Elderon wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I drive a honda civic...I really would have to be ******** a midget.
Nexa
A midget film crew? It would be like a clown car. Could we fill up a telephone booth for the sequel?
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I drive a honda civic...I really would have to be ******** a midget.
Nexa
A midget film crew? It would be like a clown car. Could we fill up a telephone booth for the sequel?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Now you will!
In hell.
On a car, of course is a completely different story.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Nexa wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I drive a honda civic...I really would have to be ******** a midget.
Nexa
A midget film crew? It would be like a clown car. Could we fill up a telephone booth for the sequel?
Nexa
Elderon wrote:
Damn girl, I don't know where I'll get that much ***. Perhaps we'll employ a few horses to fill the telephone booth. We'll call it "For a finger lickin' good time, call Nexa" - The bukkake event of the Century.
Your wife must love your posts here.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Damn girl, I don't know where I'll get that much ***. Perhaps we'll employ a few horses to fill the telephone booth. We'll call it "For a finger lickin' good time, call Nexa" - The bukkake event of the Century.
Your wife must love your posts here.
Nexa
Your wife must love your posts here.
Will you explain the finger part to me later?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Sex in a car, sex on a car, boring. Sex in an exotic and rare car dealership, now THAT'S fun.
Oh, and Eldy, your last post just gave me mental pictures that I will be unable to let go of for at least another 6 hours. Thanks. Really. Thanks.
Oh, and Eldy, your last post just gave me mental pictures that I will be unable to let go of for at least another 6 hours. Thanks. Really. Thanks.
Smasharoo wrote:
Your wife must love your posts here.
Will you explain the finger part to me later?
I wear one glove full of blue cheese dressing at all times.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I can't think of a surface on a car where I haven't had sex. 
Hell, I've even done it in the trunk, and the guy was six-foot-five.
Hell, I've even done it in the trunk, and the guy was six-foot-five.Atomicflea wrote:
I can't think of a surface on a car where I haven't had sex. Hell, I've even done it in the trunk, and the guy was six-foot-five.
Hell, I've even done it in the trunk, and the guy was six-foot-five.Atomicflea wrote:
I can't think of a surface on a car where I haven't had sex. Hell, I've even done it in the trunk, and the guy was six-foot-five.
Hell, I've even done it in the trunk, and the guy was six-foot-five.Things you shouldn't post when your boyfriend reads the forum! Unless Joph is 6'5, then Kudos on having your fiance brag about it.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
Things you shouldn't post when your boyfriend reads the forum!
Atomicflea wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Things you shouldn't post when your boyfriend reads the forum!
Atomicflea wrote:
I can't think of a surface on a car where I haven't had sex. Hell, I've even done it in the trunk, and the guy was six-foot-five.
Hell, I've even done it in the trunk, and the guy was six-foot-five.Ok, I've got to ask, just how the hell does that work?
I drive a Cavalier, I just can't see that working out.
Edited, Mar 6th 2007 1:29pm by Kaelesh
Atomicflea wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Things you shouldn't post when your boyfriend reads the forum!
Not at all, does he really want to hear the gory details about how other men f'ucked you in cars though?
Not saying that you should in any way be ashamed or secretive about past sexual encounters but really there is a time and a place to share that information. A oot forum on a MMO multi site might not be the classiest place.
Edited, Mar 6th 2007 2:29pm by bodhisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Things you shouldn't post when your boyfriend reads the forum!
Not at all, does he really want to hear the gory details about how other men f'ucked you in cars though?
Who cares what Joph wants? I'm ready for story time.
Barkingturtle wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Things you shouldn't post when your boyfriend reads the forum!
Not at all, does he really want to hear the gory details about how other men f'ucked you in cars though?
Who cares what Joph wants? I'm ready for story time.
Yeah, really. The trunk?? Where you prostrate over the antifreeze or bound by the jumper cables?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
As long as it wasnt through the key hole, though that would explain why she is no longer with the fellow. AF feel free to elaborate on the importance of girth. Past experiences with coke can wide penises would be appreciated!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
Not at all, does he really want to hear the gory details about how other men f'ucked you in cars though?
Not saying that you should in any way be ashamed or secretive about past sexual encounters but really there is a time and a place to share that information. A oot forum on a MMO multi site might not be the classiest place.
Not saying that you should in any way be ashamed or secretive about past sexual encounters but really there is a time and a place to share that information. A oot forum on a MMO multi site might not be the classiest place.
Edited, Mar 6th 2007 1:35pm by Atomicflea
Atomicflea wrote:
Yes, because when he met me I was a virgin. 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Tare wrote:
Yeah, really. The trunk?? Where you prostrate over the antifreeze or bound by the jumper cables?
Atomicflea wrote:
fuck not given.
Atomicflea wrote:
Tare wrote:
Yeah, really. The trunk?? Where you prostrate over the antifreeze or bound by the jumper cables?
In my defense I have to say, when you said you 'did it in the trunk' I thought that was slang for something else. Not " I actually did it in the trunk of a car"
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Atomicflea wrote:
Tare wrote:
Yeah, really. The trunk?? Where you prostrate over the antifreeze or bound by the jumper cables?
Where's the fun in doing it comfortably?
Barkingturtle wrote:
Where's the fun in doing it comfortably?
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