http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,257862,00.html
BOSTON — Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama got more than an education when he attended Harvard Law School in the late 1980s. He also got a healthy stack of parking tickets, most of which he never paid.
The Illinois senator shelled out $375 in January — two weeks before he officially launched his presidential campaign — to finally pay for 15 outstanding parking tickets and their associated late fees.
Somebody get a rope!
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Wait til they find out about the library books.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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Wait til they find out about the library books.
I heard he touched a white booby, too, but they're saving that for the general election.
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God I hope he wins. He's the only intelligent politician you guys have.
Yodabunny wrote:
God I hope he wins. He's the only intelligent politician you guys have.
It'll never happen. Firstly, he's black. Secondly, he's an intelligent politician.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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Third, he's not nearly crooked enough yet.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
It'll never happen. Firstly, he's black. Secondly, he's an intelligent politician.
Keep hope alive.
The time has come, for a US leader not afraid to speak in rhyme.
STOP! Obama time!
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Smasharoo wrote:
STOP! Obama time!
TAKE THAT SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Fourth he's a muzzie, people in the bible belt still cringe about the thought of electing a catholic, let alone a muzzie.
My main worry about Obama is how he'll use his wife during the campaign.
Where he's only half black, she's a genunie choclateface, no makeup!
Where he's only half black, she's a genunie choclateface, no makeup!
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Samira wrote:
Third, he's not nearly crooked enough yet.
Bringing derailâ„¢ back.
Qui s'estime petit deviendra grand.
Qui s'estime petit deviendra grand.
Nexa wrote:
Yodabunny wrote:
God I hope he wins. He's the only intelligent politician you guys have.
It'll never happen. Firstly, he's black. Secondly, he's an intelligent politician.
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If we're to believe the polls, more people would never vote for a woman (33% IIRC) then a black person (25%) for president.
And in Clinton's case 40% of those polled would never vote for her, so he's really a better choice in terms of chance of winning. At least in terms of the knee-jerk bigot vote...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
the knee-jerk bigot vote...
NURSE!!!!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
And in Clinton's case 40% of those polled would never vote for her, so he's really a better choice in terms of chance of winning.
Oh, certainly.
Neither one is going to win the nomination though.
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Man, she's really black, too.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/Mrs._Obama_-_Michelle_Obama_photo_op.jpg
While she does have the appropriately 'sold out to the man' chemically straightened hair ala Condi Rice, I fear she's just too darn dark.
I think his handlers need to think about having him divorce her and marrying more of a high yellow woman, or better yet, another halfie like Rae Dawn Chong
http://www.nndb.com/people/820/000025745/rae-dawn-chong.jpg
Yes, that's probably for the best. As an aside, until just now I didn't realize that Rae Dawn Chong was Tommy Chong's daughter! Learning is a life long gift.
Now I have to go watch 'Soul Man'.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/Mrs._Obama_-_Michelle_Obama_photo_op.jpg
While she does have the appropriately 'sold out to the man' chemically straightened hair ala Condi Rice, I fear she's just too darn dark.
I think his handlers need to think about having him divorce her and marrying more of a high yellow woman, or better yet, another halfie like Rae Dawn Chong
http://www.nndb.com/people/820/000025745/rae-dawn-chong.jpg
Yes, that's probably for the best. As an aside, until just now I didn't realize that Rae Dawn Chong was Tommy Chong's daughter! Learning is a life long gift.
Now I have to go watch 'Soul Man'.
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Nobby wrote:
gbaji wrote:
the knee-jerk bigot vote...
NURSE!!!!
Haha!
fhrugby the Sly wrote:
Fourth he's a muzzie, people in the bible belt still cringe about the thought of electing a catholic, let alone a muzzie.
He's not a muslim. He's a christian, of the born-again variety.
Deathwysh wrote:
fhrugby the Sly wrote:
Fourth he's a muzzie, people in the bible belt still cringe about the thought of electing a catholic, let alone a muzzie.
He's not a muslim. He's a christian, of the born-again variety.
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Nobby wrote:
Deathwysh wrote:
fhrugby the Sly wrote:
Fourth he's a muzzie, people in the bible belt still cringe about the thought of electing a catholic, let alone a muzzie.
He's not a muslim. He's a christian, of the born-again variety.
I thought that would make him a republican.
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
I thought that would make him a republican.
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Deathwish wrote:
me wrote:
Fourth he's a muzzie, people in the bible belt still cringe about the thought of electing a catholic, let alone a muzzie.
He's not a muslim. He's a christian, of the born-again variety.
Howard Johnson is right, he is not a muslim, but his father was and he spent part of his life as a muslim.
fhrugby the Sly wrote:
Deathwish wrote:
me wrote:
Fourth he's a muzzie, people in the bible belt still cringe about the thought of electing a catholic, let alone a muzzie.
He's not a muslim. He's a christian, of the born-again variety.
Howard Johnson is right, he is not a muslim, but his father was and he spent part of his life as a muslim.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
nobby wrote:
me wrote:
deathwish wrote:
me wrote:
Fourth he's a muzzie, people in the bible belt still cringe about the thought of electing a catholic, let alone a muzzie.
He's not a muslim. He's a christian, of the born-again variety.
Howard Johnson is right, he is not a muslim, but his father was and he spent part of his life as a muslim.
So you're still allowed to lynch him though, right?
Shucks o' course 'e still a negro ain't 'e? ROFL (redneck on the floor laughing)
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If I could vote for President of the World, I would definately vote for Obama.
Unfortunately, that right is restricted to a small minority of priviledged individuals, a lot fo which don't even bother to sue that right.
But one day, the masses will rise, and the whole world will be allowed a say in who should rule them. A true democratic world government. One day. Our dreams will be realised.
Until then, the rest of us, the oppressed, the poor, the communists, the "ennemies at the gate", have to bite our lips and hope these "American" people make the right choice.
For them.
For us.
For the world.
Unfortunately, that right is restricted to a small minority of priviledged individuals, a lot fo which don't even bother to sue that right.
But one day, the masses will rise, and the whole world will be allowed a say in who should rule them. A true democratic world government. One day. Our dreams will be realised.
Until then, the rest of us, the oppressed, the poor, the communists, the "ennemies at the gate", have to bite our lips and hope these "American" people make the right choice.
For them.
For us.
For the world.
obama is the most articulate canididate out from either party. unfortunatly, he is not a whitey with a rich whitey familey. and whitey dont vote for the brothers. even worse, brothers dont vote much at all.
hope he wins.
hope he wins.
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