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If anything, this proves he's really black, grade-A African American. They never pay their bills. I bet his cellphone is past due, as well.
Funny that he decided to pay it off right before he started his run....
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Funny that he decided to pay it off right before he started his run....
Makes sense to me. I got all my credit in order before trying to buy my house. Best to tie up loose ends or some boring journalist will make a story out of parking tickets.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Funny as in "ha-ha", or funny as in "petty and meaningless"?
Atomicflea wrote:
Funny as in "ha-ha", or funny as in "petty and meaningless"?
Neither. Jsut a little insight to the SUPER POWERUL INVINCIBLE OBAMA!!!!! THE GREATEST PERSON TO WALK THE FACE OF THE EARTH!
It's just gossip news, like Britney or Lohan. Utterly pointless, but still a good read.
Jesu Cristo....it's bigger than we thought too.
MSNBC, Reuters, Chicago Tribune?!?
It's a Conserative Conspiracy!!!
MSNBC, Reuters, Chicago Tribune?!?
It's a Conserative Conspiracy!!!
Not pay parking tickets, use rich father's influence to get out of fighting in a war...tomato tomahto.
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Next thing you know, we'll learn that he hasn't returned his movies to Blockbuster yet, and I for one am outraged! 
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I don't see the problem here. Right now, the government has $8,822,282,165,712 and change in unpaid debt.
Obama's a lightweight!
Obama's a lightweight!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Jophiel wrote:
I don't see the problem here. Right now, the government has $8,822,282,165,712 and change in unpaid debt.
Ugh... I think just imagining that much debt has made me feel queasy.
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