I bet that's what the guy said when he pranged this car .
As any petrol head knows, the Bugatti Veyron is the pinnacle of automotive engineering.
Over 1,000BHP, 0-100mph in 10 seconds, handles like a dream, 250Mph top speed, and a bargain at $1.5M each.
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OK - Maybe he may have lost his temper and said "Oh Pooh!"
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Surrey Police said the luxury car was driven by a man who had a male passenger with him.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I love that car, but I want the blue one.
I would never drive it over 85, so it would be entirely wasted on me, but it sure is pretty.
Nexa
I would never drive it over 85, so it would be entirely wasted on me, but it sure is pretty.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Jophiel wrote:
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Surrey Police said the luxury car was driven by a man who had a male passenger with him.
Photo #2 seems to endorse that.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nexa wrote:
I love that car, but I want the blue one.
I would never drive it over 85, so it would be entirely wasted on me, but it sure is pretty.
Nexa
I would never drive it over 85, so it would be entirely wasted on me, but it sure is pretty.
Nexa
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
/drools
Nobby wrote:
If you want to see what the Veyron can do, watch this
Oh I know...I've been madly in love with that car for years...and I'm not even a car person.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nobby wrote:
If I heard correctly, two young sons of a wealthy British-Indian businessman.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
/drools
But which dumbass decided to put a speed limiter on it? Why put a 250Mph limit on it?
Killjoys!
Edited, Mar 6th 2007 3:31pm by Nobby
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
God that video got me so hawt!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
The rare Bugatti Veyron collided with a Vauxhall Astra and exploded in a petulant fit of class snobbery. "A Vauxhall, I mean COME ON!" the Veyron is reported to have said.
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Smasharoo wrote:
The rare Bugatti Veyron collided with a Vauxhall Astra and exploded in a petulant fit of class snobbery. "A Vauxhall, I mean COME ON!" the Veyron is reported to have said.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Yeah those Vauxhall owners, such rubbish they are!
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Yeah those Vauxhall owners, such rubbish they are!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
This has absolutely nothing to do with the original topic. When Nobby hits 10k posts you think Dana will let DF give him is custom title? And can we start taking bets on what it will be?
Brill wrote:
This has absolutely nothing to do with the original topic. When Nobby hits 10k posts you think Dana will let DF give him is custom title? And can we start taking bets on what it will be?
Withered Flower.
FYI at 9,999 posts Nobby will have fulfilled his destiny and be replaced
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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The eight-litre, hand-crafted Veyron has a top speed in excess of 250mph.
The 1,000 horsepower Bugatti can accelerate from 0 to 60mph in 2.5 seconds.
The 1,000 horsepower Bugatti can accelerate from 0 to 60mph in 2.5 seconds.
Jiminy Crickets!
DF's *****, but Dana said no.
Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
Quote:
The eight-litre, hand-crafted Veyron has a top speed in excess of 250mph.
The 1,000 horsepower Bugatti can accelerate from 0 to 60mph in 2.5 seconds.
The 1,000 horsepower Bugatti can accelerate from 0 to 60mph in 2.5 seconds.
Jiminy Crickets!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I'm sure that a bit of Bondo and a front-end alignment is all that car needs. Not too bad, eh?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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