating.html
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