http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/05/moose.v.helo.ap/index.html
Really Pissed Giant Moose.
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) -- A helicopter is not necessarily a match for an angry moose.
Instead of slowing down after being shot with a tranquilizer dart, a moose charged a hovering helicopter used by a wildlife biologist, damaging the aircraft's tail rotor and forcing it to the ground.
Neither the pilot nor the biologist was injured, but the moose was maimed by the spinning rotor and had to be euthanized, wildlife officials said.
"It just had to be one of those quirky circumstance. Even dealing with bears and goats and moose and wolves, this is pretty unusual and truly a very unique situation," said Doug Larsen, regional supervisor for the Division of Wildlife Conservation.
Clearly the moose threat has grown beyond our control. This changes everything.
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I think we just found a new testing ground for nuclear missiles.
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But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
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***** nuclear missiles. We need to airdrop some of those fuckers into Baghdad.
Obviously mooses (meese?) have grown more technologically savvy. In the past they have mainly targetted the wildlife biologist, but judging by their new approach to the more advanced and overwhelming forces invading their country, we really have no choice but to cut-'n'-run from Alaska. Even a surge in conservationists would have no other effect than a greater number of dead Sierra Clubbers and Greenpeacers.
The time to extract ourselves from this frozen Vietnam is now.
Totem
The time to extract ourselves from this frozen Vietnam is now.
Totem
Stay the course Totem.
Totem wrote:
Obviously mooses (meese?) have grown more technologically savvy. In the past they have mainly targetted the wildlife biologist, but judging by their new approach to the more advanced and overwhelming forces invading their country, we really have no choice but to cut-'n'-run from Alaska. Even a surge in conservationists would have no other effect than a greater number of dead Sierra Clubbers and Greenpeacers.
The time to extract ourselves from this frozen Vietnam is now.
Totem
The time to extract ourselves from this frozen Vietnam is now.
Totem
The inside word is that the meese are receiving funding and training from Iran. If we don't take action NOW, America will clearly face continued and growing threats from caribou, timber wolves, wolverines and badgers. Yes, badgers!
I, for one, welcome our new Moose overlords.
Why were they trying to tranq the moose in the first place, anyways?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Why were they trying to tranq the moose in the first place, anyways?
So they could poke it with a stick.
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But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Totem wrote:
Obviously mooses (meese?) have grown more technologically savvy. In the past they have mainly targetted the wildlife biologist, but judging by their new approach to the more advanced and overwhelming forces invading their country, we really have no choice but to cut-'n'-run from Alaska. Even a surge in conservationists would have no other effect than a greater number of dead Sierra Clubbers and Greenpeacers.
The time to extract ourselves from this frozen Vietnam is now.
Totem
The time to extract ourselves from this frozen Vietnam is now.
Totem
We need a Colonel Kurtz.
I'm stunned, I mean, I've seen trucks hit moose before (I lived in Alaska for 3 years) and seen the moose walk away while a wrecker had to come for the corpse of the truck, but a helicopter?!? I think moose may be getting ready for a strike against human civilization. Look out Pinkitopia!
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