Man, she's really black, too.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/Mrs._Obama_-_Michelle_Obama_photo_op.jpg
While she does have the appropriately 'sold out to the man' chemically straightened hair ala Condi Rice, I fear she's just too darn dark.
I think his handlers need to think about having him divorce her and marrying more of a high yellow woman, or better yet, another halfie like Rae Dawn Chong
http://www.nndb.com/people/820/000025745/rae-dawn-chong.jpg
Yes, that's probably for the best. As an aside, until just now I didn't realize that Rae Dawn Chong was Tommy Chong's daughter! Learning is a life long gift.
Now I have to go watch 'Soul Man'.
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