Ever since they did that report about the evils of cough medicine, I stopped giving it to her. Of course, it suddenly disappeared and now she has a meth lab in her crib, but whataryagonnado?
I'd hire Gbaji to come over and deliver a Powerpoint presentation explaining that market in Maine is moving steadily towards OxyC, which has a much more upscale client base. Rush Limbaugh, for example. Plus, she's almost two now, she should be able to associate "Gluttonous deaf drug addict delusional goat ******" with pictures of Limbaugh.
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