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#1 Mar 07 2007 at 3:54 PM Rating: Good
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So many are now familiar:

WASP = White Anglo Saxon Protestant
NIMBY = Not In My Back Yard
DINKY = Double-Income No Kids Yet

But now we (in UK) have

NIPPLE = Northern Isrish Professional Person Living in England
V-cUnt = Voting Conservative Until Next Time
OWL = Older Web Literate

Any good/stupid ones happening in your neck of the woods?
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#2 Mar 07 2007 at 4:02 PM Rating: Decent
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From what I can recall there is also

YUPPIE = Young Urban Professional (tho why they added the extra letters is beyond me)
FILTH = Failed in London, Try Hong Kong
PIPPIE = Person Inheriting Parents' Property
TEETH = Tried Everything Once, Try Homeopathy
TOMCAT = Totally Obedient Moron, Cannot Actually Think
LOMBARD = Lots Of Money But A Real D|CK


I cant remember anymore haven't used/heard em in ages

Edited, Mar 7th 2007 7:02pm by borntolandhard
#3 Mar 07 2007 at 4:03 PM Rating: Good
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MBA = Mediocre But Arrogant
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#4 Mar 07 2007 at 4:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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#5 Mar 07 2007 at 4:35 PM Rating: Decent
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NASA = Not another stupid acronym
#6 Mar 07 2007 at 4:47 PM Rating: Good
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who could forget the classic

P.O.N.T.I.A.C. = Poor Old ***** Thinks It's a Caddilac
F.O.R.D. = Found On Road Dead
F.O.R.D. = Fix Or Repair Daily

hmm, I only seem to recall car onesSmiley: dubious
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#7 Mar 07 2007 at 5:09 PM Rating: Decent
NASA had the right idea: every 4+ letter acronym has to be pronounceable as a word, and thus not to be spelled out as letters. That is why NASA is naa-saw and not N.A.S.A., the way, for example, C.I.A. is spelled out with letters.

I'm trying to persuade people where I work this is the way to go. I'm not going to say the letters on 5 or 6 letter acronyms. It's just stupid. (I'm also not going to attend meetings without agendas, but we have way farther to go on that one).
#8 Mar 07 2007 at 5:28 PM Rating: Decent
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FIAT - Fix It Again Tony.

BMW - Black Mans Wheels

AMFYOYO - Adios Mofos You're On Your Own

GBAJI - Gargantuan Blither of Appalling Judgemental Idiocy
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#9 Mar 07 2007 at 5:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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BWAT you HPOFO! and if that doesn't work, DIAW!


ahahahahaha!
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#10 Mar 07 2007 at 6:54 PM Rating: Decent
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There really is a Naval publication called the DICNAVAB, which is of course, the Dictionary of Naval Abbreviations.

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#11 Mar 07 2007 at 8:10 PM Rating: Decent
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yossarian wrote:
NASA had the right idea: every 4+ letter acronym has to be pronounceable as a word, and thus not to be spelled out as letters. That is why NASA is naa-saw and not N.A.S.A., the way, for example, C.I.A. is spelled out with letters.

I'm trying to persuade people where I work this is the way to go. I'm not going to say the letters on 5 or 6 letter acronyms. It's just stupid. (I'm also not going to attend meetings without agendas, but we have way farther to go on that one).


Why you gotta fook it all up with your mumbo gumbo?
#12 Mar 07 2007 at 8:18 PM Rating: Decent
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I got one!

The ITFRGWTH.


You'll never guess!

Its the Interagency Task Force on Returning Global War on Terror Heroes Smiley: jawdrop


Sorta rolls off the toungue dontcha think?

Honest! Tony Snow mentions it at the begining of his latest PCWIWADIAGTSETIOTE

(Press Conference Where I Will Again Deny Its All Gone To Sh't, Even Though Its Obvious To Everyone).
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#13 Mar 07 2007 at 8:35 PM Rating: Decent
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who could forget the classic

P.O.N.T.I.A.C. = Poor Old ***** Thinks It's a Caddilac
F.O.R.D. = Found On Road Dead
F.O.R.D. = Fix Or Repair Daily

hmm, I only seem to recall car ones


http://www.dkgoodman.com/carinitl.html


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#14 Mar 07 2007 at 8:45 PM Rating: Good
The
War
Against
Terror
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The
War
Against
Terror


Awesome...

I'm an Army brat so I grew up surrounded by acronyms, most of which were not very pleasant. For example, the building my dad used to work at was USAJFKSWCSHQ.
#16 Mar 08 2007 at 6:15 AM Rating: Good
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We have them all over these parts.
#17 Mar 08 2007 at 6:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Soracloud the Charming wrote:
***- Jewsih American Princess

We have them all over these parts.


I have the *pleasure* of having one in my house. Beat that!

Oh, and

GTFO = Get the fUck out
#18 Mar 08 2007 at 6:36 AM Rating: Good
Can't
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Edited, Mar 8th 2007 9:37am by Lubriderm
#19 Mar 08 2007 at 7:18 AM Rating: Good
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#20 Mar 08 2007 at 7:58 AM Rating: Good
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F.O.R.D. = Fragged Over Rebuilt Dodge (Kelvy forgot that one)
P.O.S. = Point of Sale Systems on a whole new level ^.^


I can't recall any others yet. Haven't woken up quite yet.
#21 Mar 08 2007 at 8:05 AM Rating: Decent
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LABIA = Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes
I can't rmeember what **** stands for...
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#22 Mar 08 2007 at 8:09 AM Rating: Good
Debalic wrote:

I can't rmeember what **** stands for...


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#23 Mar 08 2007 at 8:23 AM Rating: Decent
Debalic wrote:
LABIA = Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes
I can't rmeember what **** stands for...


I can't find the exact acronym but I think it stands for Combined Liberation of Internment Tree-dwellers
#24 Mar 08 2007 at 8:27 AM Rating: Decent
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Debalic wrote:
LABIA = Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes
I can't rmeember what **** stands for...


After much searching: Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers
#25 Mar 08 2007 at 10:09 AM Rating: Decent
...or NAMBLA
#26 Mar 08 2007 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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WGARA??
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