Samira wrote:
Like an enraged rhino?
I had this typed out, but didn't want DF to think I was calling her fat. Way to go, Sami.
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I had this typed out, but didn't want DF to think I was calling her fat. Way to go, Sami.
I have always been told I have horns!
Barkingturtle wrote:
Samira wrote:
Like an enraged rhino?
I had this typed out, but didn't want DF to think I was calling her fat. Way to go, Sami.
It was in reference to the wizard hat and robe schtick! Gah~
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
I have always been told I'm horney.
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
I have always been told I have horns!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I have always been told I have horns!
I think the adjective in question might be confusing you.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Samira wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
Samira wrote:
Like an enraged rhino?
I had this typed out, but didn't want DF to think I was calling her fat. Way to go, Sami.
It was in reference to the wizard hat and robe schtick! Gah~
Oh I know, but if there's one thing my life experiences have taught me, it's that you never make a remark that a woman could possibly construe as calling her fat.
If there's two things I've learned, the second one is that 'no' means 'no', except when it doesn't.
5. horn
Slang term for the *****; Believed to have originated in Buffalo, NY from a hockey team. The term found it's way to Brantford, ON and eventually to Hamilton, ON where it is now a somewhat common name for the *****.
"Man, that woman is driving me ******* bonkers"
"Just tell her to get over here and milk your horn"
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I Learn something everyday!
Slang term for the *****; Believed to have originated in Buffalo, NY from a hockey team. The term found it's way to Brantford, ON and eventually to Hamilton, ON where it is now a somewhat common name for the *****.
"Man, that woman is driving me ******* bonkers"
"Just tell her to get over here and milk your horn"
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I Learn something everyday!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
HAHAHA I have never heard a ***** called that! Usually it's a wilted flower or some ****.
Well thats what they are calling em and you have a pair.
What is up with that?
What is up with that?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
HAHAHA I have never heard a ***** called that! Usually it's a wilted flower or some sh*t.
Nobby: Heya babe, wanna moisten my wilting flower? It's all dried up
. DF: Yes, my little raisin in the sun, let me open my thunder cloud and release natures sweet nectar all about your roots!
I gotta say, that's pretty fUcking hot right there, and I'm not even a botaphile!
Barkingturtle wrote:
Nobby: Heya babe, wanna moisten my wilting flower? It's all dried up
. DF: Yes, my little raisin in the sun, let me open my thunder cloud and release natures sweet nectar all about your roots!
I gotta say, that's pretty fUcking hot right there, and I'm not even a botaphile!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
This entire thread lacks class.
Atomicflea wrote:
This entire thread lacks class.
You expected anything more?
Atomicflea wrote:
This entire thread lacks class.
This would carry more weight if you hadn't just hours ago revealed you got nailed in the trunk of a car.
Just sayin'.
Edited for proper usage of english so folks can get what I'm gettin' at.
Edited, Mar 6th 2007 2:46pm by Barkingturtle
Barkingturtle wrote:
This would carry more weight if you hadn't just hours ago revealed you got nailed in the trunk of a car.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
Nobby Rack TM
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I read that as an engorged rhino, for some reason.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Hey, what ever happened to that Pottymouth guy? He was pretty funny.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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