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#127 Mar 12 2007 at 2:22 PM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
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So how was the cinematography there Scooter?

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#128 Mar 12 2007 at 2:23 PM Rating: Decent
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So how was the cinematography there Scooter?


In the trailers?
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Pearl Harbor had flying mutant demon-thingies. I think.

They were doing the "Cabbage Patch"
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#130 Mar 12 2007 at 2:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Dunno. It's not like I have a direct aversion to having mutant humans running around slaughtering folks in a film. I just get turned off when the film is based on a real historical event.


Again, you have to understand that this is a story that a soldier is telling to other soldiers in order to get them ready for a war. They exaggerated the strengths of the enemy to make the 300 look better, of course.
#131 Mar 12 2007 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
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So how was the cinematography there Scooter?


In the trailers?
Well, I'm prepared to accept gbaji's interpretation of what a friend's cousing told a radio station about the trailers as gospel
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#132 Mar 12 2007 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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Guess I'm not getting the problem. It's not like I didn't see scenes with non-human "things" in them fighting in the battle and just figured that since this is based on the battle of Thermopolae that they must have added them in for color or something. I saw them in the trailer(s). Thus, I'm not particularly interested in the film, for all the reasons I've already outlined.

Having already made this assessment, I talked with a friend of mine who saw the film this weekend. He loved it, but did confirm that it's basically pretty "out there" in terms of the people/creatures in the film and the action sequences.

Again. I'm not opposed to "out there" flims. I would just prefer that they not be based on historical events. I just kinda figure that if a storywriter can come up with that much "out there" content, they should also come up with their own backdrop for the story rather then taking one out of historical context. Heck. If they'd retold the story in a fictional magical fantasy setting and done absolutely nothing other then changed the names I would have no problems with it. It becomes an homage at that point. But when you set the story in the time and place, and you use the names of real historical characters, I do have a problem with dropping fantasy elements in willy-nilly.
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#133 Mar 12 2007 at 2:44 PM Rating: Decent
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It's not like I didn't see scenes with non-human "things" in them fighting in the battle


Actually you didn't.
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#134 Mar 12 2007 at 2:50 PM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
when you set the story in the time and place, and you use the names of real historical characters, I do have a problem with dropping fantasy elements in willy-nilly.
Well it's a good job that so many Hollywood Movies were historically faithful, like Braveheart, JFK, Shakespeare in Love, erm

Give me a few minutes
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#135 Mar 12 2007 at 3:21 PM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
when you set the story in the time and place, and you use the names of real historical characters, I do have a problem with dropping fantasy elements in willy-nilly.
Well it's a good job that so many Hollywood Movies were historically faithful, like Braveheart, JFK, Shakespeare in Love, erm

Give me a few minutes


...Alexander, Troy....
#136 Mar 12 2007 at 3:47 PM Rating: Decent
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I thought I'd help Gbaji out a bit here. (get my 'good deed for the year' out of the way nice an early).

Its not fair of the guys takin the p1ss outta your meticulously concocted considered opinions of a film that you've never seen. After all, you've never seen europe either, and theres nothing at all that you don't know about that place as you keep on reminding us all. (In fact for a bloke who has never seen the ME or South America or Matabeleland you are pretty darned knowledgeable about those places and the people who live there and what it is that they are doing so wrong with their lives!)

Anyway, I digress.

I found a condensed version of 300. And it should help you in your arguments no end.

No need to thank me! Glad to be of help.

And the rest of you.....leave him alone. He judges everything else in the world without any direct knowledge of it. Why not a movie?
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#137 Mar 12 2007 at 4:03 PM Rating: Good
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It's not like I didn't see scenes with non-human "things" in them fighting in the battle


Actually you didn't.


Really? Must have been great shrooms or something. Cause I saw a huge giant guy that looked suspiciously like a troll from LoTR. I also recall some folks with animal heads and "zombie" faces (I didn't catch what they were supposed to be but they definately did not look human). I'm also pretty sure that no one *ever* outside of fantasy rode a rhino into battle.

All of which are in the theatrical trailer. And much much more...


Or are you suggesting that people with goat heads are "normal" and were present in Xerxes army? Or are you just talking out of your bunghole as normal?
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Really? Must have been great shrooms or something. Cause I saw a huge giant guy that looked suspiciously like a troll from LoTR. I also recall some folks with animal heads and "zombie" faces (I didn't catch what they were supposed to be but they definately did not look human). I'm also pretty sure that no one *ever* outside of fantasy rode a rhino into battle.


How many did you see 'fighting in battle'?

Oh yeah, none.

Your powers of observation never cease to amaze. I hope that if I ever decide to murder someone that you're the sole eye witness.

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#139 Mar 12 2007 at 5:05 PM Rating: Decent
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#140 Mar 12 2007 at 5:26 PM Rating: Decent
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gbaji wrote:

Really? Must have been great shrooms or something. Cause I saw a huge giant guy that looked suspiciously like a troll from LoTR. I also recall some folks with animal heads and "zombie" faces (I didn't catch what they were supposed to be but they definately did not look human). I'm also pretty sure that no one *ever* outside of fantasy rode a rhino into battle.

All of which are in the theatrical trailer. And much much more...


Or are you suggesting that people with goat heads are "normal" and were present in Xerxes army? Or are you just talking out of your bunghole as normal?


Those people or person with the goat head. It wasn't a permanent attachment. It was a person with a dead goat's head over his own as a mask. It was basically to represent some of the beliefs these people had in a diety or sub-diety. This is common in various cultures.

The zombies weren't really zombies they were humans with deformed faces. Xerxes was trying to portray himself as a diety and claimed he was one. What better way to show your super natural powers than to take your best fighters and disfigure their faces and put scary looking masks on them. Call them 'the immortals' and it strikes fear into your enemies. It's part of his act to put fear into others and declare that he is a diety and has an army of immortals to prove his power. It's no different than a magician doing parlor tricks and claiming it's magic.
#141 Mar 12 2007 at 6:27 PM Rating: Decent
The villains were comic book cronies. You lose all sense of danger when you know the Joker's Goon Squad from Batman is playing the Glass Joe level one wave. The Princes Bride was more badass than 300. The real story of the Battle of Thermopylae is more badass than this movie. If you're trying to hype a story being told to soldiers, if you're exaggerating, it should be better than the real story, not lame. You know, a bigger fish, not a smaller fish.

The cinematography fails massively to show how the Spartans used the terrain to their advantage to whip some slaughter on the Persians, whether it was 300 Spartans versus 1,000,000 Persians or 7,000 Greeks versus 300,000 Persians. In that sense the movie is a total phail of cinematography, script, CGI, acting. Maybe if 300 wasn't pre-hyped on this forum I wouldn't have been as disappointed. It's a fun graphic action adventure movie with fantasy overtones, but it's not in the same category of excellence as many other movies which have covered epic battles and epic figures, real or fantasy, mostly because the script is crap.

In sum, this movie ain't epic, and is below even the level of Troy and Alexander. Anyone who argues differently is a Simpsons Comic Guy fanboi. Oooooh but Miller's artsy and I like to feel big when I go to a museum movie theater by quipping on hidden genius elements that the bourgeois cannot grasp.
#142 Mar 12 2007 at 6:29 PM Rating: Good
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Those people or person with the goat head. It wasn't a permanent attachment. It was a person with a dead goat's head over his own as a mask. It was basically to represent some of the beliefs these people had in a diety or sub-diety. This is common in various cultures.


I just used the goat head as an example. There were numerous featured "characters" in the trailer that most definately did not look human and were intentionally made to not look human.

And Smash. I would assume that if they were with the army, they "fought in the battle", even if the trailers didn't show them directly. The whole thing is about the battle, right? What's the point of highlighting them?

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The zombies weren't really zombies they were humans with deformed faces. Xerxes was trying to portray himself as a diety and claimed he was one. What better way to show your super natural powers than to take your best fighters and disfigure their faces and put scary looking masks on them. Call them 'the immortals' and it strikes fear into your enemies. It's part of his act to put fear into others and declare that he is a diety and has an army of immortals to prove his power. It's no different than a magician doing parlor tricks and claiming it's magic.


Look. I wasn't saying they actually *were* zombies or demons. I said that they were presented in shapes and forms that were definately not human, normal, nor anything likely to have actually appeared in or around the actual battle itself.

And while we can debate the accuracy of Wiki:

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The regiment's uniform consisted of a tiara or soft felt cap, an embroidered long-sleeved tunic, trousers, and a coat of metal.


Oddly. No mention of full metal face masks (and it would have been silly anyway). No mention of disfigurement, and it was highly unlikely that it would have occured given that noble son's often fought in the Immortals regiment. It was considered an "elite" military force, with only the best of the best serving in its ranks. Not likely that they'd be treated as common slaves and mutilated for the Kings pleasure.


I'm ok with a little historical inaccuracy in a film based on an historical event. I'm not ok with such a dramatic level of ridiculous changes as appear in this film. It's just overdone IMO.
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I'm also pretty sure that no one *ever* outside of fantasy rode a rhino into battle.
Not with your attitude, they didn't!

I just rewatched the theatrical trailer and that rhino was unrealistically huge and had a lot of crap on its back but no rider that I could see.
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#144 Mar 12 2007 at 6:35 PM Rating: Good
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I'm confused, what exactly gave people the impression that this movie was going to be realistic?

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I'm also pretty sure that no one *ever* outside of fantasy rode a rhino into battle.
Not with your attitude, they didn't!

I just rewatched the theatrical trailer and that rhino was unrealistically huge and had a lot of crap on its back but no rider that I could see.


Ok. Used as a beast of burden. Whatever. Same thing.

Look. It's just a personal preference. I tend to like at least a *little* historical accuracy in films set in specific historical context. We can talk about inaccuracies in a film like Braveheart, but at least there weren't any 10 foot tall giant troll looking people in the film. Nor were there people with swords surgically grafted to their arms...

Just sayin'. It's waaaaay overblown. Set the same story in a purely fictional/fantasy setting, and I'd likely love the film. But don't present it in a historical setting with such wildly ridiculous things in it.
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Who said it was a beast of burden? They got themselves a big-*** rhino, put a bunch of spikey crap on its back, pointed it towards the enemy and slapped it on the ***. I'm not saying it happened or that it's historically accurate and the rhino is ridiclously large but it's not the same as rhino calvary or a string of pack rhinos.

Did anyone ever really use enraged rhinos as an anti-infantry weapon? Who the hell knows? Maybe. Folks'll try anything once or at least make up a good story about it.
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#147 Mar 12 2007 at 7:34 PM Rating: Decent
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And Smash. I would assume that if they were with the army, they "fought in the battle", even if the trailers didn't show them directly.


Yeah, I know. The gaping hole between what you assume and reality is now used far an wide as an appellation of hugeness.

For example,

"Christ, that new air craft carrier was almost the size of a Gbaji logic hole"

"No way, it wasn't nearly that big."


The whole thing is about the battle, right? What's the point of highlighting them?


To make the Persians seem as outlandish as possible. Seemingly, according to every review, the Spartans only fight men in the movie. Perhaps, freakishly tall deformed gruesome looking men, but no monsters.
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#148 Mar 12 2007 at 11:32 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm confused, what exactly gave people the impression that this movie was going to be realistic?


The fact that it was based on graphic novel that is loosely based on a historicial event and exagerated to fit the vision of a graphic artist.
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trickybeck wrote:
I'm confused, what exactly gave people the impression that this movie was going to be realistic?


I think the problem started when I began posting as if MonxdoT is really there.
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#150 Mar 13 2007 at 2:53 AM Rating: Decent
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gbaji wrote:
when you set the story in the time and place, and you use the names of real historical characters, I do have a problem with dropping fantasy elements in willy-nilly.
Well it's a good job that so many Hollywood Movies were historically faithful, like Braveheart, JFK, Shakespeare in Love, erm

Give me a few minutes


...Alexander, Troy....


...The Patriot, Pearl Harbour, 2001, A space odissey...
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#151 Mar 13 2007 at 5:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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but at least there weren't any 10 foot tall giant troll looking people in the film. Nor were there people with swords surgically grafted to their arms...
The origin of the ancient Spartan battle hymn, "The Greeks Don't Want No Freaks".
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