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#27 Mar 08 2007 at 3:19 PM Rating: Good

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Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:

Today I found out that I'm being moved from my current contract as IT guy for a non-profit into a contract being an IT Director at an all-girls boarding school.

I'm still letting that sink in.

Let's hope that's all that "sinks in".

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#28 Mar 08 2007 at 3:20 PM Rating: Good

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be still my beating heart

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#29 Mar 08 2007 at 3:36 PM Rating: Good

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Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:

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be still my beating heart

GIGGDY GIGGDY GIGGDY GIGGDY GIGGDY GIGGDY GIGGDY GIGGDY GIGGDY GIGGDY!

I hate you Kelvy.

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#30 Mar 08 2007 at 3:39 PM Rating: Decent

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Today I found out that I'm being moved from my current contract as IT guy for a non-profit into a contract being an IT Director at an all-girls boarding school.

Sweet, on the side you can sell Natalie Oreos, Jo testosterone shots, Blair cosmetic products and Tuti into slavery.

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#31 Mar 08 2007 at 5:57 PM Rating: Excellent

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I still say Talk like a pirate day > international womens day... Besides, lets save a day for the local women eh?

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#32 Mar 08 2007 at 6:09 PM Rating: Good

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ElneClare wrote:

Last Thursday my daughter called to tell me that my grandson was runing around the house screaming "I love your ******." One of my other daughters and I inforce the lecture he was give about saying ****** at school would be a bad thing. That was 2 days short of his 5th bithday, so we plan to tell this story for years when he starts dating.

My daughter had come home with a chocolate ****** for her husband, after seeing my ex in a proformance of the play "The ****** Monologues," where ex goes to college. Grandson saw it and loving chocolate wanted a bite. He knew what it was, due to his mom using the correct body names, when he asked guestions about his sister while her diaper was changed. Other two daughters refused to go see their father, the trangender who will not get his dick cut off as long as he owes me back child support, in a play we all would otherwise have wanted to see.

All I have to do is use "The Voice" and my grandchildren listens to me and knows I mean buiness. I have another "Voice" used when I read and sing to them that they love to hear too. My ex is the mean grandmom.

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I'm here to pad my post count, not to make sense.

Never has your sig been more apt.

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#33 Mar 09 2007 at 3:36 AM Rating: Decent

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A transcript of the conversation I had with my missus, a bit of a feminist, on that fateful day:

Her: Do you know what it is today?

Me: Hum, Thursday?

Her: Yes, and?

Me: And it's almost the week-end!

Her: It's International Woman's Day today, like every year on March the 8th?!Did you do anything about it?

Me: Baby. To me, everyday is Woman's Day.

Her: Aw...

Yep, you gotta be French to pull these off...

Edited, Mar 9th 2007 11:38am by RedPhoenixxx

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