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#1 Mar 07 2007 at 9:06 AM Rating: Good
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. . . I was a Female Elf at the time

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Elf defence for 'lingerie thief'

A man accused of a stealing underwear from a shop in a knifepoint raid believed he was a female elf at the time, Belfast Crown Court has heard.

Robert Boyd, 45, from Broadlands in Carrickfergus, is accused of holding up staff at the Orchid shop in Belfast disguised in a wig, hat and glasses.

He told the court he had been involved in a role-playing game at the time, and his character was an elf named Beho.

He denies robbery but says he may have blurred reality and fantasy.

He also said it "could be right" that Beho had intended to rob the shop - although he told the jury he could not remember what was going through his mind at the time.


Oh come on. We've all done it.

I regularly use fake credit cards posing as a Drainei Hunter
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#2 Mar 07 2007 at 9:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Beating you all to the robe/wizard hat reference.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#3 Mar 07 2007 at 9:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Beating you all to the robe/wizard hat reference.

Sure thing, Sukei/Inlee/<whateveryourbardwasnamed>. Smiley: rolleyes
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#4 Mar 07 2007 at 9:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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Didn't we, as a society, learn anything from Mazes and Monsters?

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#5 Mar 07 2007 at 9:13 AM Rating: Decent
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Oh how times change. Just 10 years ago there'd have been 37 IRA provos unloading 'lingerie' shipments from a truck out back. See how far the elf thing gets you then.

Also, he should have gone with thinking he was a leprechaun and refered to the lingerie as his 'lucky charms'.
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#6 Mar 07 2007 at 9:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
Didn't we, as a society, learn anything from Mazes and Monsters?
I learned that the cute college girl doesn't go for the 14 year old, no matter how smart and skilled a role-player he is Smiley: frown
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#7 Mar 07 2007 at 9:20 AM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Didn't we, as a society, learn anything from Mazes and Monsters?
I learned that the cute college girl doesn't go for the 14 year old, no matter how smart and skilled a role-player he is Smiley: frown


Only if you roll a 20!
#8 Mar 07 2007 at 9:24 AM Rating: Decent
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#9 Mar 07 2007 at 10:59 AM Rating: Good
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I regularly use fake credit cards posing as a Drainei Hunter


"It's interdimensional travel", he says, "What could go wrong?"

I love that one.
#10 Mar 07 2007 at 1:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Didn't we, as a society, learn anything from Mazes and Monsters?
I learned that the cute college girl doesn't go for the 14 year old, no matter how smart and skilled a role-player he is Smiley: frown

Shit man, you're tellin me!
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#11 Mar 07 2007 at 2:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Demea wrote:
Sure thing, Sukei/Inlee/<whateveryourbardwasnamed>. Smiley: rolleyes
Good point. He should have stayed home and 'sploited extra lingerie.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#12 Mar 07 2007 at 5:27 PM Rating: Decent
Nexa wrote:
Didn't we, as a society, learn anything from Mazes and Monsters?

Nexa


Um...Tom Hanks can act? Even with highly questionable material.

Seriously. Two years later, he does Splash.

I was a kid when I saw it on TV, but I knew at that time role playing wasn't going to get me any interest from the fairer gender.
#13 Mar 08 2007 at 1:41 AM Rating: Decent
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Beating you all to the robe/wizard hat reference.


Am I too late to point out the robe/wizard hat/staff reference?
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