1 - He takes oestrogen pills so he can personally suckle poor black kids
2 - He has adopted most of Iraq's orphans and personally takes them to Wendy's every Friday after Q'uran School
3 - He is fluent in 12 languages (and will shortly begin working on English)
5 - All of his pets have been trained to give blowjobs to disfigured Iraq veterans who would otherwise have to stick to shagging their own hand.
8 - He discovered Disneyland Paris and claimed it in the name of America
2 - He has donated his body to veterinary science
B - When he appeared as a guest on the Antiques Roadshow, he wasn't interested in how much any of his stuff was worth
5 - He always remembers his Wedding Anniversary and gives his wife a brown baby each year without fail
2 - He drives a Prius
13 - He received almost as many votes as last year's American Idol runner-up
iv - His sperm is shipped to Alaska to clean up oil spillages
9 - He invented sand
A - His skin is made from the same materials as Starbuck's Bischotti
10 - He refuses to allow his bodyguards to exhale in the presence of women or Pandas
11 - When Sesame Street runs out of letters of the alphabet, he is available by phone, 24/7 to suggest new ones
4 - He's fUcking great
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Do you know what a communist is? Communism is a form of economy, not political affiliation.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
tombiggy wrote:
Do you know what a communist is? Communism is a form of economy, not political affiliation.
Are you fUcking Stupid?
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nobby big nuts wrote:
tommy big balls wrote:
Do you know what a communist is? Communism is a form of economy, not political affiliation.
Communists are a type of insect.
Are you fUcking Stupid?
No, no, no...
Communist = Liberal
Cite
fhrugby the Sly wrote:
Didn't take long for Kerry and Obama to get Dan Quayle to uninvent that interweb site.
It was fine this morning. . .
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Yeah. We gave the hamsters the day off.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
Yeah. We gave the hamsters the day off.
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gbaji wrote:
Nobby wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Yeah. We gave the hamsters the day off.
If it would please you I would greatly appreciate it if your post contained more words. The Laslow-Herbecky findings in the January issue of Cat Fancy found a direct correlation between number of words used and the intelligence of the writer. Though I am sure that the article itself may have been biased by the fact that they were paid by the word to write it, nevertheless they do have a point. That point being that there is no such thing as rape. I mean come on, if a girl puts her self in that type of situation then she is obviously 'wanting it'. Like that one girl I went out on a date with, sure I picked her up at the bar and she was inebriated and could barely walk, but she still could have said no. Even if she was too drunk to speak coherently if she didn't want she could have just soiled herself to prevent it from happening, though that wouldn't have prevented anything but rather sped up the process since I am a little bit of a scat fetishist. But like I said based off the Laslow-Herbecy findings it wasn't rape but the Judge didn't buy that argument, because he was an activist of some sorts so I ended up having to jail time. While in jail I was most definitely 'not raped' repeatedly by my bunk mate. After he 'didn't rape me he would talk about us settling in on the outside world, a little cabin, perhaps in Vermont and getting hitched. That is when I told him that gays shouldn't be afforded the same basic human rights as hetero couples because the institution of marriage is there to promote the nuclear family and stop those knocked up teenage sluts from having kids without a father who will end up in jail like you are right now. He got hurt and stated that I was in jail and invovled in a homosexual relationship and that is when I had to tell 'hey man, you sucked my ****', he didn't like that at all so he gave it too me a little too rough but that was ok, because as I mentioned, I'm a scat fetishist. But as I was saying to you Nobby, more words please!
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Do you know what a communist is? Communism is a form of economy, not political affiliation.
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actually, it is taken from the word "commune" as in community. we are the ones that turned it into a bad word when we felt it threatened our ideals.
the concept is an idealistic utopian society. where self intrest is shunned and working for the greater good of the whole community is the rule. no rich. no poor. all equals working together to feed each other, house each other, and support the community.
communism is closer to what God wanted from us than any other type of govening body man has devised to date. capitolism is about as far away in the opposite direction as to what God wanted from us.
we turned it into a bad word when it spread like wildfire throughout europe and asia.
why it failed, and is failing in every country embracing it.
motivation to achieve. corruption.
the people incharge turned it into a whole community working for THEM as oppose to each other. and mans inherant sence of self makes us more willing to work harder for ourself than we would for another.
greed. selfishness. inherant sins of man. sins that pretty much demand a capitolistic society as the only path foward. we didnt need to turn communism into a bad word. it was doomed to failure from the start. doomed not because of its concept, but because of the inherant evil in each and every one of us.
we will work harder for ourselves. we care what happens to others AS LONG AS helping them doesnt hurt us. just like we say "how are you" when we meet an aquaitence on the street. we care, just as long as it doesnt cost us. in other words, we dont really want you to waste our time by actually answering the question, we just merly wanted to show we care.
communism is an idealistic utopian concept. but it was ment for insects, not man. insects dont have a sence of self.
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actually, it is taken from the word "commune" as in community. we are the ones that turned it into a bad word when we felt it threatened our ideals.
the concept is an idealistic utopian society. where self intrest is shunned and working for the greater good of the whole community is the rule. no rich. no poor. all equals working together to feed each other, house each other, and support the community.
communism is closer to what God wanted from us than any other type of govening body man has devised to date. capitolism is about as far away in the opposite direction as to what God wanted from us.
we turned it into a bad word when it spread like wildfire throughout europe and asia.
why it failed, and is failing in every country embracing it.
motivation to achieve. corruption.
the people incharge turned it into a whole community working for THEM as oppose to each other. and mans inherant sence of self makes us more willing to work harder for ourself than we would for another.
greed. selfishness. inherant sins of man. sins that pretty much demand a capitolistic society as the only path foward. we didnt need to turn communism into a bad word. it was doomed to failure from the start. doomed not because of its concept, but because of the inherant evil in each and every one of us.
we will work harder for ourselves. we care what happens to others AS LONG AS helping them doesnt hurt us. just like we say "how are you" when we meet an aquaitence on the street. we care, just as long as it doesnt cost us. in other words, we dont really want you to waste our time by actually answering the question, we just merly wanted to show we care.
communism is an idealistic utopian concept. but it was ment for insects, not man. insects dont have a sence of self.
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insects dont have a sence of self.
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shadowrelm wrote:
Do you know what a communist is? Communism is a form of economy, not political affiliation.
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actually, it is taken from the word "commune" as in community. we are the ones that turned it into a bad word when we felt it threatened our ideals.
the concept is an idealistic utopian society. where self intrest is shunned and working for the greater good of the whole community is the rule. no rich. no poor. all equals working together to feed each other, house each other, and support the community.
communism is closer to what God wanted from us than any other type of govening body man has devised to date. capitolism is about as far away in the opposite direction as to what God wanted from us.
we turned it into a bad word when it spread like wildfire throughout europe and asia.
why it failed, and is failing in every country embracing it.
motivation to achieve. corruption.
the people incharge turned it into a whole community working for THEM as oppose to each other. and mans inherant sence of self makes us more willing to work harder for ourself than we would for another.
greed. selfishness. inherant sins of man. sins that pretty much demand a capitolistic society as the only path foward. we didnt need to turn communism into a bad word. it was doomed to failure from the start. doomed not because of its concept, but because of the inherant evil in each and every one of us.
we will work harder for ourselves. we care what happens to others AS LONG AS helping them doesnt hurt us. just like we say "how are you" when we meet an aquaitence on the street. we care, just as long as it doesnt cost us. in other words, we dont really want you to waste our time by actually answering the question, we just merly wanted to show we care.
communism is an idealistic utopian concept. but it was ment for insects, not man. insects dont have a sence of self.
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actually, it is taken from the word "commune" as in community. we are the ones that turned it into a bad word when we felt it threatened our ideals.
the concept is an idealistic utopian society. where self intrest is shunned and working for the greater good of the whole community is the rule. no rich. no poor. all equals working together to feed each other, house each other, and support the community.
communism is closer to what God wanted from us than any other type of govening body man has devised to date. capitolism is about as far away in the opposite direction as to what God wanted from us.
we turned it into a bad word when it spread like wildfire throughout europe and asia.
why it failed, and is failing in every country embracing it.
motivation to achieve. corruption.
the people incharge turned it into a whole community working for THEM as oppose to each other. and mans inherant sence of self makes us more willing to work harder for ourself than we would for another.
greed. selfishness. inherant sins of man. sins that pretty much demand a capitolistic society as the only path foward. we didnt need to turn communism into a bad word. it was doomed to failure from the start. doomed not because of its concept, but because of the inherant evil in each and every one of us.
we will work harder for ourselves. we care what happens to others AS LONG AS helping them doesnt hurt us. just like we say "how are you" when we meet an aquaitence on the street. we care, just as long as it doesnt cost us. in other words, we dont really want you to waste our time by actually answering the question, we just merly wanted to show we care.
communism is an idealistic utopian concept. but it was ment for insects, not man. insects dont have a sence of self.
Meanwhile, stop PM'ing me with links to photographs of George Benson. I told you. He doesn't do it for me any more.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
14. He reads the Assylum...no really! and he counts each of us as a shining point of light.
I note that nobody has had the balls to refute any of the OP's statements.
QED
We're all Republicans
QED
We're all Republicans
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Nobby wrote:
I note that nobody has had the balls to refute any of the OP's statements.
QED
We're all Republicans
QED
We're all Republicans
Feh, it has nothing to do with the statements. Haven't you learned that it's "based on whether they disagree with the "person" or "side" that is making the statement."
So take that as your validation of the day Nobby. Apparently, against our better judgement, we like you.
I feel dirty now...
Celcio wrote:
Apparently, against our better judgement, we like you.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Celcio wrote:
Apparently, against our better judgement, we like you.
I'll have you know I am a member of WE - granted not the festering, disease-riddled member, but I am one of them!
(oh wait, did I delete that toon?)
Celcio wrote:
I'll have you know I am a member of WE - granted not the festering, disease-riddled member, but I am one of them!
(oh wait, did I delete that toon?)
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
15. Every time he passes gas, another brilliant little company sells out for megabucks to a soulless corporate overlord.
16. because if it wasnt for him, the democratic party would be extinct. he single handedly reminded this country that people DO matter. that democracy is about people, not corperations. that war is stupid and should be avoided unless it absolutly can not.
he should be loved for waking up this country from is stupor.
he should be loved for waking up this country from is stupor.
17. Every time he signs a bill into law, another flower blooms...and absorbs a few milligrams of smog before it's inevitable demise.
Edited, Mar 11th 2007 1:19pm by yossarian
Edited, Mar 11th 2007 1:19pm by yossarian
yossarian wrote:
15. Every time he passes gas, another brilliant little company sells out for megabucks to a soulless corporate overlord.
God knows I hate buying cheaper goods.
nobby wrote:
I note that nobody has had the balls to refute any of the OP's statements.
nobby wrote:
A - His skin is made from the same materials as Starbuck's Bischotti
And yet it still tastes better than an overpriced cup of Colombian GDP.
nobby wrote:
2 - He has donated his body to veterinary science
Tools aren't organic.
Allegory wrote:
yossarian wrote:
15. Every time he passes gas, another brilliant little company sells out for megabucks to a soulless corporate overlord.
God knows I hate buying cheaper goods.
18. And every time a company is bought out by soulless corporate overlords, it's spirit of innovation and creativity is *totally* preserved by the new owners due solely to W's charming smile.
19. Directly responsible for fewer deaths than Pol Pot, Stalin and Hitler!
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